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TwoFire posted:keep working out then and dont post in this shithole It's still 6 months I have to grit out though and having people here mock me for what I'm not allowed to say in person is cathartic. Anyway, I don't know how to make my personality fuckable. criscodisco posted:I did a GIS of 5'9" 260 lbs and sure it's not ideal but it's not really obese. It literally is obese. Level 2 level obesity in fact.
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Benny Harvey posted:It's still 6 months I have to grit out though and having people here mock me for what I'm not allowed to say in person is cathartic. Anyway, I don't know how to make my personality fuckable. add alcohol and stir unless you are an alkie or are afraid to talk to women when drunk (without discussing animes)
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i want to gently caress ur personality
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i want to gently caress ur rear end in a top hat
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Aug 18, 2015 01:38
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TwoFire posted:add alcohol and stir Alcohol doesn't help me, no matter how much I drink. Thing is, I'm not afraid to talk to women I just don't know how to start conversations with people I don't know.
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Aug 18, 2015 01:40
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TwoFire posted:A/S/L? 
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Benny Harvey posted:Alcohol doesn't help me, no matter how much I drink. Thing is, I'm not afraid to talk to women I just don't know how to start conversations with people I don't know. "Hi." Secks Cauldron posted:34/it's a surprise/hopefully on your lap soon Ooh babby! Will you wear the wig if I ask nicely? See it works just as easy as that, Benny!!
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Aug 18, 2015 01:42
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TwoFire posted:"Hi." Hi.
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Aug 18, 2015 01:43
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Very good! Now try it on the (maybe) girls!
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 : Hi. : Hi. : ... : ...This is why "Hi" isn't an icebreaker.
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Aug 18, 2015 01:49
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Benny Harvey posted:Yeah but my standards are too high, hence working out. *waps u with rolled up newspaper* NO. NO. STANDARDS ARE FOR PEOPLE
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Aug 18, 2015 01:53
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whoflungpoop posted:*waps u with rolled up newspaper* NO. NO. STANDARDS ARE FOR PEOPLE Ok, so I won't gently caress anyone then. What's wrong with that?
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Aug 18, 2015 01:55
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haha look at mr freeze over there in the sweater vest? response good: tehehehe yeah, i know him from... man hes a goob response bad u just be like "oh poo poo i thought you were my friend, i apologize."
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Aug 18, 2015 01:57
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Benny Harvey posted:
Gee, maybe "I like your not-feces-covered shirt" or something? At least give it SOME effort man
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TwoFire posted:Gee, maybe "I like your not-feces-covered shirt" or something? At least give it SOME effort man I have given it effort but my mind always draws a blank.
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Aug 18, 2015 01:59
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Benny Harvey posted:Ok, so I won't gently caress anyone then. What's wrong with that?
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Aug 18, 2015 02:00
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sorry upon review my previous post was less socratic and more passive agressive than i intended what i meant was this is a bad thread and you seem like an annoying unlikeable poo poo
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Aug 18, 2015 02:01
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whoflungpoop posted:why did you make this thread To vent about people single-shaming me. whoflungpoop posted:you seem like an annoying unlikeable poo poo I know I am but people are weird and won't accept that I have accepted my limitations. Also, I'm annoying because I don't have sex??
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Aug 18, 2015 02:03
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hey gently caress u man u mean ^^ poop guy
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Aug 18, 2015 02:04
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are u saying you just want people to leave you alone about it and not pressure you to gently caress girls below your standards, so you are not forced to rape??
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basement jihadist posted:are u saying you just want people to leave you alone about it and not pressure you to gently caress girls below your standards, so you are not forced to rape?? That, and I don't want to be raped by fat girls.
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Aug 18, 2015 02:06
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I'm a goony creep and my body is like a swollen diaper. I'm engaged to a gal that was a professional model in her early twenties and she's only mildly overweight in her 30's. Jesus, just find someone with a similar passion and you don't have to settle for absolute poo poo.
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spirited posted:I'm a goony creep and my body is like a swollen diaper. I'm engaged to a gal that was a professional model in her early twenties and she's only mildly overweight in her 30's. I don't have a passion and you still don't understand that I'm not obsessed about getting a girlfriend. I'm obsessed that everyone I know is obsessed about it.
