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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
It's true. Sometimes I feel left out. Like yeah rape is bad, but that pseudo rough stuff rape fantasy poo poo that so many women seem to like that I cant deliver. Sorry I just cant get it up that way. :saddowns:

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
don't worry I do enough to make up for a few people

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
the fantasy kind not actual rape

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
well maybe actual rape, who can tell in this crazy new world of "enthusiastic consent"

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
so what ?

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

it limits my female prospects, dude

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Sorry dude. Maybe an "open relationship" is best for you.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Misread this as rap and thought you were a wannabe m&m

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
maybe if I work out a lot and take viagra I can simulate the rape fantasy :( is this what my life has come to lol. can i just make love ffs

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
have you considered chopping your dick off, op?

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Mange Mite posted:

have you considered chopping your dick off, op?

wont do it

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i gently caress hard

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

consent meants nothing.

im coming for you, op. im comin for your dick

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It's true. Sometimes I feel left out. Like yeah rape is bad, but that pseudo rough stuff rape fantasy poo poo that so many women seem to like that I cant deliver. Sorry I just cant get it up that way. :saddowns:

Youre a virgin with a smegma encrusted micropene , dont make threads to try and fool us otherwise

You probably jacked off twice for each time you thought then typed rape, woman, deliver, get it up. urge and man

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

it limits my female prospects, dude

"female prospects" is a pretty rapey phrase, so maybe you have it in you, somewhere deep down

heh heh

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Verily I Shat posted:

Youre a virgin with a smegma encrusted micropene , dont make threads to try and fool us otherwise

You probably jacked off twice for each time you thought then typed rape, woman, deliver, get it up. urge and man


never gonna find it

nomadologique posted:

"female prospects" is a pretty rapey phrase, so maybe you have it in you, somewhere deep down

heh heh

thanks for the kind words, but im quite sure that I dont

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's just that kinda loser attitude that makes a rapist!! go get em tiger! dont let those bitches push you around! show em what you're made of!

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
you'd be a good coach

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
trust me, when it gets like mt st helens inside your soul, and you just can't cope by killing small animals anymore, lighting fires isn't doing it, drawing violent pictures feels empty... then you'll be ready

you won't know when, but you'll know what to do

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
ah... quick question.......... should I be doing all those first things already?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
maybe you're really not cut out for this

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
truth hurts

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
What about raping a man OP? Not in a gay way just as dominance?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



do you have an urge to plape op

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

What about raping a man OP? Not in a gay way just as dominance?

no i tried , not into it

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

no i tried , not into it

He wasn't supposed to be.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It's true. Sometimes I feel left out. Like yeah rape is bad, but that pseudo rough stuff rape fantasy poo poo that so many women seem to like that I cant deliver. Sorry I just cant get it up that way. :saddowns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
what about getting dominated? not even in a masochistic way, just maybe you like being on bottom/having the girl more in control instead and don't even know yet

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If robots were real I might rape a robot

Because you could just reinstall the robot afterwards and everything would be fine right? Man I can't wait for robots to start being a thing


so i can rape them

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

what about getting dominated? not even in a masochistic way, just maybe you like being on bottom/having the girl more in control instead and don't even know yet

unironically the best sex unless you're some kind of chad thundercock who gets off on the idea of rape

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It's true. Sometimes I feel left out. Like yeah rape is bad, but that pseudo rough stuff rape fantasy poo poo that so many women seem to like that I cant deliver. Sorry I just cant get it up that way. :saddowns:

to fight the urge I learned how to be awesome at first person shooters. Going 15:1 on some clowns is a little like rape.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Real men rape. It says so in the bible.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

maybe if I work out a lot and take viagra I can simulate the rape fantasy :( is this what my life has come to lol. can i just make love ffs

seriouspost: This works for a lot of girls but if it doesn't work for you then it's gonna be lovely for her and lovely for you. Just keep trying and you'll find someone you're more compatible with?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Roy posted:

unironically the best sex unless you're some kind of chad thundercock who gets off on the idea of rape

nothing beats having a dude tied up underneath me to torture for a while, steal his poo poo and run away

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

nothing beats having a dude tied up underneath me to torture for a while, steal his poo poo and run away

lol financial domination is the saddest thing

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

what about getting dominated? not even in a masochistic way, just maybe you like being on bottom/having the girl more in control instead and don't even know yet

They'd a word for this. It's called "gay"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It's true. Sometimes I feel left out. Like yeah rape is bad, but that pseudo rough stuff rape fantasy poo poo that so many women seem to like that I cant deliver. Sorry I just cant get it up that way. :saddowns:

Congrats on being a normal well adjusted adult with empathetic feelings.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Well at least we know the OP isn't indian.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I'm really bad and awkward and uncomfortable during consensual sex so I imagine I would be even worse at raping people. I guess I'm just not cut out to be a rapist.

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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

what about getting dominated? not even in a masochistic way, just maybe you like being on bottom/having the girl more in control instead and don't even know yet

The problem there is that women who are into that are much rarer than you'd think.

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