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School Nickname posted:Because drivers generally don't check their mirrors, the cyclist is inevitably gonna misjudge the space and knock off a side mirror, filtering anywhere near a bus/truck is suicidal. Lol no
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Aug 18, 2015 17:37
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I bike all the time and it seems to me drivers and bikers are all terrible idiots who can't follow simple loving instructions. Cops should enforce all traffic laws with huge penalties for all conveyances. Not properly stopping at a stop sign? Who loving cares Not maintaining lane? Legal to sideswipe with lovely car or truck Drunk driving? Who loving cares Parking on the curb? This doesn't mean anything. You mean normal parking? You mean parking on the sidewalk? Who parks on the sidewalk.
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Aug 18, 2015 17:41
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Pomp posted:i'm sorry you're jealous of my sexy, sexy thighs op
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Aug 18, 2015 18:43
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I always bike on the wrong side, but on the sidewalk. I want to see the car that will inevitably veer off the road and end my life, that's my reasoning.
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Aug 18, 2015 19:48
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Butyraceous posted:I always bike on the wrong side, but on the sidewalk. I want to see the car that will inevitably veer off the road and end my life, that's my reasoning. I can empathize with this line of reasoning
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Aug 18, 2015 22:45
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Sheep-Goats posted:I bike all the time and it seems to me drivers and bikers are all terrible idiots who can't follow simple loving instructions. This is the answer. lovely people are going to be lovely regardless of what vehicles they're in.
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Aug 18, 2015 23:04
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Butyraceous posted:I always bike on the wrong side, but on the sidewalk. I want to see the car that will inevitably veer off the road and end my life, that's my reasoning.
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Aug 18, 2015 23:14
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Once again I want to highlight just how easy it is to run over cyclists with a car. With just a little practice you can do it without even so much as scratching your car or getting blood on it.
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Aug 18, 2015 23:26
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Aug 18, 2015 23:42
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Uncle Jesse's wife when she was jailbait
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Aug 18, 2015 23:53
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Aug 19, 2015 00:29
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All of these people seem like they would be able to pedal at least 25 mph and not gently caress up my drive home Unlike the overweight girl in the fixed gear bike slowing down 2 lanes of traffic on Riverside drive today
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Aug 19, 2015 00:31
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Aug 19, 2015 00:47
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It's fitting that the guy who hates cyclists also appears to believe that being taxed is the worst imaginable thing that can happen to a person
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Aug 19, 2015 00:55
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ghlbtsk posted:It would help if traffic laws for bikes were consistent. It some places it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. Or you could keep children's hobbies restricted to empty school parking lots on Sunday afternoons. Unless you're not allowed near schools...
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Aug 19, 2015 00:58
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Aug 19, 2015 01:03
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I live in a city with big marked bike lanes and ride bikes and it's great and I have a big penis
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Aug 19, 2015 01:03
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School Nickname posted:Because drivers generally don't check their mirrors, the cyclist is inevitably gonna misjudge the space and knock off a side mirror, filtering anywhere near a bus/truck is suicidal. wait what? what kinda broken brain do you have to "inevitably misjudge the space and knock off a side mirror"? i have been riding my bike in urban settings for quite a while now and have never done this, it is really not very difficult ??
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Booblord Zagats posted:Think about it, those slow rear end pedal-monkeys never follow established traffic laws, swerve in and out of footpaths and motorways and dress like retard superheroes. I suggest we start requiring bike riders to get licensed and insured, as well as registering their vehicles like we do with cars. Let's simply legislate them out of existence, because all the gas they aren't burning is just buying us pointless despair as we wait for this human being Earth to burn. Best post ever. I stand with you in the spandex war, brother. In fact I almost ran over some gently caress on my country road last week going 30mph under the limit. Threw my beer can at him I was so pissed. Fuckin' fags.
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Aug 19, 2015 01:20
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Citrons have a computer controlled air suspension and that is why they're commonly used for, say, following horse racing. Douche is still a douche.
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Aug 19, 2015 01:21
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If you have a driver's license, congratulations - you have already been licensed to operate a bicycle on public roadways. I guess the whole hand-signals and cycling rules in the study book didn't really resonate with some people who took the driving test. As for taxing bikes, a cyclist does absolutely no damage to asphaltic roadways (sunshine and temperature changes do more damage than bikes), unlike SUVs and every other personal automobile. And the assumption is that if you weren't cycling you'd be driving and doing damage to the roadways. So yes, please levy additional taxes against obese drivers who don't carpool and redistribute that to us cyclists. As for insurance, if you don't already have the Russian mindset and have a couple GoPros strapped to your helmet front and back, I don't know what to tell you.
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naem posted:I live in a city with big marked bike lanes and ride bikes and it's great and I have a big penis i've lived in a city with big marked bike lanes and it was great, i even got to see some cops pull over idiot cyclists who weren't following road laws because the infrastructure is built around accounting for their existence. i've also lived in a county with no marked bike lanes and an entire tourism industry built around telling cyclists to just drive in the middle of the highway. maybe don't tax the cyclists, but tax the stupid animalfuckers who tell them it's okay to ride around like assholes clogging up a 55mph lane during rush hour Fur20 fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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Do It Once Right posted:As for insurance, if you don't already have the Russian mindset and have a couple GoPros strapped to your helmet front and back, I don't know what to tell you. Aim to kill, civilized people. Aim to kill.
