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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

breakfast: nothing

lunch: stir fry

dinner: beer

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Hobohemian posted:

Woah, that's depressing.

i feel like probably lots of people dont get any real pleasure out of food. some days i just cram a raw bagel down my throat like a gull

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

steak & eggs, nice job

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

steak & eggs, nice job

the steak was teriyaki marinated too, yummy poo poo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

runupon cracker posted:

the steak was teriyaki marinated too, yummy poo poo

goddamn dude. that poo poo sounds yummy as gently caress

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
cheetos. they're dangerously cheesy

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nothing I haven't eaten anything in a very long time, I'm just so hungry

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Cnut the Great posted:

cheetos. they're dangerously cheesy
that's because every cheeto you eat takes 5 seconds off your lifspan

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Frog Act posted:

i feel like probably lots of people dont get any real pleasure out of food. some days i just cram a raw bagel down my throat like a gull

i stuff handfuls of spinach directly into my esophagus

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
placenta

crotchgobbler
Jul 25, 2007

im an 07 lol
breakfast: floor pizza
lunch: five guys
dinner: caramel macchiato

I only eat things that are goon approved.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i usually eat one big meal a day to start the day, today I had a 10 egg omelet with a side of mashed potatoes and i washed it down with a 2 liter mountain dew

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

crotchgobbler posted:

breakfast: floor pizza
lunch: five guys
dinner: caramel macchiato

I only eat things that are goon approved.

same here i never use sriracha sauce because people on the internet told me its bad because its popular

i live in fear of losing 'net cred

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

same here i never use sriracha sauce because people on the internet told me its bad because its popular

i live in fear of losing 'net cred

sriracha is good on everything :shrug:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Breakfast: Soylent and an Orange

Lunch: Soylent and a potato

Dinner: Soylent op Mums pussy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Enfield posted:

sriracha is good on everything :shrug:

bu-bu-but goons said!

i also never wear swimming trunks to the beach for some reason?? and domestic beer and ketchup are are apparently poison.

normal things are for children, you see

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

bu-bu-but goons said!

i also never wear swimming trunks to the beach for some reason?? and domestic beer and ketchup are are apparently poison.

normal things are for children, you see

i only go to nude beaches and jellyfish sting my ballsack

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Enfield posted:

i only go to nude beaches and jellyfish sting my ballsack

can you eat jellyfish? i would eat the ones who stung my balls

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

can you eat jellyfish? i would eat the ones who stung my balls

just be lucky its only a swarm of hornets that stung your balls. octopus aint nothing to gently caress with

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Whattup glass of milk plus protein powder goons
Lunch is a chicken frank wrapped in turkey bacon wrapped in a flour tortilla
Dinner is lettuce and chicken salad with light caeser dressing

600-800 calories and costs me less than $3/dAy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i mean jellyfish. but octopus can sting too... be careful

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i eat sausage of varying types 3-4 times per week

this week its krainer

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Enfield posted:

i mean jellyfish. but octopus can sting too... be careful

oh gently caress now there are jelly fish and hornets and octupus a t the beach stinging my balls???

my balls can only handle two species of wildlife at a time

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

oh gently caress now there are jelly fish and hornets and octupus a t the beach stinging my balls???

my balls can only handle two species of wildlife at a time

upgrade your balls noob

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Enfield posted:

upgrade your balls noob

done




btw apparently we can't drink milk either guys. i hope you aint drinking milk or you are a literal child

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
food update for today:

fruit smoothie
salad
splergin on cheat day with some papa murphy's hawaiian pizza with ice cream for dessert
plan on ending the night with greek yogurt and almonds

gettin fuckin crazy gbs style

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I eat two baconators every 4 hours

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
my diet has become a revolving door of vegetable salads from marianos, vegan burritos, progresso soup, tea and eggs I steal from work. i sometimes grab sushi when i have a day off

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

done




btw apparently we can't drink milk either guys. i hope you aint drinking milk or you are a literal child

no loving way this is real

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no loving way this is real

LOL, you poor naive bastard.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no loving way this is real

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...d-1226855956179

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
he had some huge balls

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
nothing because anyone who eats food is a fT piece of worthless poo poo who should take there own lives

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

those look like eggs but i dont trust em

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


breakfast:
3/4 a box of honey comb

lunch:
three hot dogs on bunny bread w/ ketchup & four wild cherry pepsis

dinner:
seafood etouffee with a freshly baked haaha no j/k it was 3 mcchickens and 2 pepsis. also about 1400 calories of alcohol throughout the day.

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008

Ramrod XTreme
Breakfast: double scoop ON in skim milk.

Lunch: Sweet Kale Salad mix from Costco, sans dressing. 10 Tyson Panko breaded nuggets.

Dinner: 4x eggs, bagel with coconut oil.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

breakfast: ceral and/or bagel
lunch: chicken salad
dinner: idk, whatever gets made

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Tom Gorman posted:

breakfast:
3/4 a box of honey comb

lunch:
three hot dogs on bunny bread w/ ketchup & four wild cherry pepsis

dinner:
seafood etouffee with a freshly baked haaha no j/k it was 3 mcchickens and 2 pepsis. also about 1400 calories of alcohol throughout the day.

oh poo poo how do you know my life :tinfoil:

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
breakfast, 4-5 am, a banana, some yogurt and rye toast, lunch - brown rice with grilled chicken and whatever vegetables, dinner, beer

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