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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
"Good" of course being relative.


"Zero" is a legitimate answer, of course. Let's hear it goons, there are no wrong answers.

:siren: no judgement zone :siren:

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
probably 2 or 3 to get a bit loosened up and talkative

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
5~ish

Lemon
May 22, 2003

servings?

what the gently caress

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
zero means never having to say im sorry

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


three or four shots of something 80 proof, or a strong mixed drink, a couple glasses of wine, or more beer than i'm willing to drink.

Im a light weight because i don't drink very often but my tolerance is warbled a bit because i enjoy xanax now and then

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'll have a seving of alcohol good barman

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

How many drinks do you typically have when leaving the house with your cool nin shirt? Or would you say it's more of a traditional lowered consciousness sort of deal?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

whoflungpoop posted:

zero means never having to say im sorry

lol

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Kazvall posted:

How many drinks do you typically have when leaving the house with your cool nin shirt? Or would you say it's more of a traditional lowered consciousness sort of deal?

"Leave the house"...?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Servings of alcohol for everyone! On me.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
JK LOL, I'd say anywhere from 4-8, depending on how long I pregame for.

3 servings consumed within an hour gets me "good", but I may taper up or down as the situation dictates

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

"Leave the house"...?

Yes, how much courage does it take to get the mail?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I usually have 6-8 shots to get me good and ready to drive into work in the morning.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

750ml

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

JK LOL, I'd say anywhere from 4-8, depending on how long I pregame for.

3 servings consumed within an hour gets me "good", but I may taper up or down as the situation dictates

Do you pre-game with the shirt? Or do you apply cologne to it separately and then put it on, before going out?

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lol wtf is this servisings poo poo

drink half the bottle then if you can still see straight drink the othre half

then post in GBS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

let me in mom!!! posted:

lol wtf is this servisings poo poo

drink half the bottle then if you can still see straight drink the othre half

then post in GBS

Yeah, this

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

1 (one) 750ml serving

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

let me in mom!!! posted:

lol wtf is this servisings poo poo


I originally considered using the term "units"......good thing I didn't :whitewater:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I went to a bar once and the servings were enormous!

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

~4 beers

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I originally considered using the term "units"......good thing I didn't :whitewater:

somewhere (Brazil I think) they call shots 'doses,' i I've always liked that

e: also like 3-4 pints

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I don't get drunk anymore. My tolerance has gotten so high I just get sleepy.

Usually a liter of whiskey.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
as much as it takes op

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

jackyl posted:

as much as it takes op

GIve me an average plz. I know you like alcohol and I'm curious how much a "heavy hitter" such as yourself drinks

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
4-5 for me to be nicely buzzed and loose

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
Excuse me Barkeep- I wish to imbibe copious amounts of alcohol- or "servings", if you will. There is a sports team which is playing on your television set that intrigues me, and the comradery of all of these other men quaffing their own servings, and I feel quite alone without. Thank you for your attention, Mr. Niles Crane

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Harald posted:

probably 2 or 3 to get a bit loosened up and talkative

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yeah at a party im not gonna talk to strangers until 3 drinks and i wont gently caress a stranger until about 10

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

yeah at a party im not gonna talk to strangers until 3 drinks and i wont gently caress a stranger until about 10

thats pretty on point with my experiences

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Zero. Three is obv the magic "feel a bit loose" number but then you gotta keep drinking a few per hour and you feel progressively shittier with less good effect.


Its seriously the worst drug you can do

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

yeah at a party im not gonna talk to strangers until 3 drinks and i wont gently caress a stranger until about 10

how do you deal with the sore rear end in a top hat on monday?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TwoFire posted:

how do you deal with the sore rear end in a top hat on monday?

im a top

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
99 servings of alcohol on the wall
99 servings of alcohol
And if one of those servings should happen go fall
There'll be 98 servings of alcohol on the wall

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

so you gently caress at his place or in the car then?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
how many ya got?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TwoFire posted:

so you gently caress at his place or in the car then?

uh its different situationally why are you so interested in this

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It sucks goons can't translate the word serving into a typical amount of booze for the varying types

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VagueRant
May 24, 2012
100ml of something 40%.

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