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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

u guys did some good burgs. we ordered too many fries so you suggested put all the fries in one bag and half cajun just mix it up. legit five guys.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

yo does your five guy's have that soda machine with the touchscreen that has 60 different soda flavors in it? that poo poo is the bomb.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

symbolic posted:

yo does your five guy's have that soda machine with the touchscreen that has 60 different soda flavors in it? that poo poo is the bomb.

My nearest Five Guys doesn't have this. Rustic virtue.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How come the soda machine can give me 1000 types of soda but I still can't order a dang beer

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nooner posted:

How come the soda machine can give me 1000 types of soda but I still can't order a dang beer

Because then people would never leave Five Guys.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Agag posted:

Because then people would never leave Five Guys.
people already never leave Five Guys

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

yo does your five guy's have that soda machine with the touchscreen that has 60 different soda flavors in it? that poo poo is the bomb.

What the gently caress?

No it's not.

It all tastes like shittier versions of what you wanted.

gently caress you.

Liar.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you dont get coke with the cup filled up to the brim with ice then drat son

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

What the gently caress?

No it's not.

It all tastes like shittier versions of what you wanted.

gently caress you.

Liar.
there was probably mold in the one you used or something. i just saw Jurassic World at a theater with unlimited refills and those machines and i enjoyed three cups of Mr. PiBB without a problem.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

What the gently caress?

No it's not.

It all tastes like shittier versions of what you wanted.

gently caress you.

Liar.

If people want to mix their sodas they can do it analog with the regular fountain taps. When I was a kid we called the resulting mess "swamp water."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Dave_Indeed posted:

What the gently caress?

No it's not.

It all tastes like shittier versions of what you wanted.

gently caress you.

Liar.

lol I got to deal with one of these in Wendys and explain to my other-country visitors how to use it.

Eventually we discovered sparkling (carbonated) water and they were loving enthused. That used to be 'press this weak plastic lever down left-bottom of dr pepper'

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
you bite the fry the fry bites back my man

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
lmao if you give a poo poo about the soda computer. thing's a pain in the dick

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ROFLburger posted:

lmao if you give a poo poo about the soda computer. thing's a pain in the dick
tap
tap
tap
tap

woowee i now have a cup of soda, that was quite an excruciating task

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
THe burgers are actually ok for a lovely fast food place, but how comes the fries can have nearly 1000 calories in them? Are they fat sticks deep fried in potato rather than potato sticks deep fried in fat?

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
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:sax:
brampton is a wicked good name for a town.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

circ dick soleil posted:

you bite the fry the fry bites back my man

DAYMMM DAYYMM DAYYMmmmmmmmmmm

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