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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Actually the whole Velvet Underground. Now, what exactly was good about them?

What was good about Lou Reed? His heroin addiction? He liked to poo poo on people while doing cocaine? His tuneless, monotonous music? The clueless fans who praised him like some godhead genius, even though he despised them?

Lou Reed is a terrible musician.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L1q7Vw1p8I

:chanpop:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
You have brain problems

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Awwwwww : (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y

polio king
Jun 19, 2004


so you agree with the OP? that's what this appears to be proof of

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I LOVE LOUREED HOW DARE YOU. jsut kidding he is terrible. was terrible.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
You've gone for this and not Tom, the lowest of monotone fruits?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

why are you disproving your own point???

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Definitely not terrible. I think he's better than that one guy who sings in the real high nasally voice, Neil Diamond maybe?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Lou Reed is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Definitely not terrible. I think he's better than that one guy who sings in the real high nasally voice, Neil Diamond maybe?

Omi-Polari posted:

Lou Reed is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.

thats neil young dumbbutt

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

TwoFire posted:

thats neil young dumbbutt

There you go, that's the guy.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I like the Lou Reed song "Fly Into the Sun" because that's what he should've done circa 1972.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Everything they did with Nico was gold, but yea Lou Reed solo was pretty weak

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i havent found much evidence of him making anything worth listening since the reagan administration but please prove me wrong...i certainly wouldnt say he suck though :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbE2zNoWPFw

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

There you go, that's the guy.

if I hear 'rockin' in the free world' I GET TRIGGERED. TRIGGERED, I TELL YOU.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

down n out posted:

Everything they did with Nico was gold, but yea Lou Reed solo was pretty weak

Lou Reed? some o his solo stuff's no bad

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001


the velvets and drugs were cool but lbr most everything after this is like listening to a 40-year death rattle

(im gay, plebeian)

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I love when someone posts a thread like this, a bunch of people come in and post youtube links and smugly think "this'll surely change the OP's mind".

Also yeah Lou Reed blows.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Omi-Polari posted:

Lou Reed is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.

the biggest fault is that it wasn't all of his fans

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
send tthis mother loving thread to PHIZ

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
He is okay but also made a whole lot of big steaming piles of crap

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
This is the best thread title I have ever seen in my life

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Incorrect, the best youtube video features Lou Reed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQ6-kW5P-U

im the clothes and smile that makes Pavoratti look like the Burger King king

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
I am the truth, the beauty
That causes you to cross
Your sacred boundaries

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Hollis Brownsound posted:

I love when someone posts a thread like this, a bunch of people come in and post youtube links and smugly think "this'll surely change the OP's mind".

Also yeah Lou Reed blows.

Yeah you got me - I was smugly thinking that.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

TwoFire posted:

if I hear 'rockin' in the free world' I GET TRIGGERED. TRIGGERED, I TELL YOU.
idk man, i really like that song

neil young sucks, but that song is pretty cool

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mdm posted:

Incorrect, the best youtube video features Lou Reed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQ6-kW5P-U

im the clothes and smile that makes Pavoratti look like the Burger King king

proof lou reed sucks: playing an idiot retard headless guitar.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

symbolic posted:

idk man, i really like that song

neil young sucks, but that song is pretty cool

keep on shitpostin in the free world

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
his collaboration with metallica was a masterpiecce

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

his collaboration with metallica was a masterpiecce

TwoFire posted:

keep on shitpostin in the free world

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

his collaboration with metallica was a masterpiecce

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Lou Reed does indeed suck.

Famous and popular and also sucky: U2. gently caress U2.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

pr0k posted:

Famous and popular and also sucky: U2. gently caress U2.

signed

but gently caress (butt gently caress lol) neil young just slightly less than bono

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

pr0k posted:

Lou Reed does indeed suck.

Famous and popular and also sucky: U2. gently caress U2.

Why is U2 so popular?

Big Market: Imagine you’re a middle-aged, upper-middle-class male. You live in a large metropolitan area. You have a good job. Your wife does Pilates. Your oldest just started kindergarten. Yes, you’re an adult, but you’re still cool! Your jeans cost $125. Sometimes you wear sneakers with a blazer!

