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WWE DISCUSSION FOR 8/17 IS HOSTED BY JON STEWART!! -Stephen Amell bit his tongue and hit his jaw. This is the caliber of opponents Stardust deserves. -The Authority opens the show with a promo. -Summerslam is going to happen and it will be four hours. Jon Stewart is hosting. Which Bella will emerge victorious at Summerslam? Triple H promised us an "epic" week. -Randy Orton and Cesaro vs Kevin Owens and Sheamus, who won Money in the Bank and couldn't even cash in last week and now looks like the hugest loser. -The Undertaker lost a year and half ago and then he kicked Brock Lesnar in the balls.HOLY GODDAMN WE GET TO SEE AN UNDERTAKER PROMOOOoooo urrrghggglggg -UNDERTAKER PROMO "When the reaper calls your name there is no apology, no remorse, it is just over, Lesnar." This was unfortunately very short and not as bad as I wanted it to be. -Backstage with The Authority, Seth Rollins is a horrible champion. -(Don't is) Deam Ambrose is on commentary for Roman Reigns vs Luke Harper. Bray Wyatt is also there. Roman wins. -Becky Lynch vs Tamina #ThankYouSteph. The Bellas are watching tv backstage and standing in a way that normal people don't stand. Becky wins. -Mark Henry vs Rusev. Lana is on commentary. Rusev won. He unveiled THE FLAG! Lana is calling out Summer Rae as she walks backstage. Lana hit Summer Rae. Dolph Ziggler is back please gently caress back off. gently caress off Dolph Ziggler, get out of this feud. Dolph only tanned the front of his body DOLPH ONLY TANNED THE FRONT OF HIS BODY!! -Promo package for Brock vs Taker. It's so big that it's actually too big for Summerslam Hosted By Investigative Journalist Jon Stewart. -Ryback vs The Miz. Big Show is on commentary. The Kliq gangbanged Lex Luger. Miz cut a promo on his way to the ring and Ryback is having none of it. Ryback won. Ryback wants the Big Show to feed him more. -UP NEXT: A contract signing for Cena/Rollins. Seth Rollins is talking. He wants to be the next Jay Lethal, except not as good. John Cena is here his nose looks good. John Cena is going to traumatize Seth Rollins at Summerslam Hosted By Investigative Journalist Jon Stewart. It didn't end with a fight. -THE NEW DAY IS HERE AND THE CROWD LOVES THEM. Also PTP, Lucha Dragons, and Los Matadores are there. gently caress every team but The New Day. -We get a recap of DOLPH'S BACK -Stardust and also King Barrett vs Neville and also Stephen Amell package. It's just like a comic book movie, if that movie was The Fantastic Four. -Sasha Banks vs Nikki Bella. Naomi wins with a roll up even though she isn't in the match. Oh wait, that was Smackdown. Team PTB are watching tv backstage and standing in a way that nobody does in real life. #ThankYouSteph. Sasha wins with her move. Let's go Team BAD (Best At Dominating). Team PTB IS WATCHING TV AGAIN. Renee interviews them. They all went "woooooo!" #ThankYouSteph -Another video package for Taker/Lesnar. It's too big. -Paul Heyman is in the ring. Brock Lesnar came out. 69. Heyman is singing The Battly Hymn of the Republic, but about Brock Lesnar. The Undertaker is a chump and a coward. Undertaker kicked Lesnar in the dick again. Lesnar gets a tombstone as the show goes off the air. Man, what a build. See you on Sunday.    If you want something added to the OP that everybody loves talking about, like KANE , ppv buyrates, or something just let me know.
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Please let me be the first to say, "gently caress you Grandpataker." There is no loving excuse for having him destroy Brock twice in the buildup for SummerSlam.
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All I got out of that is that Undertaker is going to reap Brock Lesnar at Summerslam. He's going to reap him really hard.
