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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've uhh I've got an avocado, an onion, I think a tin of sardines maybe and a couple of fortune cookies, and about 1/4 of a fifth of whiskey what should I eat goons I'm so hungry

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

five guys burgers and fries

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
find food in the woods

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Make a spicy gordita with cactus and fried egg in it. It'll make you happy.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

cram as many sardines as you can inside the fortune cookies

don't know what you should eat tho

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
breadless onion avocado and sardine sandwiches

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
dick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

shitposts

mythomanic
Aug 19, 2009
dicks probably

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Alright man. You're gonna make an improvised sardine casserole.

Take those sardines, remove meat from bones and skin, and shred it.

Then you dice the onion. Mash the avocado. Crumble in some cookies for texture. Put the fish meat on a large skillet, sear it a bit, then combine the onion mixture, and cook it until it's sizzling.

Now pick up the hot skillet and beat yourself with it, really hard, keep going even as the greasy mash crawls down your body like burning slugs, you loving deserve this and you know it, life is pain.



After you're done amuse yourself with fortune cookie fortunes. Haha, this not proper English at all!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
the whiskey

i'm baking chicken breasts, and steaming rice and vegetables.

I spent like 5 minutes on this, and that included dousing the breasts in sauce because they're a little freezerburned.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Alright man. You're gonna make an improvised sardine casserole.

Take those sardines, remove meat from bones and skin, and shred it.

Then you dice the onion. Mash the avocado. Crumble in some cookies for texture. Put the fish meat on a large skillet, sear it a bit, then combine the onion mixture, and cook it until it's sizzling.

Now pick up the hot skillet and beat yourself with it, really hard, keep going even as the greasy mash crawls down your body like burning slugs, you loving deserve this and you know it, life is pain.



After you're done amuse yourself with fortune cookie fortunes. Haha, this not proper English at all!

i knew it was coming but still :smuggo:'d

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OK I just ordered a burrito from the Mexican place across the street from me. It's next to the liquor store maybe I will get more whiskey for my Monday night

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
a bag of dicks

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

a stiff drink and some hair

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'd close the thread but that's really more of an enfield thing to do and I don't want to bite off his posting style so I'll just leave it open until gnarly gasses it.

Thank you for your suggestions guys (:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

THIS THREAD IS NOW THE GIANTS GAME POSTING THREAD

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

basement jihadist posted:

THIS THREAD IS NOW THE GIANTS GAME POSTING THREAD

but enough about rampant alcoholsim

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

TwoFire posted:

but enough about rampant alcoholsim

good giants post!!!! go GIANTS

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Did you see that double play? Filthy man! I'm not even really a giants fan I just hate the cards

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
MY DICK

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Drink the whiskey, wake up surrounded by empty whiskey bottle, empty beer bottles, $20 worth of Taco Bell wrappers, and $15 in change from Taco Bell even though you had no money when you started drinking.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a bit of self respect for once & piece of toast

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

uh no LOL im tallking about the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS but that's ok i suppose

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Oh I'm a big-time new York giants fan, eli Manning was in the the same frat as me in college and also he rekt the Pats TWICE :roflolmao:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
gaucamole

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

i think he wants his stomach to be filled, not the cavities in his teeth.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
try some grilled chicken and rice, OP

Edit: nm, great thread noony

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
the whiskey then more liquor if you are lucky enough to be able to buy it in your state at this time

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
a sack o dicks.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
haha. poo!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nooner posted:

OK I just ordered a burrito from the Mexican place across the street from me. It's next to the liquor store maybe I will get more whiskey for my Monday night

Also good.

Keep my recipe for next time imo.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Robbie Fowler posted:

i think he wants his stomach to be filled, not the cavities in his teeth.

Rude

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my av is crap ugh

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Vin BioEthanol posted:

the whiskey then more liquor if you are lucky enough to be able to buy it in your state at this time

i think he's pacific standard ugh

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

gently caress you nooner go hungry then you piece of poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Vin BioEthanol posted:

the whiskey then more liquor if you are lucky enough to be able to buy it in your state at this time

I live in the great state of California where you can buy liquor in any corner shop any day of the week so long as it is not between 2am-6am

I can't believe there are still states that like don't sell liquor or real beers on Sundays its 2015 gently caress

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
GOO GIANTS!

dad gay. so what posted:

try some grilled chicken and rice, OP

Edit: nm, great thread noony

Actually I baked it. :unsmith:

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
A Male Penis.

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