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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What is the most decrepit, horrible thing you would do, for me to paypal you 1,000 dollars?

Doesn't have to be sexual, but it does have to be beyond the pale. :q:

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i will shitpost in every thread

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

your mom

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

post with proper capitalization

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill get pretty drunk, prbbly

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I wouldn't do anything for you 1000 dollars but if you want to send it to me, that would be cool.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
You can look but you can't touch.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I would say your mom but 1k is not enough to subject myself to that

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I would be willing to verify that you do indeed have 1000 dollars, that you would be willing to give to someone posting in this thread, which at this point seems unlikely.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i'd empty quote you for a whole year praising your posting efforts. and this isn't old GBS so i can do this without being probated/banned for cheerleading too. :parrot:

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
give the money to lowtax to revive his website.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wow a thousand dollars? that's like Jon pop forums money but not :kyoon: forums money

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
goddamnjt what happens I thought :kyoon: was a smiley

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The seven posters leading up to enfield from here can swallow my load and the loads of 1000 other men.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

The seven posters leading up to enfield from here can swallow my load and the loads of 1000 other men.
so does that mean i get money since i'm before him??

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

The seven posters leading up to enfield from here can swallow my load and the loads of 1000 other men.

so are you saying if we did that we get the $1,000 dollars??? :confused:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

so does that mean i get money since i'm before him??

:10bux:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

so are you saying if we did that we get the $1,000 dollars??? :confused:

Not for you.
:knope:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ily mr. goat

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'd 5 this thread

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Pay a goon to do a LP with an expensive hooker

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



At what price point does a hooker become an escort?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Business Gorillas posted:

Pay a goon to do a LP with an expensive hooker

Only if the hooker posts her/his thoughts as well.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Business Gorillas posted:

At what price point does a hooker become an escort?

50$ after call girl but 1000 before geisha

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Buy a hooker lol

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
buy two hookers and make them believe they're both each others first time

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

huskarl_marx posted:

buy two hookers and make them believe they're both each others first time



This guy gets it

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'd let you give me money. That'd be pretty cool of me!

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

VendaGoat posted:

What is the most decrepit, horrible thing you would do, for me to paypal you 1,000 dollars?

Doesn't have to be sexual, but it does have to be beyond the pale. :q:

Idk about beyond the pale but get an eightball or three of blow and go rail lines off a stripper

Just wear a condom

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i'll......






POST

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Waroduce posted:

Idk about beyond the pale but get an eightball or three of blow and go rail lines off a stripper

Just wear a condom

Where do you live that you can do this for 1k? Des Moines?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
id show u my t*ts and let u f*ck the gap between my th*ghs

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
c*m is extra

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'll eat the other half of the this poo poo I found on the street - Dog I think.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

What is the most decrepit, horrible thing you would do, for me to paypal you 1,000 dollars?

Doesn't have to be sexual, but it does have to be beyond the pale. :q:

I will record a video of something with an iPhone, but will hold the phone vertically so that the resulting video is in a vertical 2:3 aspect ratio.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
You ain't got poo poo OP.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Spring for 50 John Pop and 50 Kyoon reregs.

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Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
id duct tape you to a chair and force you to watch as I spend the thousand dollars on anime

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