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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Otherwise how else do you explain all the ugly, fat and/or weird couples out there? Yeah, sure, it just so happens that there's someone out there for everyone and that someone also happens to be a fat gently caress. I've experienced this first hand- I'm a fat gently caress but people won't let me just be single. Nope, it's my duty to get into a relationship with a fat chick so we can be miserable together rather than happy alone. I'm sick of the phrase "lower your standards". It's bullshit and defeatist. It should really be "raise yourself" instead. But no, people are so intent on emotionally forcing me and others in my position to have sex with people we don't want to have sex with and that is rape. I'd actually rather be forced at gunpoint by some weird religious/nationalist regime to reproduce. At least that way I'd know why and also I wouldn't have to pretend that I'm enjoying what's happening.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
thank you for this idea OP i didnt read it but i hope it has enlightened someone today

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey alright. ok. nice

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Does typing burn calories? Unless you're looking for a good treadmill on amazon you best get your tubby rear end movin'.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


i dont think ur really gay

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

basement jihadist posted:

i dont think ur really gay
he's.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
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rtz

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

Does typing burn calories? Unless you're looking for a good treadmill on amazon you best get your tubby rear end movin'.

It'll take me at least 6 months to get to a sexually-desirable weight (and even then there's still my undesirable personality to deal with). That's a long time to deal with unsolicited advice.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I expected this to be a jon pop post but then the OP has a 2012 regdate

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
america deserved 9/11

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
why dont you just stop chowing down on crap all the time and get to work on losing weight if being a fat gently caress makes you so damned miserable
oh right because that would take effort

edit: oh i see you are actually doing that, good work

now stop basing your self-worth so much on what other people think of you so you can't be "emotionally forced" to do things you don't want to

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

Benny Harvey posted:

and even then there's still my undesirable personality to deal with).

no loving way

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


i think he doth protest his straightness too mucch

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

hmmm.... the post says Jon Pop but the reg date says otherwise....

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010
jon pop backup account

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why rape another fat gently caress? Go rape the privileged & beautiful people. As a fat gently caress you are naturally bigger & stronger than non-fat fucks. Your a stupid fat gently caress.

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp
do u have any relation to a man known as... jon pop???? :D

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

basement jihadist posted:

hmmm.... the post says Jon Pop but the reg date says otherwise....

idk it sounds like he's a fat guy and there's a fat girl who's into him and people are pressuring him to be with the fat girl because they are both fat

Jon Pop would kill to have a girl want to willingly be with him, fat or no

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Rhizoids posted:

do u have any relation to a man known as... jon pop???? :D

see ur suspicious as well

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Pitdragon posted:

idk it sounds like he's a fat guy and there's a fat girl who's into him and people are pressuring him to be with the fat girl because they are both fat

Jon Pop would kill to have a girl want to willingly be with him, fat or no

who is this goony relic.... a jon granpop

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
way to project, op

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

basement jihadist posted:

who is this goony relic.... a jon granpop

a goon john titor

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I was raped by this bad posting so i think youre right op. But were you forced to or do you just not know any better.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Take some of the filling out of your waifu body pillow, and voila, instant thin girlfriend.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
All heterosexual sex is rape, OP

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pitdragon posted:

why dont you just stop chowing down on crap all the time and get to work on losing weight if being a fat gently caress makes you so damned miserable
oh right because that would take effort

edit: oh i see you are actually doing that, good work

now stop basing your self-worth so much on what other people think of you so you can't be "emotionally forced" to do things you don't want to

There comes a point though when the dismissive attitude people show to me starts to hurt.

Btw, I'm not Jon Pop. Jon Pop thinks he's entitled to have sex and thinks it's some kind of basic human right. I realise that I can live without sex and I wish other people would respect my right to do so.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
i lowered my standards just to reply to this thread

now you want sex? ew go away goatman

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
In order to fully comprehend what you're upset about, I'll need to see a picture to accurately gauge your undesirability. tia

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

criscodisco posted:

In order to fully comprehend what you're upset about, I'll need to see a picture to accurately gauge your undesirability. tia

I'm 5'9". And if that wasn't enough I weigh 260lbs.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
what the gently caress are klurfs, op?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I don't know what the gently caress klurfs are.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
then what loving good are you you want to get laid dont you?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
OP is alright, you guys. He's an E/N regular with depression and poo poo.

You can get people to stop asking stupid questions through the magic of negative reinforcement. Kick them in the dick or the vag and they will eventually learn to stop.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Secks Cauldron posted:

You can get people to stop asking stupid questions through the magic of negative reinforcement. Kick them in the dick or the vag and they will eventually learn to stop.

A/S/L?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Benny Harvey posted:

I'm 5'9". And if that wasn't enough I weigh 260lbs.

I did a GIS of 5'9" 260 lbs and sure it's not ideal but it's not really obese. I've certainly seen thin attractive-ish women with bigger guys than you.

I don't know why, with a little patience, you couldn't do pretty well for yourself.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

TwoFire posted:

then what loving good are you you want to get laid dont you?

Yeah but my standards are too high, hence working out.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Benny Harvey posted:

Yeah but my standards are too high, hence working out.

keep working out then and dont post in this shithole

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