Society forces the sexually undesirable to rape each other.

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

OP all sex is actually rape, hth

# ? Aug 18, 2015 02:50

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:26

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

whoflungpoop posted:

i dont see how its mean to tell the OP that hes going to be a loser at any size or to point out that by working out and losing weight hes actually just trying to deceive women by putting a fresh coat of paint on a house where u ring the doorbell and the toilet flushes

well it's very mean!!!!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 02:51

Marsupialization: Aug 14, 2015

Big girls can make you feel goood OP, they still have all the same parts and stuff, just a bit bigger you know? Have you hosed a BBW to know that you don't like it?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 02:53

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

yeah it's worth trying out a bbc u know

# ? Aug 18, 2015 02:57

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

rape him! rape the OP!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 02:57

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Prorat posted:

It hurts you, you are equal to everyone else. You are somebody.

edit: Also NO GUY is a decent looking guy, we are ugly, evolution has made it so we don't have to be pretty to get pretty girls. Turn off your television.

It doesn't hurt me though. And bullshit to saying that there aren't decent looking guys.

Marsupialization posted:

Big girls can make you feel goood OP, they still have all the same parts and stuff, just a bit bigger you know? Have you hosed a BBW to know that you don't like it?

I will try. Not like I actually really have a say in the matter.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:37

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

Benny Harvey posted:

And bullshit to saying that there aren't decent looking guys.

Have you considered that you might be gay?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:50

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TEAYCHES posted:

im gay

same but not by choise

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:53

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

What the gently caress are you doing that people are giving you poo poo for being single? You are male. No-one cares if you die alone. It's women who get the "HURRY HURRY MARRY AND MAKE BABIES" treatment.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:04

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

monkey posted:

Have you considered that you might be gay?

There's nothing gay about recognising that some guys are handsome.

Fargo Fukes posted:

What the gently caress are you doing that people are giving you poo poo for being single? You are male. No-one cares if you die alone. It's women who get the "HURRY HURRY MARRY AND MAKE BABIES" treatment.

Apparently not just women. I dunno maybe some people just use it as a sneaky way of making fun of me for being fat and socially awkward.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:12

BottledBodhisvata: Jul 26, 2013; by Lowtax

This thread isn't as sexy as I would have hoped

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:16

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

criscodisco posted:

I did a GIS of 5'9" 260 lbs and sure it's not ideal but it's not really obese. I've certainly seen thin attractive-ish women with bigger guys than you.

I don't know why, with a little patience, you couldn't do pretty well for yourself.

If he was a woman you would be calling this BMI insanely obese. Hes obese hth

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:22

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

"Oh 260 pounds isn't so bad"-men

This is why you guys keep dying so early from preventable disease God drat it

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:23

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

i would post about being pretty but im sure that would just invite cosmic hubris and someone will pour acid on me when im getting coffee or w/e

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:36

gandhichan: Dec 25, 2009; There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.

The only thing men need is confidence, everything else is secondary.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:51

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

p sure michel houellebecq said it first op

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:51

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Your premise is correct OP. So are you going to be happy alone or go full throttle Jon Pop with this?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:56

Black Numenorean: Nov 23, 2008

Are we sure this guy isn't Jon Pop?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:00

BottledBodhisvata: Jul 26, 2013; by Lowtax

The key to a girl's heart is to be really good at nibbling earlobes and then neck kissing

Having long fingers and a willingness to cunnilingus also works

But really I think it's my large penis and comfortable financial status that really sealed the deal.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:12

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

whoflungpoop posted:

i dont see how its mean to tell the OP that hes going to be a loser at any size or to point out that by working out and losing weight hes actually just trying to deceive women by putting a fresh coat of paint on a house where u ring the doorbell and the toilet flushes

there are some sizes where you are not at an extreme risk of premature death, which is a bit more important than getting some

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:12

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

someone love me (pls no rape)

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:25

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

a dog from hell posted:

Your premise is correct OP. So are you going to be happy alone or go full throttle Jon Pop with this?

