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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
lol if you pick anything other than Moonraker

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
goldfinger

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i think you misspelled goldfinger there op



joke answer: die another day, i'm the sun laser

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
1967 Casino Royale with David Niven, Peter Sellers and Orson Wells

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lorn Wayne posted:

i think you misspelled goldfinger there op



joke answer: die another day, i'm the sun laser


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
From Russia with Love or Skyfall

Newer Casino Royale is surprisingly good -- just too loving long

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
Spies like us

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
prob die hard or kangaroo jack

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Austin Powers

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Go back and watch Goldfinger. Everyone says that's the best one but it actually doesn't hold up that well. From Russia w Love is far better.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Hector Beerlioz posted:

lol if you pick anything other than Moonraker


Moonraker is a really fun film.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

From Russia with Love

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

lorn Wayne posted:

i think you misspelled goldfinger there op


I spelled Moonraker correctly, thank you very much, troll!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Richard McBeef posted:

Austin Powers

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

burritolingus posted:

Moonraker is a really fun film.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
whats the one where the laser cuts off his dick

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

TwoFire posted:

Spies like us

This guy knows what's up.

Another good one is The Rock.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

whats the one where the laser cuts off his dick

Goldfinger, almost

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The Spy Who Loved Me had the best song, tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy-c8aAntWA

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

whats the one where the laser cuts off his dick

that's just a dream you had

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7KMMxAQp8I

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Ok, listen guys, controversial opinion incoming.

First of, let me state my credentials. I have seen every single James Bond movie except for the last two (I'll catch up.)

The best James Bond is, without a doubt, Pierce Brosnan.



Sorry to all you fuckers who think Connery is the best. Not my Bond.

Mandator fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Aug 16, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mandator posted:

Ok, listen guys, controversial opinion incoming.

First of, let me state my credentials. I have seen every single James Bond movie except for the last two (I'll catch up.)

The best James Bond is, without a doubt, Pierce Brosnan.



Sorry to all you fuckers who think Connery is the best. Not my Bond.

how come?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Mandator posted:

Ok, listen guys, controversial opinion incoming.

First of, let me state my credentials. I have seen every single James Bond movie except for the last two (I'll catch up.)

The best James Bond is, without a doubt, Pierce Brosnan.



Sorry to all you fuckers who think Connery is the best. Not my Bond.

You misspelled Timothy Dalton and even dredged up the wrong picture somehow.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hell yeah, Diamonds are Forever owned!

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Die Another Day was bonkers. James Bond surfs into North Korea, does a thing, gets caught, gets tortured, get traded for a North Korean guy's son, and goes on to stop a plot involving a space laser and a castle made completely of ice. It also had a really great sword fight.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Another great Bond movie:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SirEvelynTremble posted:

1967 Casino Royale with David Niven, Peter Sellers and Orson Wells

honorary mention cause that movie was good too!

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
It's You Only Live Twice. Best song, best score, a PacMan rocket eating other people's space ships, reveals Blofeld in an underground volcano base with piranha traps and its own monorail, gets blown the gently caress up by ninja commandos led by a man named Tiger, plus it has the comedy gold of Sean Connery disguised as a Japanese. Or maybe a Vulcan, judging by that haircut and eyebrows.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Another great Bond movie:


lazenby was a good bond

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sentinel Red posted:

It's You Only Live Twice. Best song, best score, a PacMan rocket eating other people's space ships, reveals Blofeld in an underground volcano base with piranha traps and its own monorail, gets blown the gently caress up by ninja commandos led by a man named Tiger, plus it has the comedy gold of Sean Connery disguised as a Japanese. Or maybe a Vulcan, judging by that haircut and eyebrows.

Didn't one of the bond girls threaten to kill herself during the filming cause she was gonna be written out?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lazenby was a good bond

:yeah::agreed: missed opportunity imo

Sassafrasquatch
May 7, 2007

I personally love The Living Daylights, but i respect almost all choices.

Except On Her Majesty's Secret Service. If you like that movie you're a big pussy.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Kingsman

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sassafrasquatch posted:


Except On Her Majesty's Secret Service. If you like that movie you're a big pussy.

Turns out Sassafrasquatch is a big pussy

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
In License to Kill, James Bond loses his license to kill, but then kills so many people that he earns it back.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Arian_Samurai posted:

In License to Kill, James Bond loses his license to kill, but then kills so many people that he earns it back.

The UK title was Licence Revoked, but for America it was changed to Licence to Kill cause the producers felt not enough Americans would know what the the world "revoked" meant to make it a hit.

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Diamonds are Forever is the worst. It's almost "so bad it's good" bad but not quite.

And I thought that OHMSS was underrated.

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 16, 2015

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