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Funky See Funky Do posted:Being humble and not spending your life with your nose glued to your rear end in a top hat is good imo. What does this mean?
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I think he was that goon that got in an accident and has his nose glued to his rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 18, 2015 09:58
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spud posted:I think he was that goon that got in an accident and has his nose glued to his rear end in a top hat. Alcohol is good but drunk drivers aren't.
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Aug 18, 2015 10:19
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Pomp posted:let's come to an agreement on what things are good, gbs none of those are good, except that one too noisy and wont shut the gently caress up same as above, plus you have to pay for vet bills, kibble, heartworm pills, not to mention complications from vanity breeding, grooming supplies, definitely also have to buy rug cleaner, walk them. too much time investment and money, liability instead of asset. If you have to get a dog, get a functional superior breed that provides actual security like a rottweiler that'll ripp out some fuckstain's throat or something so there u go but it costs you so much money for an illusion being in love is a double edged sword in which you hurt yourself to enjoy yourself...well actually that's kinda my kink but then you're left unfulfilled in the long run, you are also overcome with irrational emotions, and that is why people lose in Game of Thrones, its an exploitable weakness and you are easily duped, especially when it comes to finances. if you are also in the unfortunate business of getting married, your love will always wither away, and you will develop contempt for your "other half" since you were convinced that being in love was good and it would fill the void for you, another illusion. fuffilling jobs. yes absolutely a good thing, but ones that you actually care and love to do, gently caress being a wageslave unless you like that sort of thing then more power to you. this is one of the things that will actually "fill the void" and is a nice cool distraction until you die, a sustainable one if you're chasing your dream. friends come and go, are also illusionary and people like to have other people around themselves so they can feel better about themselves. enjoy be constantly scrutinized and compared to them so they can feel elevated quietly as you are the classic "gently caress up" that I'll never be, thank god! plus they are also an emotional and financial liability and can possibly goad you to do stupid irrational things, but YOLO right? otherwise how dare you call yourself a functional human being for shunning those things, it would make no sense...i mean everyone has friends right,  if you dont have friends thats not a cognitive dissonance on me for having friends what the gently caress, there i go scrutinizing and comparing you again. here are what are actually good things op, lmbo  food, it is cool and yummy and a necessity, and you can learn how to cook them! 2015 ITYOOL we can look up whatever and cook it and now food is all sciency and stuff too so you can eat things now that didn't exist 2000 years ago exercise, do whatever you like. i enjoy doing kung fu because like your dream job, it is fufilling and you feel good and cool for seeing your crescent kicks pay off when you hit your sparring partner smack in the face and then all that sciency stuff about endorphins coursing through your veins like a goddamn freak and u feel good, it is literally drugs drawing, it is nice and relaxing and pretty zen. plus you can draw literally whatever the gently caress you want. with your limited sense of humor and imagination, draw a penis!  spelunking, it is cool and good and thats all i have to say on that not being poor, because now that you have shed all illusionary needs of false fuffillment (being in love lmbo), you have more money that you didnt blow out on retarded poo poo which means more access to good and cool things and better opportunities, like traveling and not dying from a common cold. this applies to everything above and you can cycle that with a dream job and everything kinda just owns well there u go thats my good things bye 
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Aug 18, 2015 10:31
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quote:friends come and go, are also illusionary and people like to have other people around themselves so they can feel better about themselves. enjoy be constantly scrutinized and compared to them so they can feel elevated quietly as you are the classic "gently caress up" that I'll never be, thank god! plus they are also an emotional and financial liability and can possibly goad you to do stupid irrational things, but YOLO right? otherwise how dare you call yourself a functional human being for shunning those things, it would make no sense...i mean everyone has friends right, if you dont have friends thats not a cognitive dissonance on me for having friends what the gently caress, there i go scrutinizing and comparing you again. whats all this
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Aug 18, 2015 10:37
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odorous piss
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Aug 18, 2015 10:57
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gary oldmans diary posted:odorous piss oderus urungus was a good thing
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Aug 18, 2015 11:24
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I was sure I'd found our maddie but it says her name is chloe. Finding lost children and reuniting them with their parents is good and, depending on the parent, maybe even the best.
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Aug 18, 2015 11:28
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Jaffa cakes A nice cup of tea Lady-boys
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ladyboys trannis shemales dickgirls tgirls lip balm chocolate ice cream
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Aug 18, 2015 11:32
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Looks like we're all agreed chicks with ducks are a good thing e: my phone corrected dicks to ducks however I think it still works
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Aug 18, 2015 11:35
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This gif I found. Saying gif the wrong way is also good. I think it sounds better.
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Aug 18, 2015 11:40
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Chips with chicken salt are very good but putting them in an airtight styrofome container isn't. Ain't this Pringles but without the Styrofoam?
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Aug 18, 2015 11:44
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Looks like we're all agreed chicks with ducks are a good thing confirm
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Aug 18, 2015 11:44
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Raindrops on roses whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings Cream colored ponies crisp apple streudels Doorbells sleigh bells schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things
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Aug 18, 2015 11:49
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Wicker Man posted:Ain't this Pringles but without the Styrofoam? No I mean chips not chips, potato chips.
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Aug 18, 2015 11:50
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Mandator posted:definitely not this thread
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Aug 18, 2015 13:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkZXh9v_i4
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dying with honor
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Aug 18, 2015 13:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSkJpODOuc bought this game day 1 not really knowing anything about it except that i played metal gear solid 2 and that was awesome the title screen told me everything i needed to know about the game 
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Aug 18, 2015 13:48
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securing your legacy immortalizing your name
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Aug 18, 2015 13:49
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A perfect hand of solitaire.
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Aug 18, 2015 13:50
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Love is a dog from hell, op.
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Aug 18, 2015 13:54
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BOOTSY, BABY
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Aug 18, 2015 14:57
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Crying children always turn my frown upside down.
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Aug 18, 2015 15:10
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I like truth, compassion, humility, and joy.
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Aug 18, 2015 15:52
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tongue punching a girl's fart box for the first time
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Aug 18, 2015 15:56
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ghlbtsk posted:BOOTSY, BABY hell yea. Much better.
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Aug 18, 2015 21:02
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being cool, just a regular swell kind of guy
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when my dick smells like shrimp but bae a trooper and suck it anyway
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Aug 19, 2015 03:47
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midnight launches cats freshly waxed skin guy with beards ice cream fireplaces in winter snow days new socks a text from someone you like right before bed and first thing in the am coffee compliments
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the smell of someone you love on your pillow
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