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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Cowboys will be winning the Super Bowl this year and the cheater-deflated-ball team will not get into the playoffs. The Raider Nation will again be disappointed and Los Angeles will never get a football team. EVER. Discuss.

Tony Homo fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jan 3, 2016

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
football is boring as hell

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Seahawks going to third straight super bowl, as for them winning or not idk :shrug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna root for the Redskins

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tony Homo posted:

Cowboys will be winning the Super Bowl
lol

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Wilson will break his right leg Week 1

Titans win SB50
chaos reigns

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Tim Tebow is going to prove to be an elite quarterback.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





The Bears are gonna suck this year so I'm probably rooting for the Colts or the Cowboys.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Go Cubs!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Cowboys will not win this year because the NFL is rigged by businessmen.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

a dog from hell posted:

Cowboys will not win this year because the NFL is rigged by businessmen.

Cowboys won't win this year because of Tony Romo :romo:

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Cowboys won't win this year because of Tony Romo :romo:

But I predict the Cowboys owner will die this month. Freeing them of a piece of poo poo road block.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Wafflz posted:

Tim Tebow is going to prove to be an elite quarterback.

:worship:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like it when grown adults people become emotionally invested in a sports game and when their team loses they are in a legit bad mood.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Chiefs will go alway the way.

Peyton will break a knee and I will be glad.

Seahawks and Patriots won't make it to the play offs.

Philip Rivers will still be a cry baby and get cucked by his super religious wife.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

joe flacco will unleash thedragon and throw for 4000+ yds

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Broncos gonna goddamn own, p excited about the tebow watch in Philly and the jets are always funny, this year included

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
The Bears will make to the second round of the playoffs

red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine
I rarely watch football, but I follow it because I love failure. Naturally the Redskins have become my go-to source for bad thinking and schadenfreude. I've also got my eyes on the Jets and Browns. What other failure should I be looking for this season, and where can I find the best before/after fan grief and finger pointing (other than the Washington Post)?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


red_dirt posted:

I rarely watch football, but I follow it because I love failure. Naturally the Redskins have become my go-to source for bad thinking and schadenfreude. I've also got my eyes on the Jets and Browns. What other failure should I be looking for this season, and where can I find the best before/after fan grief and finger pointing (other than the Washington Post)?

i recommend the jaguars

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
also the Browns

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine
le sportsball handegg is no match for the complex strategy required of a rousing game of Settlers of Catan. good day sir.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i hope robert griffjn the 3rd bounces back this season. he seems like a cool guy and the washington media is ruthless.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
the niners made some exciting moves in the offseason and i'm ready to see how they do on the field!

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Looking forward to an exciting bears rebuilding/being poo poo year

ROFLburger posted:

The Bears will make to the second round of the playoffs

lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Fütbol

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Eagles are gonna own the preseason so hard and then go 8-8.

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp

Necros posted:

i hope robert griffjn the 3rd bounces back this season. he seems like a cool guy and the washington media is ruthless.

hes a jackass and i hope he breaks his leg go eagles

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

red_dirt posted:

I rarely watch football, but I follow it because I love failure. Naturally the Redskins have become my go-to source for bad thinking and schadenfreude. I've also got my eyes on the Jets and Browns. What other failure should I be looking for this season, and where can I find the best before/after fan grief and finger pointing (other than the Washington Post)?

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-washington-redskins-1719717871

quote:

Watching RG3 start a football game is like reading those Choose Your Own Adventure novels from the 90’s except every ending involves a cart and a walking boot.

quote:

The Redskins organization is like the country of North Korea: no reality of the outside world gets inside the walls and everything said by the organization is the most insane poo poo anyone could come up with.

Bruce Allen: “We’re winning off the field.”

etalian fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Aug 16, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

the niners made some exciting moves in the offseason and i'm ready to see how they do on the field!

lol

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wafflz posted:

Tim Tebow is going to prove to be an elite quarterback.

he did a pretty good job today

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

remember when they got caught eating pussy in the bathroom? good poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Stoic Commie posted:

remember when they got caught eating pussy in the bathroom? good poo poo

nope. please elaborate

cams
Mar 28, 2003


is this where i talk about my fantasy teams

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
it was the panthers

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
SF is going to be horrifying this year on a whole new level so let's take everyone else down with us
gently caress a Seahawk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

cams posted:

is this where i talk about my fantasy teams

no one ever wants to hear about your fantasy team

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


Nice.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
literally no one would care if football lost cheerleaders. I honestly can't tell you why they are there

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