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It seems like a pretty gross thing to do
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:31 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:29 |
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every day, op
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:34 |
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Literally doing it right now.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:35 |
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I bet extroverts came up with the idea for public bathrooms
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:36 |
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You know what they say dont poo poo where you eat
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:36 |
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Ive actually gone from social anxiety to some perverted kind of enjoyment to making GBS threads in public
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:37 |
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i dont think i ever have but im mot sure ill get back to you on this as i have to think about it, im going to think back and really think hard wrt public toilets and wrt pooing
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:37 |
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But i never flush.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:37 |
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Tevryr posted:You know what they say dont poo poo where you
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:37 |
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Do people using public bathrooms judge each other like they do about every thing else
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:15 |
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maybe not "public" but work bathrooms, hell yes
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:18 |
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Yup. I also add exaggerated grunts and commentary if there are other people around.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:19 |
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OP have you never travelled anywhere in your life? Sometimes you're not at home and you need to poop. Just get over it and embrace the stench and wet farts of the guy in the next stall.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:23 |
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a bay posted:Do people using public bathrooms judge each other like they do about every thing else The guy in the back room at work either doesn't know or doesn't care that everybody can hear him ranting about stuff through the walls. There's only one stall in the mens room here, so whenever he emerges from his cave to take a dump and gets thwarted by somebody already being in there, he goes back and starts flipping out about "SHOES AGAIN! HE'S STILL IN THERE" to his other horrible old man buddy.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:25 |
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i never poop unless im on the clock
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:26 |
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Bardeh posted:OP have you never travelled anywhere in your life? Sometimes you're not at home and you need to poop. Just get over it and embrace the stench and wet farts of the guy in the next stall. Im not going to embrase a guys wet fart dude.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:26 |
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I like to exaggeratedly tuck a newspaper under my arm and loudly announce to people around me that I need to go drop the cosby kids at the pool before marching to the toilet, or shitter as I like to refer to it.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:26 |
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a bay posted:Im not going to embrase a guys wet fart dude. its all part of the experience
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:27 |
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Lunixnerd posted:I like to exaggeratedly tuck a newspaper under my arm and loudly announce to people around me that I need to go drop the cosby kids at the pool before marching to the toilet, or shitter as I like to refer to it. The correct term is "dropping pills in the drink like Cosby."
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:37 |
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one time i had a late flight that got delayed and i had to atke a poo poo and most of the airport was closed so i just walked as far away from life as i could and found a bathroom that was huge and totally empty. took the stall right in the fuckin middle of it and had a big ol' poo poo in my private bathroom palace
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:39 |
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At work I always like the people that won't let it rip unless they are the only one in the bathroom. They'll be sitting in the stall all silent for 5 minutes and then as soon as they think they hear the person leaving, they unleash the fury of their bowels.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:53 |
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Yeah of course. It's just a thing people do, like eating and sleeping. Not a big deal.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:54 |
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notZaar posted:Yeah of course. It's just a thing people do, like eating and sleeping. Not a big deal. Don't eat or sleep in public bathrooms.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:08 |
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If I am going to be associated with a place for a while I always hunt out the best restrooms to poo poo in. Sometimes there are one person bathrooms in basements and the like that are totally off of the beaten path. At my last job there was a bathroom that I swear I was the only person who used it. I never saw a soul in there but it was always cleaned twice a day like the others.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:13 |
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Rod Munch posted:At work I always like the people that won't let it rip unless they are the only one in the bathroom. They'll be sitting in the stall all silent for 5 minutes and then as soon as they think they hear the person leaving, they unleash the fury of their bowels. Do you ever open and close the door without going thru it to get them to poo poo
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:17 |
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idk do other people use ur mom's chest
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:20 |
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I go to to work early most days to poop in their toilet rather than dirtying up my own. It rules. Especially in the event of a non flusher.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:21 |
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when you gotta go, you gotta go. nuff said
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:25 |
if you have a fear of pooping in public do a stint in the military that'll give you courage to drop trou in a public stall for life
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:27 |
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The toilets we have at work are all victorian with no water in them. Just a porcelain bowl with a metal trap door at the bottom. So your poo poo just piles up on the trap door all stinky. And then you pull a handle and teh trapdoor opens and water sluices down from a reservoir above. But it usually leaves poo poo streaks on the bow. Kinda gross. I usually save up my shits for the modern toilets in another part of the building. but smoetimes u gotta go, you know? On those times I take a crap on the trap door and like to imagine that i'm a james bond villain and my poo poo is james bond and the trap door is a trap door under which are shraks. Thanks for reading bout my poo poo.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:34 |
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I'm a timid pooper - unless the restroom is private I'll just hold it in my tortured bowels as long as possible. [un]Surprisingly I've only shat myself once or twice.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:37 |
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I like to fart and poo poo loudly next to my coworkers. Also I flex my bladder extra hard so that my stream is mighty and powerful, it's all about office politics.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:54 |
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lol just lol if u dont poop on the clock at work
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:56 |
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withak posted:Literally doing it right now. Same.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:57 |
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choose the cleanest-looking stall and let 'er rip OP everyone needs to poop from the mightiest king to the most destitute peasant the great equalizer; do not be ashamed
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:58 |
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I do but more often than I'd like oaf blunders in and starts pooping right along with me. Pooping should be done alone but nobody can take the time to wait or just find another bathroom. It's this sort of regard for efficiency over a more refined enjoyment of life that's really ruining modern pooping.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:59 |
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idk, do you consider your mom a public bathroom?
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 17:01 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I take a crap on the trap door and like to imagine that i'm a james bond villain and my poo poo is james bond and the trap door is a trap door under which are shraks. That rules
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 17:13 |
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Oberleutnant posted:The toilets we have at work are all victorian with no water in them. Just a porcelain bowl with a metal trap door at the bottom. So your poo poo just piles up on the trap door all stinky. And then you pull a handle and teh trapdoor opens and water sluices down from a reservoir above. But it usually leaves poo poo streaks on the bow. Kinda gross. I usually save up my shits for the modern toilets in another part of the building. but smoetimes u gotta go, you know? On those times I take a crap on the trap door and like to imagine that i'm a james bond villain and my poo poo is james bond and the trap door is a trap door under which are shraks. starring sean cornery
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 17:19 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:29 |
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My coworker said he's nervous to go in public bathrooms and I was like "dude you're never gonna see most of those people ever again, just let it rip who gives a poo poo".
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