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They shrink to the size of a pea and you think they are going then boom there the size of marbles again. Whats the deal?
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Welcome to being old. Enjoy your more frequent trips to the butt doctor.
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Aug 17, 2015 13:38
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Maybe stop taking it up the arse? Just a thought.
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Aug 17, 2015 13:41
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Swall o peice of string so you can still hold it in your mouth, but so its long enough to poop out. When its pooped out tie it around your hemroid pull the hemroid up your rear end and tie the sting off on a tooth. repeat until all hemroids are gone
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Aug 17, 2015 13:49
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wash your rear end everyday and things like this wouldn't happen.
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Aug 17, 2015 13:52
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did anybody else assume dad gay so what made this thread based on the title
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Aug 17, 2015 14:00
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would you say they're a pain in the rear end, op?
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Aug 17, 2015 14:06
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Tom Brady posted:did anybody else assume dad gay so what made this thread based on the title didn't assume but i did check to see if he made it
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Aug 17, 2015 14:07
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Lose some weight is the answer to every medical question once you hit 30.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:08
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EvilJoven posted:Welcome to being old. Enjoy your more frequent trips to the butt doctor. Getting old bloody sucks. I am sure its down to the drugs the docs makes me take... definitely the drugs.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:10
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Horniest Manticore posted:would you say they're a pain in the rear end, op? Its a pain to wipe my rear end.. Gotta use like 3 times the normal amount of tp. 
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Aug 17, 2015 14:11
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it's because you gently caress around with your phone on a toilet break that you get hemoroids
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Aug 17, 2015 14:33
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vug posted:it's because you gently caress around with your phone on a toilet break that you get hemoroids I dont have a job.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:34
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wait i thought these came from being fat or something
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Aug 17, 2015 14:45
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:wait i thought these came from being fat or something The only person i know w them is a 110 lb chick tbh
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Aug 17, 2015 14:46
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mind if you drop her my digits
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Aug 17, 2015 14:49
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OP: Eat more whole grains and fruit, and buy a bidet. Your brown eye will be pristine within a month.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:49
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Sorry, I've left some when I came by your house 
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Aug 17, 2015 14:52
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:wait i thought these came from being fat or something No it comes from lots of stuff one of them being sitting on the toilet too long reading shampoo labels or newspapers.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:55
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notZaar posted:No it comes from lots of stuff one of them being sitting on the toilet too long reading shampoo labels or newspapers. I like reading the leaflets in tampons. Be mindful of toxic shock syndrome.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:01
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Man up and ask your pharmacist for some suppositories. And prepare for destroyed underwear.THE DOG HOUSE posted:wait i thought these came from being fat or something Strangely I get them whenever I drink orange juice.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:09
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Verily I Shat posted:Swall o peice of string so you can still hold it in your mouth, but so its long enough to poop out.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:10
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I like reading the leaflets in tampons. Good. Always read the manual, for everything.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:11
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School Nickname posted:Man up and ask your pharmacist for some suppositories. And prepare for destroyed underwear. No you don't.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:16
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put some apple cider vinegar on it and stop eating garbage, OP
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Aug 17, 2015 15:35
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:wait i thought these came from being fat or something no they come from sitting on things that are cold. like a cold chair or a rock.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:37
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Just do what I do and push them back in when your showering.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:38
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Swell up so big they block your b-hole like a shark's eyelid.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:57
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Sure feels good to scratch them, just look at the positives, friend.
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Aug 17, 2015 16:26
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notZaar posted:Good. Always read the manual, for everything. can't wait until tampons come with digital manuals so the company can save on costs like viddy games
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Aug 17, 2015 16:28
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I read the manual for my condoms, just in case I was using my dick wrong (I was).
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Aug 17, 2015 16:30
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my friend who was almost underweight, ate healthy, worked out all the time had hemorrhoids for years that were basically torturing him constantly. he had to have two surgeries but he's finally able to poo poo without crying. maybe just go to butt md snd ask for the knife already
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Aug 17, 2015 16:37
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:my friend who was almost underweight, ate healthy, worked out all the time had hemorrhoids for years that were basically torturing him constantly. he had to have two surgeries but he's finally able to poo poo without crying. maybe just go to butt md snd ask for the knife already yeah just hoping for them to go away isn't really a permanent solution even if they do, it takes a while and there's always an increased chance of it flaring back up
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Aug 18, 2015 03:52
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Sorry u have hemmeroids they sou d very unpleasant ):
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Aug 18, 2015 04:00
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u forgot to post this thread as dad gay op
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Aug 18, 2015 04:01
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You could try the all natural method where you stop wiping your rear end until a small, hardened poo poo shell forms over the hemoroid until it heals
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Aug 18, 2015 04:03
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Poetic Justice posted:You could try the all natural method where you stop wiping your rear end until a small, hardened poo poo shell forms over the hemoroid until it heals if this actually worked, hollywood would be gone by now
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Aug 18, 2015 04:04
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If they are that bad you should consider surgery. Here, have a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2y8XtGCCY (possibly  )
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why did i just watch a cgi video about anal prolapse? oh right im in gbs n/m
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