You like the idea of being a guy who’s into live music, but the last few concerts you’ve been to were too loud, too crowded, too foreign (you were lucky if you recognized one song). You’ll snap a few photos with your smartphone and tell your bros about it to get some street cred, but let’s face it: you didn’t enjoy yourself. There are millions of you. And you’re willing to drop cash to have a concert make you feel cool again.

Product Market Fit: Then you learn that U2 is coming to town—U2! Earnest, melodic, Oprah-endorsed U2! $200 a ticket? No problem. You get a sitter. Your wife is excited—this is going to be great! You invite some friends from college to join you.

On the way, you listen to the “early stuff.” The Joshua Tree pumps through the speakers of your Lexus SUV (no judgment—you have two kids!). The harmonies soothe. The lyrics are straightforward. You recall a simpler time before car seats and prostate exams. The nostalgia is so thick you have to wipe it from your face. You haven’t looked at your phone in nearly 11 minutes.

You arrive at the show and see yourself everywhere. Tasteful North Face and Patagonia jackets abound. The stands are awash in earth tones. No one is shoving. No one has a nose ring. These are your people.

Usability: The band begins with A SONG YOU RECOGNIZE! You’re on your feet. You’re drinking “craft” beer. Everyone is singing terribly.

And the best part—YOU CAN DANCE HERE! 80,000 people surround you and there’s not a coordinated movement in sight. Even the band sets a low bar. Bono doesn’t so much dance as lunge and bounce. The other guys seem content to nod and rock. All around you, middle-aged people are rocking and lunging and bouncing and singing badly. Is that guy wearing Tod’s loafers and a Barbour jacket? Yes, he is. And he’s in the zone.

The set is basically a greatest hits playlist. The band graciously performs two new songs that no one recognizes to give you a few minutes to use the john and grab another IPA. They might as well flash an intermission sign.

Even the political statements go down smooth: “Democracy!” “Fight AIDS!” How could you possibly disagree? You’re not only dancing and reminiscing—you’re spreading freedom and reasonably-priced medicines to distant lands!

And the kicker: not one, but TWO encores, the ones you know best—the ones you first heard that summer you painted houses or kissed Katie at the beach party. You’re closing your eyes now. This is sad and sweet. You put your arm around your wife. You’re wondering if Katie ever got married. A third of the crowd departs after the first encore. It’s no big deal; some of us have work in the morning! Anyway, the traffic will be better if everyone doesn't leave at once

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Xaris posted:

Why is U2 so popular?

Big Market: Imagine you’re a middle-aged, upper-middle-class male. You live in a large metropolitan area. You have a good job. Your wife does Pilates. Your oldest just started kindergarten. Yes, you’re an adult, but you’re still cool! Your jeans cost $125. Sometimes you wear sneakers with a blazer!

You like the idea of being a guy who’s into live music, but the last few concerts you’ve been to were too loud, too crowded, too foreign (you were lucky if you recognized one song). You’ll snap a few photos with your smartphone and tell your bros about it to get some street cred, but let’s face it: you didn’t enjoy yourself. There are millions of you. And you’re willing to drop cash to have a concert make you feel cool again.

Product Market Fit: Then you learn that U2 is coming to town—U2! Earnest, melodic, Oprah-endorsed U2! $200 a ticket? No problem. You get a sitter. Your wife is excited—this is going to be great! You invite some friends from college to join you.

On the way, you listen to the “early stuff.” The Joshua Tree pumps through the speakers of your Lexus SUV (no judgment—you have two kids!). The harmonies soothe. The lyrics are straightforward. You recall a simpler time before car seats and prostate exams. The nostalgia is so thick you have to wipe it from your face. You haven’t looked at your phone in nearly 11 minutes.

You arrive at the show and see yourself everywhere. Tasteful North Face and Patagonia jackets abound. The stands are awash in earth tones. No one is shoving. No one has a nose ring. These are your people.

Usability: The band begins with A SONG YOU RECOGNIZE! You’re on your feet. You’re drinking “craft” beer. Everyone is singing terribly.

And the best part—YOU CAN DANCE HERE! 80,000 people surround you and there’s not a coordinated movement in sight. Even the band sets a low bar. Bono doesn’t so much dance as lunge and bounce. The other guys seem content to nod and rock. All around you, middle-aged people are rocking and lunging and bouncing and singing badly. Is that guy wearing Tod’s loafers and a Barbour jacket? Yes, he is. And he’s in the zone.

