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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Nobody in GBS has any friends because theyre so sad and mean all of the time

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Can confirm !!!






































:smith:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I can cook you eggs.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I have friends and I'm not mean all the time. I disagree op

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
gently caress you hahah- oh.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Zeluth posted:

I can cook you eggs.

Thanks

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Zeluth posted:

I can cook you eggs.

i thought this was going to be enough too when i was young but turns out eggs are one of the easiest things to cook

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
It's true. I have no friends.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'll be your friend, OP

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I haev lots of freinds but they al hate me

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

SirEvelynTremble posted:

I haev lots of freinds but they al hate me

You should suck them off

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Can't wait until every thread in GBS is a meta thread about GBS

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
88 frieds on faceobok bitch

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
if i have no friends cause im unlikable then why do i always get gang raped by dolphins?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

were friends now

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
I only paid for SA for friends and now you crush my spirit OP :(

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I had a friend once, but I laid down too many sick burns and trolls irl and now I don't have a friend.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I have a lot of friends actually, INRI

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I have a lot of friends actually, INRI

How many ? 40? 50?

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
If people consider you less "mean" and more "ball-busty," you walk the path of friendship

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Marshall Mathers

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

I.N.R.I posted:

You should suck them off

inri you always say that but you can't suck off all your problems

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
GBS is my friends

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

SmokaDustbowl posted:

inri you always say that but you can't suck off all your problems

You can try though

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
i am ironic because i am afraid of being friends with people.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i accuse people of being ironic irl

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i met inri once hes a prett. funny guy and a real gentleman, stands up when i leave the room and opens doors for me which is actually quite emasculating but i think it comes from a good place

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my only friend is my blade

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Does my nan count as a friend op? My nan likes me.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I saw inri once irl. He looked like Ralph Fiennes in Skyfall. I was glaring at him while eating grapes in the grocery store produce section. "Don't cock it up." is all he said to me and then he left me to my grapes.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'll be your friend.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I did cock it up afterwards

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I will be any one here frend

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Enfield posted:

my only friend is my blade

Didn't you try and burn your other friends?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I saw INRI irl he was walking around Slough town centre waving around a cornish pasty shouting 'get away its a bomb!'

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I've got like 50 facebook friends

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm friends with some goons on Facebook and all they do is post boring selfies while they are at work.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Didn't you try and burn your other friends?

what

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

someone said when you set yourself on fire you tried to take everyone in the house with you.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

someone said when you set yourself on fire you tried to take everyone in the house with you.

no, i made sure to warn my housemate before hand, hes the one that called the cops. someone pleas edit the wiki

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