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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QhusT8fGBs

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Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again

It was either Your Band Sucks or Garbage Day that pointed this one out a few years back. SYNTAX ERROR!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Kanye West posted:

then i got flashed by the papparazzi
drat !!! these niggas got me
i hate these niggas more than a nazi

you heard it here first: kanye hates people who phtoogrpah him more than literal muderers responsible for the deaths of millions

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

TwoFire posted:

its a cruel (cruel) cruel summer
leaving me here on my own
its a cruel (cruel) cruel summer
now your gone
your not the only one

hey I like that song

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

In this ever changing world in which we live in

It doesn't make the song suck any less, but the line is

But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
wasn't a huge fan of live and let die until i saw mccartney live a few years back with my old aunt and for some reason paul decided live and let die was the one song he'd bust out the pyrotechnics for so right after he goes "live and let dieeee" these huge flames exploded and my aunt screamed and ducked and covered her head and she felt kinda foolish but tried to play it off like it was no biggie but what do you know, next time he goes "live and let dieeeeee!" big giant flames and she screams and hides again hahaha so yeah that song fuckin rules bud

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Amarcarts posted:

hey I like that song

i do too, but the lyrics are pretty lovely. :3:

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Amarcarts posted:

hey I like that song

so you crank that song
and it might sound doom
so just leave the room
while i sit and stare
cause this is rare
i really love that tune
man i love that song
i really love that song
i love that song

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Cry Havoc posted:

so you crank that song
and it might sound doom
so just leave the room
while i sit and stare
cause this is rare
i really love that tune
man i love that song
i really love that song
i love that song

Ugh this is all over the radio that I'm subjected to at work, along with

"Now if we're talkin bodies
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We love for life
On and on and on"

That and the one that I thought was about wood lice,but it turns out it's "one life".

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
"our home is girt by sea"

Seriously, you change 80% of the lyrics to Advance Australia Fair but decide keeping "girt" in there is a good idea?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Lolie posted:

"our home is girt by sea"

Seriously, you change 80% of the lyrics to Advance Australia Fair but decide keeping "girt" in there is a good idea?

You hold my hand, that's when we kiss
And it doesn't take long no, until I get the gist
Of this love that stretches out across the land
Where rainbows flash, as we're walking in the sand
And all I do is look into your eyes

A touch of spring, and autumn sweet
Well the trees vibrate when our eyes meet

:australia:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Satisfaction by the Rolling stones is a song about banging trannys because McJagger couldn't rise to the occasion of loving real women anymore

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

swing to the left and swing to the right, think about baseball, swing all night

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its probably something by the band Train, thankfully nothing specific comes to mind but its all terrible music that makes me wish i could be listening to Air Supply playing instead - if i was rich id pay Jeff Jarrett to bust a guitar over that singers head during a show couple times a year.





homercles posted:

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

^ that one's so goddamn awful and it always stands out whenever u are forced to hear the sound. its gotta be in the top 30, especially since its from a band that was for a time considered one of the top rock bands in the world by music journalists (but dont just take my word for it, see below)...and unfortunately that sentiment was still held by many well after that album came out. won a grammy too :wtc:

quote:

"Elevation" received positive reviews. When reviewing the album, Adam Sweeting from The Guardian praised the song, calling it an "irresistible mix of crude techno and raw guitar-swagger."[4] New Zealand Herald editor Russell Baillie called it a "grand surge" noting the song's guitar and vocals which he described as "churning" and "giddy", respectively.[5] NME was positive toward the song for "the well-exercised U2 template."[6] Along with "Wild Honey" and "Walk On," Entertainment Weekly contributor David Browne called the song "lusty" and stated it has "the charging-horse feel of U2's youth, with a bumpy-noise upgrade courtesy of producers Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois."[7]

the other nominees were:

Aerosmith – "Jaded"
Coldplay – "Yellow"
Dave Matthews Band – "The Space Between"
Train – "Drops of Jupiter" (see above)

IMHO id say Dave got robbed, but of course im rather biased.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Aug 19, 2015

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwYQgk05DY


all the sweet green icing flowing down
someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it


oh noooooo! :saddowns:

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

"your lipstick stains on the front lobes of my left side brains"

:gonk:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mariana Horchata posted:

Train – "Drops of Jupiter" (see above)

gently caress, that worthless band made that lovely song TOO? I thought it was some unknown european band.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
"Wooohooo! BULA BLBUHBULABUHBLAHBULLHH
Wooohooo! BULA BLBUHBULABUHBLAHBULLHH
ANNA DON WANNA BLUEEFLEPARRTY."