The set is basically a greatest hits playlist. The band graciously performs two new songs that no one recognizes to give you a few minutes to use the john and grab another IPA. They might as well flash an intermission sign.

Even the political statements go down smooth: “Democracy!” “Fight AIDS!” How could you possibly disagree? You’re not only dancing and reminiscing—you’re spreading freedom and reasonably-priced medicines to distant lands!

And the kicker: not one, but TWO encores, the ones you know best—the ones you first heard that summer you painted houses or kissed Katie at the beach party. You’re closing your eyes now. This is sad and sweet. You put your arm around your wife. You’re wondering if Katie ever got married. A third of the crowd departs after the first encore. It’s no big deal; some of us have work in the morning! Anyway, the traffic will be better if everyone doesn't leave at once

I basically want to kill myself now

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Xaris posted:

Why is U2 so popular?

Big Market: Imagine you’re a middle-aged, upper-middle-class male. You live in a large metropolitan area. You have a good job. Your wife does Pilates. Your oldest just started kindergarten. Yes, you’re an adult, but you’re still cool! Your jeans cost $125. Sometimes you wear sneakers with a blazer!

You like the idea of being a guy who’s into live music, but the last few concerts you’ve been to were too loud, too crowded, too foreign (you were lucky if you recognized one song). You’ll snap a few photos with your smartphone and tell your bros about it to get some street cred, but let’s face it: you didn’t enjoy yourself. There are millions of you. And you’re willing to drop cash to have a concert make you feel cool again.

Product Market Fit: Then you learn that U2 is coming to town—U2! Earnest, melodic, Oprah-endorsed U2! $200 a ticket? No problem. You get a sitter. Your wife is excited—this is going to be great! You invite some friends from college to join you.

On the way, you listen to the “early stuff.” The Joshua Tree pumps through the speakers of your Lexus SUV (no judgment—you have two kids!). The harmonies soothe. The lyrics are straightforward. You recall a simpler time before car seats and prostate exams. The nostalgia is so thick you have to wipe it from your face. You haven’t looked at your phone in nearly 11 minutes.

You arrive at the show and see yourself everywhere. Tasteful North Face and Patagonia jackets abound. The stands are awash in earth tones. No one is shoving. No one has a nose ring. These are your people.

Usability: The band begins with A SONG YOU RECOGNIZE! You’re on your feet. You’re drinking “craft” beer. Everyone is singing terribly.

And the best part—YOU CAN DANCE HERE! 80,000 people surround you and there’s not a coordinated movement in sight. Even the band sets a low bar. Bono doesn’t so much dance as lunge and bounce. The other guys seem content to nod and rock. All around you, middle-aged people are rocking and lunging and bouncing and singing badly. Is that guy wearing Tod’s loafers and a Barbour jacket? Yes, he is. And he’s in the zone.

The set is basically a greatest hits playlist. The band graciously performs two new songs that no one recognizes to give you a few minutes to use the john and grab another IPA. They might as well flash an intermission sign.

Even the political statements go down smooth: “Democracy!” “Fight AIDS!” How could you possibly disagree? You’re not only dancing and reminiscing—you’re spreading freedom and reasonably-priced medicines to distant lands!

And the kicker: not one, but TWO encores, the ones you know best—the ones you first heard that summer you painted houses or kissed Katie at the beach party. You’re closing your eyes now. This is sad and sweet. You put your arm around your wife. You’re wondering if Katie ever got married. A third of the crowd departs after the first encore. It’s no big deal; some of us have work in the morning! Anyway, the traffic will be better if everyone doesn't leave at once

Fuckin ouch. I hate U2 but I saw the B-52s at Wolf Trap a few months ago and goddamn that is spot on. My suv is a honda and I drink cheap vodka though, I ain't that rich.


edit to add: I wasn't dancing but I saw a lot of middle-aged-mom butts being waggled so earnestly that it made me think of the phrase, "middle-aged-mom butts being waggled so earnestly" which made me giggle.

pr0k fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Aug 19, 2015

BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013

Omi-Polari posted:

Actually the whole Velvet Underground. Now, what exactly was good about them?

If you don't like "Sister Ray" then you are a fool dog mark rear end trick.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
If you don't like the reed man and VU it's pretty safe to say you're a complete loving moron who's opinion probably isn't even taken seriously by children. A laggard, if you will.

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