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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this place needs a leader. someone who can prank people, say stuff and tell us what to do and make things happen. we are stupid, we are a lost cause. help!!!!

sa now feels like russia in 1996.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

he posts here alot with his parachute account but im not allowed to say who it is

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Trying to save his second marriage and Doom House 3 I think?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
he moved to twitter like all the cool oldschool posters did. Its sad but we cant change it

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he posts here alot with his parachute account but im not allowed to say who it is

hello lowtax.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot posted:

this place needs a leader. someone who can prank people, say stuff and tell us what to do and make things happen. we are stupid, we are a lost cause. help!!!!

sa now feels like russia in 1996.

i pm'ed that to ralp but i got no response :(

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

dad gay. so what posted:

i pm'ed that to ralp but i got no response :(

who is this mysterious "ralph" creature, is he or she related to "radium"?

sorry, im not old school.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Trying to save his second mortgage and Doom House 3 I think?

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
It turns out the taxes ain't so low

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tujague posted:

It turns out the taxes ain't so low

not when you don't pay them

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Tujague posted:

It turns out the taxes ain't so low

ELECT TRUMP AND LOWTAX WILL RETURN!

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

i pm'ed that to ralp but i got no response :(

I remember

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ralp posted:

I remember

print it out and post a pic

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Lowtax is a myth guys. He never existed but is a story our ancestors made up to explain the existence of Somethingawful. Archaeologists have proven that it was the spontaneous settling of poo poo-posters to a single forum. Lowtax is most likely an amalgamation of several ancient moderators.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Dad gay is lowtax; all the hints are there, the main one him saying he was. Get with the times dude.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
regdate 2011 here and im not sure i even believe in lowtax

hes a spook story that goons tell their kids at night

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

print it out and post a pic

no

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


:agreed:

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
hes the leader we deserve......but not eht one we need right now

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
ground floor of a lowtax thread

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

i was being serious i think . it made sense at the time

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
'report your pop...and lowtax will ban ya'

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot posted:

who is this mysterious "ralph" creature, is he or she related to "radium"?

sorry, im not old school.

i dont know but i guess he really likes zz top :shrug:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/621794298342670336

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
He exists, just avoiding the Slenderman stabbing flack atm. That and dodging taxes.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

dad gay. so what posted:

i dont know but i guess he really likes zz top :shrug:

that makes perfect sense.


ive never met a zz top fan, but they must be hiding somewhere. they can't all be in west virginia.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lol poor lowtax

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
He does like to tweet about his wife's boobs.

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/632987482867412992

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

oh.... i guess there are plenty of helldumped people to chose from.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Uziduke posted:

He does like to tweet about his wife's boobs.

which one is this? I got kind of muddled with the chinese one after integral

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Uziduke posted:

He does like to tweet about his wife's boobs.

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/632987482867412992

i wouldn't mind having huge rear end loving boobs myself. people like huge rear end loving boobs.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Is this really lowtax's wife

https://twitter.com/ashleenkathli

she hot as fuk

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Rambling Robot posted:

i wouldn't mind having huge rear end loving boobs myself. people like huge rear end loving boobs.

i'll gently caress your rear end even without the big boobs

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

actionjackson posted:

Is this really lowtax's wife

https://twitter.com/ashleenkathli

she hot as fuk

According to his twitter it is.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

actionjackson posted:

Is this really lowtax's wife

https://twitter.com/ashleenkathli

she hot as fuk

:prepop:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
wowza

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

She probably just married him for the SA stock options

hope u have a prenup lowtax

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
im actually glad he's happy and doing well

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
how many times has lowtax had police/fbi/cia show up at his door because of these forums do you think

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
poor bastard

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