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The parts about usury in the quran are the funniest
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 02:52 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:28 |
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sikh thread you got here
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 02:53 |
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Leonard Ghostal posted:sikh thread you got here that's a very problematic post. while the Sikh religion is descendent from multiple believe system, including Islam ... hold on maybe you want to come to d&d with me and we can discuss the issue in a more relaxed atmosphere? hop in my van and I will take you, you'll really like it! we have a thread on marxism and other awesome stuff there. do you like candy?
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 02:59 |
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Naerasa posted:If people had to choose religion solely on reading the holy books of each church, everybody would choose Islam because the bible is dry as gently caress whereas the quran at least has some kind of narrative voice. The quran reads like garbage when translated.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:08 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:The quran is super boring actually, even compared w da fwiggin bible Yeah, it's not exactly interesting. I just went over the first 4 surahs and it basically goes 1. Allah is Really Great. Like, the loving best. 2. Muhammad is Allah's BFF and you should totally do everything he says. 3. Allah really likes people who believe in Allah. 4. Conversely, if you're not down with Allah, he's gonna fry your rear end in fire. 5. Just a reminder, Allah's really cool. 6. Give to poor people and don't steal from orphans. 7. Women are second class citizens, so they can't do _____________. 8. Who's the best? ALLAH! [Repeat Ad Nauseum] Meanwhile the Bible's got some really hosed up and funny poo poo including: - God blowing up a bunch of cities - Incest. LOTS of incest. - God making Ezekiel eat a poop biscuit. - Noah laying around with his junk out and getting mad when his kids see him nude as gently caress. - Lusting after women over 100 years old. - Joseph and Pharaoh's big gay buttsex adventure - Contests between women to see who can get knocked up more - God sending bears to maul children who make fun of bald guys Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:28 |
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Islam-a-rama-ding-dong.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:45 |