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Comically Oversized, Circus Breasts Poll
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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

the biggest pair look like a big nutsack

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

david... posted:

the biggest pair look like a big nutsack

Bro, r u gay? Thinking aobut nuts whiel looking at tits is mad gay.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

jucy brets

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Haier posted:

Bro, r u gay? Thinking aobut nuts whiel looking at tits is mad gay.

think about nuts with nipples. just think about it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i already was

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



I love that literally everyone that voted on the thread decided that D becomes comically oversized but also GOKU :v:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*starts counting on his fingers with a panicked look on his face

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

ah farang ding dong, one of my earliest internet porn memories. you see, i used to search for variations of "world's biggest boobs" a lot . looks like the guy who runs that site invested in better prosthetic boob technology, they didn't look quite so realistic back in the day. i still wanted to believe they were real though because i was like 13

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I wonder what those women think when a weird foreigner makes them put on massive fake comedy boobs. I bet they all get together and have a good chuckle about it.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

david... posted:

the biggest pair look like a big nutsack

You might want to get that looked at

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

psyopmonkey2 posted:

This thread is dumb and bad. Im gonna unbookmark before the really creepy crap happens.

Too late, you already posted here

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Voted all in a checkbox poll, that was fun. Thanks OP.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I wonder what those women think when a weird foreigner makes them put on massive fake comedy boobs. I bet they all get together and have a good chuckle about it.

they also suck on his huge weird saline-injected dick

eh it's a living

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Ridden the rodeo for the first three and while massive tits are nice they become kinda silly looking if she's on top. And when she's laying on her back they kinda flop to the side even when they are still perky for big boobs. What I'm trying to say is they look better in hot lady underwear than actually exposed. Second one is ideal.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
the jump from A to B, seems a bit large

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The answer is "would"

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Windows 98 posted:

Ridden the rodeo for the first three and while massive tits are nice they become kinda silly looking if she's on top. And when she's laying on her back they kinda flop to the side even when they are still perky for big boobs. What I'm trying to say is they look better in hot lady underwear than actually exposed. Second one is ideal.

God you come off like a creepy autist. You're supposed to bury your face sandwiched between them shits all squeezed together like WHARGBLBLGHNLLLL

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Pudding Huxtable posted:

God you come off like a creepy autist. You're supposed to bury your face sandwiched between them shits all squeezed together like WHARGBLBLGHNLLLL

Yeah except im not 5 so I don't need to motorboat women or receive hand jobs.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Lol you're limited to handjobs. Beta bitch

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Pudding Huxtable posted:

God you come off like a creepy autist. You're supposed to bury your face sandwiched between them shits all squeezed together like WHARGBLBLGHNLLLL

Well if I ever want to gently caress a murloc, now I know what to expect.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
i'm the genius who thinks people look pretty when they can't even stand up without back pain

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

David Copperfield posted:

i'm the genius who thinks people look pretty when they can't even stand up without back pain

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
def a, i prefer concave titties

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i had lived a life free of regret

and then i coined the phrase 'comically oversized circus tits" on the somethings awful forums

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Gatekeeper posted:

i had lived a life free of regret

and then i coined the phrase 'comically oversized circus tits" on the somethings awful forums

You know what must be done to atone for this...










































































































Put it on a T-shirt and sell it to those wacky youths

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

i had lived a life free of regret

and then i coined the phrase 'comically oversized circus tits" on the somethings awful forums

Your life's greatest accomplishment.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

one of the boob ladies is named Da

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Oct 30, 2009

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crispix posted:

one of the boob ladies is named Da

Her last name is biggesttittiesyoueverseen

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

David Copperfield posted:

i'm the genius who thinks people look pretty when they can't even stand up without back pain

see Ariel Winter's breast reduction surgery.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oldpainless posted:

Her last name is biggesttittiesyoueverseen

It's actually "gently caress"

Like "Da gently caress" ?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

:whitewater:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Imagine the life you would have to live before opting for bolt-ons like that.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually it's E.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

see Ariel Winter's breast reduction surgery.

it's amazing seeing all the wierdos come out of the woodwork to go 'aw wtf she RUINED HERSELF' whenever someone gets breast reduction

like the entire purpose of the existence of that woman is just to be eye candy for you how dare she want her back to not hurt

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I take exception to almost all cosmetic surgery that's not medically necessary personally

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Oct 30, 2009

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hemophilia posted:

I take exception to all surgery that's medically necessary personally

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hemophilia posted:

I take exception to almost all cosmetic surgery that's not medically necessary personally

still got that cleft pallet eh?

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Darth123123 posted:

still got that cleft pallet eh?

Almost

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