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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Suben posted:

No because anywhere else he'd be cheered.

I actually don't get the point of repeating the Battleground ending.

If New York doesn't boo Undertaker after he repeatedly kicked The Beast Brock Lesnar in the dick then I don't even know what the gently caress.

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Marquis de Pyro posted:

The best pure penis striker in WWE today

:golfclap:

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

projecthalaxy posted:

After the Hell's Gate, the Gogoplata, and the Takin' Care of Business, Undertaker will debut a new submission finisher where he just brutalizes your junk until you quit.

new?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkS9Yiwl6ew

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
Taker is clearly the heel here and Brock is gonna win at Summerslam and have the biggest face pop of the night.

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

StarkRavingMad posted:

Brock is a monster who has physically dominated anyone that has faced him in recent memory by hitting them with dozens of suplexes

Undertaker cheap shots his opponents by kicking them in the jimmy

Man, I haven't watched wrestling in years, low blows were just how things got done in the Attitude Era. The Big Show got hit in the dick every week, seemed like.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Echophonic posted:

Man, I haven't watched wrestling in years, low blows were just how things got done in the Attitude Era. The Big Show got hit in the dick every week, seemed like.

Yeah, you've missed out on a lot of Lesnar being built up as unstoppable (in a good way) for the past year or so. Like he absolutely brutalized Cena at a time when everyone was sick to death of Cena.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Taker is going to do a dick kick into a heart punch to just wreck Lesnar's dongs

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Monsoon: Kick to the solar plexus.

Ventura: I think he kicked him in the dick, Monsoon.

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

StarkRavingMad posted:

Yeah, you've missed out on a lot of Lesnar being built up as unstoppable (in a good way) for the past year or so. Like he absolutely brutalized Cena at a time when everyone was sick to death of Cena.

I vaguely remember his debut and it was the same thing, wasn't it?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Why did he suplex that train

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Atticus Finch posted:

Why did he suplex that train

It was haunted. Ghosts hate suplexes.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Delsaber posted:

Pound for pound, no one kicks more dicks.
Sweet Saraya may challenge that claim.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Is all this dick kicking business viral marketing for Cock Torturers?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Is all this dick kicking business viral marketing for Cock Torturers?

Xavier told me that was going to be New Day's name but someone googled it.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QTj5uT0Hrk

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

yo you suck dude

there's 2 other non poo poo wwe places to go to

to be the worst of the wwe joints is super lame

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

real_slime posted:

yo you suck dude

there's 2 other non poo poo wwe places to go to

to be the worst of the wwe joints is super lame



cool story bro

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

StarkRavingMad posted:



cool story bro

i love bandanas

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


real_slime posted:

i love bandanas

Cool. Put one in your mouth and shut the gently caress up.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
UT doesn't stand for Undertaker it stands for urinary tract because that's where he kicks people.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cool. Put one in your mouth and shut the gently caress up.

He'll be back next Monday to say the show wasn't bad even though every one of his dumb predictions like Brock winning and Seth winning will be wrong, don't worry

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cool. Put one in your mouth and shut the gently caress up.

Imagine me posting the Get Hard movie poster

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real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cool. Put one in your mouth and shut the gently caress up.

i stuck it up my rear end

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