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I predict at least 3 DICK KICKS at Summerslam Possibly 4
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Zen Dudeism posted:Please let me be the first to say, "gently caress you Grandpataker." You better not watch on Sunday then
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it is 2015 and the undertaker has kicked a man in the dick twice
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HulkaMatt posted:the fans don't like dick kicking Brock Lesnar is a face and the Undertaker spent a year and a half planning a low blow.
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I missed the first half of Raw, but got to see a man get booted in the groin.
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Zen Dudeism posted:Please let me be the first to say, "gently caress you Grandpataker." Brock sucks, that's your reason.
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DICK KICK CI TY *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
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It's nice to see that not even Brock Lesnar can break the tradition of getting booked like poo poo in your hometown.
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There's a probably unintentional story here about the Undertaker resorting to dick hits because he knows he can't beat the beast, the conqueror, Brock Lesnar
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Also dick kick
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Cena cut a bad promo, and The Undertaker should kick him in the dick.
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i don't remember or care what happened the rest of the show because paul heyman and brock lesnar killed it tonight oh and foochs owes doctors without borders $10 if Seth wins
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The Landstander posted:There's a probably unintentional story here about the Undertaker resorting to dick hits because he knows he can't beat the beast, the conqueror, Brock Lesnar Couldn't be that unintentional, since Heyman literally said that tonight.
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The Landstander posted:There's a probably unintentional story here about the Undertaker resorting to dick hits because he knows he can't beat the beast, the conqueror, Brock Lesnar did you hear Paul Heyman's promo tonight? It was about how the Undertaker was resorting to dick hits because he can't beat the beast, the conqueror, Brock Lesnar
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John Cena wants to ruin Ric Flair's legacy to make HHH mad.
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brock lesnar was given confetti, ballons, cheers, pyro and other poo poo because he was hometown boy and you end it when a kick to the dick to the boy
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ShakeZula posted:Couldn't be that unintentional, since Heyman literally said that tonight. Did he I was distracted after laughing for a bit after the battle hymn thing I'll take your word
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Partnership for a Dick Kick Free America
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(Undertaker pokes head through curtain backstage) "I heard there was a dick in here?"
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Pros: - New Day - Sasha doing push ups - Glory Glory - Cosmic King Cons: - It's a dick kick - Nikki wiffs - Everything else
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Raw report: Brock in possession of Undertaker's purse, Undertaker doesn't know him
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That was your go-home for Summerslam. One guy kicking another man in the junk. And your challenger/US title holder talking poo poo on the main belt champion for like 15 minutes while the champ stood around all shamefaced.
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Black Is Black posted:Pros: where would u place the boot to roman's face though?
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How do I become a member of the Church of Brock?
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AfroLine posted:where would u place the boot to roman's face though? Somewhere in the middle, but the commentary of "I saw a guy in Mississippi named Brody who did that once" is a pro.
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StarkRavingMad posted:That was your go-home for Summerslam. One guy kicking another man in the junk. And your challenger/US title holder talking poo poo on the main belt champion for like 15 minutes while the champ stood around all shamefaced. And now we head to Summerslam, which is hosted by Jon "Kicked WWE Champ in the Dick" Stewart, and main evented by "Kicked ex-WWE Champ in the Dick" Undertaker
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I wish Sasha wrestled someone who isn't Nikki Bella
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StarkRavingMad posted:That was your go-home for Summerslam. One guy kicking another man in the junk. That's good! StarkRavingMad posted:That was your go-home for Summerslam. And your challenger/US title holder talking poo poo on the main belt champion for like 15 minutes while the champ stood around all shamefaced. That's bad!
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:How do I become a member of the Church of Brock? Let people kick you in the dick.
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Aug 18, 2015 04:25
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:How do I become a member of the Church of Brock? I've got some bad news, for your dick
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Since there's so much dick talk in here
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:How do I become a member of the Church of Brock? Heyman has to baptize you in Lesnar's bathtub.
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