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should i smoke the pocket blunt
yes
no
i do not condone black people drugs
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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

coat i haven't worn since 2013. should i smoke it?

i know i smoked that blunt before seeing bad grandpa

btw a blunt is a marijuana cigarette for black people

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

masturbate

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Just like that one black guy said "smoke some w33d"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

smoke the ticket

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007


again? ok man, i'll try it

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

symbolic posted:

smoke the ticket

i thought about it, because i feel like the blunt and the ticket belong together

one could not exist without the other

yin and yang

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mandator posted:

i thought about it, because i feel like the blunt and the ticket belong together

one could not exist without the other

yin and yang
shut up and smoke

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

symbolic posted:

shut up and smoke

dude i don't even know if i want to anymore because of your attitude

plus the blunt is almost two years old and cigar wraps go stale after, like, 20 minutes

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You can take the weed out and smoke it from a pipe.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Bad granpa had some hearty lols in it

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i know some of ya'll think i'm a liar so let me drop some evidence upon myself



exhibit a. the movie ticket mentioned in the op. proves i am not a liar

b. the blunt

c. the lgihter i would use to light said blunt in order to fulfill my social contract with somethingawful

d. hand sanitizer to prove i'm not your average dirty drug user and so i don't get sick (i touch my face a lot)

and before you even think of calling the police on me, consider this: i will be in deep poo poo and there's not really a lot i can do and ii won't know who called. that's hosed up

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Smoke dat poo poo and listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF6cfHkbwfE

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

You can take the weed out and smoke it from a pipe.

then it wont be the bad grandpa blunt, it would just be some old weed i found in my coat

why would i even make a thread about that?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mandator posted:

i know some of ya'll think i'm a liar so let me drop some evidence upon myself



exhibit a. the movie ticket mentioned in the op. proves i am not a liar

b. the blunt

c. the lgihter i would use to light said blunt in order to fulfill my social contract with somethingawful

d. hand sanitizer to prove i'm not your average dirty drug user and so i don't get sick (i touch my face a lot)

and before you even think of calling the police on me, consider this: i will be in deep poo poo and there's not really a lot i can do and ii won't know who called. that's hosed up
smoke the hand sanitizer as well

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

also i am a little disapoitned at the racism in this poll. black people weed isn't that much different than white people weed

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mandator posted:

then it wont be the bad grandpa blunt, it would just be some old weed i found in my coat

why would i even make a thread about that?

I don't even know why you would make a thread about an old blunt in the first place, but here we are. At least your thread has pictures which is a solid move, so props.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Mandator posted:

coat i haven't worn since 2013. should i smoke it?

i know i smoked that blunt before seeing bad grandpa

btw a blunt is a marijuana cigarette for black people

im going to have fun with your butthole while u sleep tonight

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Zippy the Bummer posted:

im going to have fun with your butthole while u sleep tonight

jesus christ what the gently caress

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

I don't even know why you would make a thread about an old blunt in the first place, but here we are. At least your thread has pictures which is a solid move, so props.

what are you even saying? what the gently caress are you talking about?

jesus, just leave. get out

i'm trying to get high in here

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
your anus is mine, op

have fun being stoned out of your mind and not knowing what's going on

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
smoke the blunt then hang ur ballsack out the side of ur underpants and go run some errands

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

smoke it out of your rear end in a top hat

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Ive smoked a blunt and im almost translucent. Theyre not just for black people.

Drugs are bad though. I didnt smoke a drug blunt.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
those fukkin weeders

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
did you drink the hand sanitiser

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
re-roll the weed in the bad grandpa ticket and smoke that

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

zippyn o

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
thats not a blunt, thats just a brown joint

feeling mislead here OP

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Pitdragon posted:

thats not a blunt, thats just a brown joint

feeling mislead here OP

the gently caress you talking about son

that's a white owl white grape cigarillo

maybe you don't consider a cigarillo a blunt but who the hell smokes actual blunts?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Just like that one black guy said "smoke some w33d"

smoke weed once a day

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Mandator posted:

the gently caress you talking about son

that's a white owl white grape cigarillo

maybe you don't consider a cigarillo a blunt but who the hell smokes actual blunts?

lmao if you don't smoke actual blunts, just lmao

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Pitdragon posted:

lmao if you don't smoke actual blunts, just lmao

i don't know anybody who does, are you rich? are you, like, famous or something? who are you?

edit: they cost like 75 bucks to roll, i am convinced you are a rapper (but a bad one who can't spit real)

Mandator fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Aug 17, 2015

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
why were you wearing a coat in august HUH OP????

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Dip the blunt in hand sanitizer see if it works like sherm

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mandator posted:

i don't know anybody who does, are you rich? are you, like, famous or something? who are you?

edit: they cost like 75 bucks to roll, i am convinced you are a rapper (but a bad one who can't spit real)

What the hell. You take a 2 dollar Dutch, drop in a dub and roll it. $22.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
smoke that mary jane, op. Get high as h*ck on that chronic.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
op how do you have one of my coats?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Monday_ posted:

What the hell. You take a 2 dollar Dutch, drop in a dub and roll it. $22.

Yeah but a swisher sweet/white owl cigarillo is the same size as a Dutch.

White owl blunts on the other hand are big enough to fit a quarter.

Maybe I'm wrong though, I only smoke things I find laying around. Ain't a big baller like some of ya'll.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I've got a bad granpa. He smokes a pipe full of heroin

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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007



Mildly high, lungs burn like hell, overall a good experience. Must've been loud.

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