- Song 2, Blur - in its entirety (I think)

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

(it totally is)

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

smooth jazz posted:

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you

(it totally is)

Bitch was putting the smackdown on Warren Beatty. That isn't poo poo-

However 'clouds in my coffee' is. So, I'll give you half a point.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

General Tofu posted:

"your lipstick stains on the front lobes of my left side brains"

:gonk:

ughh yeah, thats it, you got it. thanks i guess.



fyi i remember their first single came out right before Y2K, and as far as i know they still put out top 40 singles in 2015 that song migrate over to adult contemporary radio and dentist office waiting rooms and become permanent additions to the playlist...without a doubt the cockroach of modern soft rock - so bad it makes u reconsider the music and lyrics of huey lewis and the news and peter cetera/chicago.

Like a virgin you're Madonna, and I'm really gonna Wanna Hey Hey Heyyyyyy Heyyy :fuckoff:











^ now here's a much newer band who makes horrendous and arguably worse pop music that u can not escape. one who's tour bus need to either find its way off a cliff or take a wrong turn and end up in ISIS controlled territory ASAP...instead of the lighter punishment of being randomly battered on stage by guitar wielding former WWF and WCW superstar Jeff Jarrett. please loving die yall please and make sure u take lena dunham with u

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Aug 19, 2015

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


TwoFire posted:

gently caress, that worthless band made that lovely song TOO? I thought it was some unknown european band.

This thread has taught me that I hate Train despite not knowing who they were until now.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Shithouse Dave posted:

This thread has taught me that I hate Train despite not knowing who they were until now.

I knew who they were, but I forgot that they did this. They and Nickelback are my personal hell whenever I visit the parents and I don't drive. I offer to drive most of the time. Perhaps they're smarter than I give them credit for.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Oh my god I googled train and they are responsible for more horrible pop radio atrocities

Hey soul sister :whitewater:
Calling all angels :barf:
Angel in blue jeans :suicide:

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Greasy filthy hand jobs in truckstop restrooms
Hot carling, all over the place
Hot Carling,
I turned that into a verb, i hope you appreciate it
Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck
They dont have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized
And that is just disgusting so they have to buttfuck
Which is also disgusting because that extra forskin traps all the germs
And the poop, and the buttfucking residue within
And that is why british people have bad teeth, amen.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Shithouse Dave posted:

Oh my god I googled train and they are responsible for more horrible pop radio atrocities

Hey soul sister :whitewater:
Calling all angels :barf:
Angel in blue jeans :suicide:

Thanks for the tip. I'm going to break (at least disconnect) the CD player in the car before I give it to Mum.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Funky See Funky Do posted:

"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like."

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Lolie posted:

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key

we had joy
we had fun
we had seasons in the sun
(gently caress Rod McKuen)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lolie posted:

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key

thats a loving leonard cohen song compared to some of the poo poo posted in here...of course permanently associating it with heather graham aka rollergirl in boogie nights provides ample extra credit though

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Worst lyric

"When the money get low
There they go, there they go"

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
here comes love, it's like honey
you can't buy it with money

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


i have no words, should be self-explanatory

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxrCgUHvAyg

loving Daddy Yankee.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jeremy_X posted:

Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car.

is that dark sarcasm?

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
He's so contagious
He turns my pages

Edit: It's actually "returns my pages". Whatever.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Aug 19, 2015

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

When I live alone is there a ghost in my house?

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
drat these hoes. You're stepping on my toes

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