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Hey, not everyone can be 3 Olives. * Puts butt plug back in because anus hangs out so much from being reamed *
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I ate a spicy pepper and then scratched my balls before washing my hands and now my balls are tingling with a slight heat. Feels kind of good.
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Benny Harvey posted:Otherwise how else do you explain all the ugly, fat and/or weird couples out there? Yeah, sure, it just so happens that there's someone out there for everyone and that someone also happens to be a fat gently caress. I've experienced this first hand- I'm a fat gently caress but people won't let me just be single. Nope, it's my duty to get into a relationship with a fat chick so we can be miserable together rather than happy alone. I'm sick of the phrase "lower your standards". It's bullshit and defeatist. It should really be "raise yourself" instead. But no, people are so intent on emotionally forcing me and others in my position to have sex with people we don't want to have sex with and that is rape. I'd actually rather be forced at gunpoint by some weird religious/nationalist regime to reproduce. At least that way I'd know why and also I wouldn't have to pretend that I'm enjoying what's happening. You should of "raise yourself" a while ago and you wouldnt be sick of this poo poo you complain about and make a post.. you didn't do poo poo about it so lower your standards bitch.
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Prorat posted:You should of "raise yourself" a while ago and you wouldnt be sick of this poo poo you complain about and make a post.. you didn't do poo poo about it so lower your standards bitch. Why do I have to get a girlfriend at all though?
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Aug 18, 2015 02:18
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Benny Harvey posted:Why do I have to get a girlfriend at all though? you don't you're doing a good job already
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Unless the only women that you seriously get hot for are porn stars and olympic babes like in the fit fem thread, you really need to spend more time around women in general. Not fat and a cute face easily make for a 7-8. This isn't a reduction in standards. Also what you talk about can be linked to wherever the gently caress you are now. The bar I like has lovely italian b movies playing. Striking up a conversation about how weird or gross the movie is is pretty simple. This usually leads to "It reminds me of this other movie..." Run with it, you putz.
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Wicker Man posted:Unless the only women that you seriously get hot for are porn stars and olympic babes like in the fit fem thread, you really need to spend more time around women in general. Not fat and a cute face easily make for a 7-8. This isn't a reduction in standards. I think a non-fat woman would fel uncomfortable about me hitting on her. And there are no bars around me the play movies.
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Benny Harvey posted:
then you have a normal loving conversation about them you dummy
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Feminition posted:then you have a normal loving conversation about them you dummy about what?
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It was just an example of using what's around you in the setting as something to talk about. Here's a tip for a talking subject for, like, 80% of the population: Themselves. Most people love talking about their lives and what matters to them. And as long as you aren't being skeevy or acting like a rapist with bizarre questions, women DO like it when a decent looking guy offers to chat them up. If she doesn't like it, it's more to do with her personally and whatever's going on in her life.
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Aug 18, 2015 02:28
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Benny Harvey posted:Why do I have to get a girlfriend at all though? Because pussy.
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Benny Harvey posted:about what? You should learn to be funny. People love funny fat guys, and even if you're a total rear end in a top hat (enough) people will still like you if you can be funny about it.
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Benny Harvey posted:I think a non-fat woman would fel uncomfortable about me hitting on her. And there are no bars around me the play movies. Post a full body shot picture of yourself, blur out your face. Then we can help you. Also post pictures of your living space. I will fix you.
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Wicker Man posted:It was just an example of using what's around you in the setting as something to talk about. I'm not a decent looking guy and it's perfectly normal for women to not want to talk to me. Also, I'm bad at using what's around me to make a conversation. I run it through my head and it sounds like an autistic person listing off everything he can see in the room. Prorat posted:Because pussy. But me not getting pussy doesn't hurt anybody.
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proof of concept posted:I expected this to be a jon pop post but then the OP has a 2012 regdate Benny Harvey is a normal poster, I remember because I used to see his username and confuse him with E/N superstar Benny the Snake. He's probably just quoting reddit.
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Benny Harvey posted:I'm not a decent looking guy and it's perfectly normal for women to not want to talk to me. Also, I'm bad at using what's around me to make a conversation. I run it through my head and it sounds like an autistic person listing off everything he can see in the room. It hurts you, you are equal to everyone else. You are somebody. edit: Also NO GUY is a decent looking guy, we are ugly, evolution has made it so we don't have to be pretty to get pretty girls. Turn off your television.
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basement jihadist posted:hey gently caress u man u mean ^^ poop guy
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