goons, what do you eat on a normal day?

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i got drunk and i ate a chicken
i ate a chicken i found in my kitchen

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Frog Act posted:

breakfast: cigarettes, coffee
lunch: fast food if i have work, microwaveable garbage if i don't
dinner: i usually don't eat dinner but get stoned and munch out at like 10:00

i quit my job recently so ive been eating like one meal a day until school starts because crippling depression + not burning calories makes food not good

same

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:51

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

runupon cracker posted:

Today I had

Breakfast:
- coffee with Splenda and flavoured creamer poo poo
- ~100g striploin steak
- 2 eggs (over medium)
- 1 croissant

Lunch:
- nothing today, was moving my daughter to another province

Dinner:
- 2 BBQed chicken thighs (no skin)
- 1 ear corn on the cob, also BBQed
- about 100g of broccoli with some lite margarine
- another coffee

fag

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:53

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

runupon cracker posted:

the steak was teriyaki marinated too, yummy poo poo

goddamn dude. that poo poo sounds yummy as gently caress

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:56

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

same here i never use sriracha sauce because people on the internet told me its bad because its popular

i live in fear of losing 'net cred

sriracha is good on everything :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 02:12

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

bu-bu-but goons said!

i also never wear swimming trunks to the beach for some reason?? and domestic beer and ketchup are are apparently poison.

normal things are for children, you see

i only go to nude beaches and jellyfish sting my ballsack

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 02:18

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

can you eat jellyfish? i would eat the ones who stung my balls

just be lucky its only a swarm of hornets that stung your balls. octopus aint nothing to gently caress with

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 02:22

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i mean jellyfish. but octopus can sting too... be careful

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:15

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

A misanthrope posted:

oh gently caress now there are jelly fish and hornets and octupus a t the beach stinging my balls???

my balls can only handle two species of wildlife at a time

upgrade your balls noob

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 02:27

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