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Aug 19, 2015 01:30
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i know a lot of frustrated cyclists but its a lot funner when you view it as some sort of contact sport. keep a pipe under your crossbar so motorists have to pay the window tax when they get too close.
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Verily I Shat posted:IM A VEHICLE Uhh, this is how to ride correctly. I'm sorry you're upset.
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PleasureKevin posted:kill two cats then yourself hey id love to but id probably get in trouble id kill all the cats
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Aug 19, 2015 01:40
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Once you've biked up even a few moderate inclines, it becomes apparent how much energy is really in a tablespoon of gasoline and it sort of horrifies you thereafter each time you see some
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Aug 19, 2015 02:07
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WE ARE NOT BOUND BY YOUR EARTH-RULES FOR WE ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
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Aug 19, 2015 02:24
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Premeditated Toast posted:WE ARE NOT BOUND BY YOUR EARTH-RULES FOR WE ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY Monkey Dust was pretty awesome.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:26
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TwoFire posted:Monkey Dust was pretty awesome. Unlike self important assholes on bikes.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:27
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i really dont have many probs with cyclists unless their riding in large groups taking up the whole road going 25-30mph. idc if they routinely disregard traffic laws, but maybe they should idk. but adults that ride on the sidewalk in a city or any busy downtown area can gently caress right off and die however ppl in cars that panic and practically freeze up when attempting to get past a solo person on a bicycle, slam on the brakes pull all the way to the otherside of the road and begin to cautiously overtake them only to floor it in desperation when they look up from their smartphone to see that they are about to collide head on with a dump truck. unless ur hauling a mobile home u should rarely even have to cross the double yellow unless the cyclist isnt fulfilling their end of "share the road". ok that would cause me to panic and freeze up if i was driving 
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Aug 19, 2015 02:33
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Mariana Horchata posted:however ppl in cars that panic and practically freeze up when attempting to get past a solo person on a bicycle, slam on the brakes pull all the way to the otherside of the road and begin to cautiously overtake them only to floor it in desperation when they look up from their smartphone to see that they are about to collide head on with a dump truck. unless ur hauling a mobile home u should rarely even have to cross the double yellow unless the cyclist isnt fulfilling their end of "share the road" At least here, the law is that you LITERALLY need to be 3' away from them. Seriously. The law is stupid. We just need to outlaw bicycles on roads without shoulders (and those that do  ).
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Aug 19, 2015 02:34
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More bikers mean less car traffic Unless they are the San Francisco bikers that lock down traffic every month for fun.
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TwoFire posted:At least here, the law is that you LITERALLY need to be 3' away from them. Seriously. The law is stupid. We just need to outlaw bicycles on roads without shoulders (and those that do that sort of thing crossed my mind in the past but i always figured in tight situations it was a lesser of two evils deal...besides without even going near the line in my car im still at least 2' from the bicycle ppl MGL Chapter 89, Section 2 and Chapter 90, Section 14 posted:Motorists must stay a safe distance to the left of a bicyclist (or any other vehicle) when passing. Motorists are also prohibited from returning to the right until safety clear of the bicyclist. Motorists must pass at a safe distance. If the lane is too narrow to pass safely, the motorist must use another lane to pass, or, if that is also unsafe, the motorist must wait until it is safe to pass. ok not nearly as silly as i figured the law in Massachusetts would be i am totally comfortable with riding a motorcycle just about anywhere but the one time i tried riding a bicycle across Boston in the middle of the night was absolutely horrifying Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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Aug 19, 2015 02:46
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Mariana Horchata posted:that sort of thing crossed my mind in the past but i always figured in tight situations it was a lesser of two evils deal...besides without even going near the line in my car im still at least 2' from the bicycle ppl Yeah it is a lot more stupid here.. but ya know what? If it means hitting something squishy or something metal, I'm gonna aim for squishy. Sorry to your grandkids you'll never know.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:47
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gigawhite posted:i have 5 duis. how am I supposed to get around same
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TwoFire posted:Yeah it is a lot more stupid here.. but ya know what? If it means hitting something squishy or something metal, I'm gonna aim for squishy. Sorry to your grandkids you'll never know. yeah and in emergency situations where they witness an imminent car vs car collision despite whatever the circumstances are and they are still too righteous to hop onto onto the sidewalk/gtfo the road when it might prevent said accident then they deserve to be collateral damage. but like u say aim for squishy and blast the horn, they'll move...right after they release a critical mass inside of their spandex Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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Aug 19, 2015 02:54
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Mariana Horchata posted:yeah and in emergency situations where they witness an imminent car vs car collision despite whatever the circumstances are and they are still too righteous to hop onto onto the sidewalk/gtfo the road when it might prevent said accident then they deserve to be collateral damage thankfully I haven't had to make this decision yet. I'd hate to have to get aftermarket parts for the car. 
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It is illegal in many places for a bicyclist to ride on the sidewalk for very good reason and it should stay that way. If you ride your bike on the sidewalk because you are afraid of riding in the street or because you're oblivious then don't bother biking. The gas tax should be raised to a buck and the money raised should be spent on the construction of separated bicycle lanes and mass transit.
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