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like, okay yeah you're technically masturbating to the same gender which is considered gay, but it's yourself so is it still just masturbation?? idk help me out here GBS
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i masturbate to my reflection while crouching over a mirror
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Aug 17, 2015 04:45
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not if you're gay.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:48
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Nope, it does however make you an ENORMOUS Narcissist
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I seem to recall Robert Heinlein proposing in one of his stories, going back in time and loving yourself and your twin sister or something along those lines. Enormous waste of energy, or worthwhile expenditure to expand the realms of human sexuality? You decide. EDIT: On further examination, I'm not sure why he'd bring up the sister. I bet he just wanted to gently caress his sister General Tofu fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Aug 17, 2015 05:01
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not if you're hot
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General Tofu posted:I seem to recall Robert Heinlein proposing in one of his stories, going back in time and loving yourself and your twin sister or something along those lines. Enormous waste of sexuality, or worthwhile expenditure to expand the realms of human sexuality? You decide.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:03
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I masturbate to videos of myself masturbating. I'm not gay, I just like to work on my technique.
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General Tofu posted:EDIT: On further examination, I'm not sure why he'd bring up the sister. I bet he just wanted to gently caress his sister heinlein wrote stranger in a strange land, i think he just wanted to gently caress a lot in general
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Aug 17, 2015 05:12
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Not if you look as good as I do 
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The White Dragon posted:heinlein wrote stranger in a strange land, i think he just wanted to gently caress a lot in general heinlein was seriously a hosed up, perverted, racist, sexist piece of gutter trash. i mean i like his books but goddamn he makes it difficult. stranger in a strange land isn't even that bad, try farnham's freehold
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i hereby petition to repurpose this thread into heinlein chat as it is a much more interesting subject do i have a second
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devin2 posted:i hereby petition to repurpose this thread into heinlein chat as it is a much more interesting subject
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We have 3 threads on the first page of GBS about flogging your dolphin
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symbolic posted:include Harlan Ellison and i'm in duly noted and so amended even though i'm not familiar with his work let the voting proceed aye
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I like to watch myself in the mirror while I gently caress like in American Psycho. Literally. My current gf has a mirror on a dressed thats a good angle and height that I can watch myself rail her im every position but her on top Sometimes the only way for me to cum is to masturbate while I flex at the mirror
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It depends on how jacked you are. If you are buff you are masturbating to the sleek perfection of the human body that you just happen to inhabit. Totally not gay.
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devin2 posted:i hereby petition to repurpose this thread into heinlein chat as it is a much more interesting subject I wonder if anyone has greased the piston to those arachnids from Starship Troopers yet? EDIT: or the giant vagina monster, that's more likely
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devin2 posted:heinlein was seriously a hosed up, perverted, racist, sexist piece of gutter trash. i mean i like his books but goddamn he makes it difficult. stranger in a strange land isn't even that bad, try farnham's freehold Farnhand was so bad So was the one with the old dude who hosed all his nieces super causally like one of the only books I've ever put down and been like. ..woah wtf this author is crazy
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Waroduce posted:Farnhand was so bad I've mostly cherry-picked the books I've read based on trusted recommendations or it being an extreme bestseller, so I always got the subconscious impression that if the author is published, he must be more talented than me and I should probably respect his work. It must've been weird when what seemed like a competent novel suddenly turned into an incestuous fuckfest 
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Waroduce posted:Farnhand was so bad was that to sail beyond the sunset? i don't remember if there were nieces but i do remember there was this mom who stumbled upon her son and daughter going at it and was basically like "i'm ok with it but i should make a mental note to tell them to be careful" and at that point i carefully closed the book and opened a different one by a different author
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General Tofu posted:EDIT: or the giant vagina monster, that's more likely yo
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lol that reminds me of those men who jerk off onto printed out pictures of like Katy Perry and post it to porn sites. How do you even sink to that point in your life?
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:lol that reminds me of those men who jerk off onto printed out pictures of like Katy Perry and post it to porn sites. How do you even sink to that point in your life? if you think printing out a picture and cumming on it is the worst the internet has to offer you, i have some bad news brah
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Aug 17, 2015 06:33
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queer not gay
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devin2 posted:heinlein was seriously a hosed up, perverted, racist, sexist piece of gutter trash. i mean i like his books but goddamn he makes it difficult. stranger in a strange land isn't even that bad, try farnham's freehold "Several years ago, when I was ill, Heinlein offered his help, anything he could do, and we had never met; he would phone me to cheer me up and see how I was doing. He wanted to buy me an electric typewriter, God bless him—one of the few true gentlemen in this world. I don't agree with any ideas he puts forth in his writing, but that is neither here nor there. One time when I owed the IRS a lot of money and couldn't raise it, Heinlein loaned the money to me. I think a great deal of him and his wife; I dedicated a book to them in appreciation. Robert Heinlein is a fine-looking man, very impressive and very military in stance; you can tell he has a military background, even to the haircut. He knows I'm a flipped-out freak and still he helped me and my wife when we were in trouble. That is the best in humanity, there; that is who and what I love."
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The White Dragon posted:if you think printing out a picture and cumming on it is the worst the internet has to offer you, i have some bad news brah well whats the bad news
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The White Dragon posted:if you think printing out a picture and cumming on it is the worst the internet has to offer you, i have some bad news brah swap.avi?
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Aug 17, 2015 07:22
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Masturbating to yourself is also incest because genetically you're identical to yourself. 
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Aug 17, 2015 08:08
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no man, me and my buddies do this together all the time and we're straight as hell
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Aug 17, 2015 08:26
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sometimes we swap photos and that's not even gay, so don't worry about it op
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Stottie Kyek posted:Masturbating to yourself is also incest because genetically you're identical to yourself. Woah. Makesm e think
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:swap.avi? cumming on those anime waifu pvc figures.jpg
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Nosam0819 posted:not if you're gay.
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Yes because all jerking off is gay. You're just giving some dude a hand job when you jerk off. That's super gay.
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gay and correct
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