Neither. I'll get a token relationship with the best-looking woman I can atm (so probably still brutal-looking) and then when I'm thin I'll trade up models but it'll still be a token relationship.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

The key to a girl's heart is to be really good at nibbling earlobes and then neck kissing

Having long fingers and a willingness to cunnilingus also works

But really I think it's my large penis and comfortable financial status that really sealed the deal.

I've got woman-sized hands.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:12

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Maybe you should unironically try some LSD

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:33

stefania_r: Sep 2, 2011

cheezus just start counting calories and move your fat rear end once in a while. Even if you decide to go incel/mgowtrwr you're gonna feel much better once you stop being a fat gently caress, trust me.

and lol yeah no poo poo society tries to set up two people with similar level of (un)attractiveness and at least one common interest (eating).

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:34

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Maybe you should unironically try some LSD

I've considered it but it'd be dangerous in my current depressive state. I did shrooms a decade ago and loving loved them mind.

stefania_r posted:

cheezus just start counting calories and move your fat rear end once in a while. Even if you decide to go incel/mgowtrwr you're gonna feel much better once you stop being a fat gently caress, trust me.

and lol yeah no poo poo society tries to set up two people with similar level of (un)attractiveness and at least one common interest (eating).

I eat 1800 calories a day and go to the gym 6 days a week.

I don't get why people care so much about other people getting laid.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:39

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Benny Harvey posted:

I'm 5'9". And if that wasn't enough I weigh 260lbs.

That's a lot of pounds!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:44

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Benny Harvey posted:

: Hi.
: Hi.
: ...
: ...

This is why "Hi" isn't an icebreaker.

"Do you wanna hear about my Warhammer army?" generally gets a response.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:45

gandhichan: Dec 25, 2009; There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.

Idt the self-loathing formerly overweight SA posters are a good model for the OP to follow.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:48

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

who's fault is that OP

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:49

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

holy poo poo use the time you're taking to type this drivel and lose weight op you loving victim piece of poo poo

didn't read the op

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:00

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Fargo Fukes posted:

What the gently caress are you doing that people are giving you poo poo for being single? You are male. No-one cares if you die alone. It's women who get the "HURRY HURRY MARRY AND MAKE BABIES" treatment.

What world do you live on? Pretty much everything straight men are judged on boils down to their ability to get laid. Why do you think incel/pua/mra communities are so popular?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:06

David Corbett: Feb 6, 2008; Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.

Benny Harvey posted:

Neither. I'll get a token relationship with the best-looking woman I can atm (so probably still brutal-looking) and then when I'm thin I'll trade up models but it'll still be a token relationship.

I've got woman-sized hands.

Otoh so do women, and they get themselves off all the time.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:08

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

this thread evaded my expectations.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:08

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

ArbitraryC posted:

What world do you live on? Pretty much everything straight men are judged on boils down to their ability to get laid. Why do you think incel/pua/mra communities are so popular?

Stupidity. Second verse, same as the first!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:08

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

TwoFire posted:

Stupidity. Second verse, same as the first!

Like just pick a random movie or show, that male lead that you're supposed to admire is gonna be a ladies man. Rich/poor, fit/fat, poo poo doesn't matter, whatever thing he does he's so good at it that it makes panties drop. Like pretty much the entire concept of masculinity revolves around being sexually successful.

It's why people like the op are depressed, they could hypothetically be happy single in a vacuum but you mix in the fact that they and everyone else knows society looks down on them for sucking at women and it's going to erode literally any accomplishment they make in their minds.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:14

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

ArbitraryC posted:

Like just pick a random movie or show, that male lead that you're supposed to admire is gonna be a ladies man. Rich/poor, fit/fat, poo poo doesn't matter, whatever thing he does he's so good at it that it makes panties drop. Like pretty much the entire concept of masculinity revolves around being sexually successful.

Maybe if you stopped paying attention back in the 70s? :confused:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:15

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

TwoFire posted:

Maybe if you stopped paying attention back in the 70s?

I guess the incel and pua communities ended then too?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:18

gandhichan: Dec 25, 2009; There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.

ArbitraryC posted:

It's why people like the op are depressed, they could hypothetically be happy single in a vacuum but you mix in the fact that they and everyone else knows society looks down on them for sucking at women and it's going to erode literally any accomplishment they make in their minds.

You can be this and not depressed.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:18