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*chuckles softly* Looks like those whores got hit by a guy who used his Vehicle to Smash into Them at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead.
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Minimalist Program posted:dude I am going to use my Vehicle to Smash into you at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering you dead. noooooooooo
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Aug 19, 2015 18:38
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Minimalist Program posted:*chuckles softly* It was in Brazil so he was just saving them from AIDS or whatever
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Aug 19, 2015 18:40
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Darth123123 posted:I shall don my top hat and proceed to the general store whilst cycling on my 19th century bicycle. our roadways were very obviously built for velocipedes so automobiles shouldn't be on them
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Aug 19, 2015 18:40
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jiharlequinade posted:our roadways were very obviously built for velocipedes so automobiles shouldn't be on them and no modifications have been made to the road system ever
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Aug 19, 2015 18:43
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Minimalist Program posted:dude I am going to use my Vehicle to Smash into you at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering you dead. Its time to register the ford again. Why can't we imposed yearly tests and taxes on bicycles? They should have to pay for use!
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Aug 19, 2015 18:44
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TwoFire posted:Its time to register the ford again. Why can't we imposed yearly tests and taxes on bicycles? They should have to pay for use! Here's a suggestion: use your Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:45
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Minimalist Program posted:Here's a suggestion: use your Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead. Here's another, stop trying to be FYAD Lite and go choke on some dicks
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Aug 19, 2015 18:49
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Here's another, stop trying to be FYAD Lite and go choke on some dicks Use your Keyboard to Smash bad posts into GBS at a high Rate of Speed thus rendering me Sad.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:53
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:What's the correct term for a group of cyclists traveling in a tightly-packed clump like that clearly, a murder
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Aug 19, 2015 20:49
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so who here has taken my advice today and Used their Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead?
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Twilight Matrix posted:clearly, a murder 
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Aug 19, 2015 21:34
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gently caress you bikers, you made me an hour late today http://www.startribune.com/local/blogs/322297211.html?section=/
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Aug 19, 2015 21:42
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why are cyclists so defensive of their hobby, that when it's pointed out cyclists run red lights, they begin to squeal, toss and turn, and in general their jaws unhinge.
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Aug 19, 2015 21:45
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Nonsense posted:why are cyclists so defensive of their hobby, that when it's pointed out cyclists run red lights, they begin to squeal, toss and turn, and in general their jaws unhinge. Probably much moreso after the cinderblock hits
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Nonsense posted:why are cyclists so defensive of their hobby, that when it's pointed out cyclists run red lights, they begin to squeal, toss and turn, and in general their jaws unhinge. Cuz they're a bunch of gay babies
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Aug 19, 2015 21:54
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theultimo posted:gently caress you bikers, you made me an hour late today every driver who failed to run this man over and then stop, and back over him again, and then go forward again, slowly, is a failure and should have their licence's fed into the unhinged jaws of squealing cyclists.
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Aug 19, 2015 22:26
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this video is really loving funny
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i ride my bike everyday. ama
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Jabberlock posted:i ride my bike everyday. ama why do you choose to be so faggy?
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hemale in pain posted:why do americans hate cyclists more than anyone else? are they poo poo drivers or just dumber+fatter than everyone else? it's both Hello, I'm a morbidly obese american and I can answer this question. I have to live 90 minutes away from work in the suburbs to keep my children out of the black school district. I have to work 55 hours a week to maintain my family's lifestyle or I will feel embarassed compared to my neighbors. The last time gas was above $4 a gallon my marriage nearly fell apart. I'm constantly stressed and never have time to spend with the kids we realistically can't afford. Also I cannot satisfy my wife sexually anymore. Maybe I never really did. I have two options: Either some difficult introspection where I come to terms with my lifetime of poor decisions and make tough changes, or I can fly into a rage at this healthy, athletic person who is legally and safely using the roadway, but who has committed the crime of making me slightly slow down for a few seconds on my hour and a half commute home. Other cars also make me slow down sometimes, but I'm a fat crybaby coward and I don't assault someone unless I'm overwhelmingly assured of how vulnerable they are and how immune to retaliation I am.
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a creepy colon posted:this video is really loving funny There were several in the series. They were all pretty funny. Minimalist Program posted:Here's a suggestion: use your Vehicle to Smash into Cyclists at a High Rate of Speed thus rendering them dead. Ya know the front grille is already broken and I haven't been bothered to put on the good one, so is this karma or just good timing? 
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Do It Once Right posted:Hello, I'm a morbidly obese american and I can answer this question. lol u mad
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol u mad and a faggort
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol u mad little bitch just doesn't want to pay road taxes or is calvins dad who was really a little whiny bitch about it too really the only unfunny calvin and hobbes were the ones about his dad working on his bicycle and bitching
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Aug 20, 2015 01:15
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when you think about it driving a car is like being on the internet. suddenly youre a big tough guy because those other guys cant physically hurt you
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Afro posted:when you think about it driving a car is like being on the internet. suddenly youre a big tough guy because those other guys cant physically hurt you Seatbelts, crumple-zones, safety glass, and airbags have messed up some very necessary natural selection. Cars with these features should be heavily taxed to pay for additional bike lanes and dedicated multipurpose paths.
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Aug 20, 2015 01:41
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Do It Once Right posted:Hello, I'm a morbidly obese american and I can answer this question. FYI, everybody thinks you ride a bike to work because you got DUIs
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:FYI, everybody thinks you ride a bike to work because you got DUIs lol this right here. We actually had a woman a county over last year who ran down a cyclist and nearly killed him. She's a tiny little women, mother of 3, no criminal record. Turns out the guy she ran down was a drunk who lost his licence in a DUI accident wherein he severely injured her daughter. She hosed that dude up, he can't even walk anymore. Judge was cool though and gave her a slap on the wrist. A good woman. TL;DR: All cyclists are drunk fuckups.
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:FYI, everybody thinks you ride a bike to work because you got DUIs Nah, they know if I did I wouldn't be able to drive my company car to get to meetings. Bunch of insecure sads in this thread. Sorry ya'll intimidated by strangers exercising, I guess?
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Do It Once Right posted:Nah, they know if I did I wouldn't be able to drive my company car to get to meetings. lol "hello can i please borrow the car? i need it to go a meeting, because i'm an adult"
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Aug 20, 2015 02:42
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Do It Once Right posted:Nah, they know if I did I wouldn't be able to drive my company car to get to meetings. lol at a loving saying ya'll, you probably sound like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3 stupid loving idiot
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i was driving to the store yesterday when i saw a blind man with a cane carrying a baby walking on the side of the road. gotta be worth at least a million points if you smashed a vehicle into him at a high rate of speed
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can't figure out what the cop's response is going to be
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nomadologique posted:can't figure out what the cop's response is going to be prolly tell the bikers to get on the sidewalk
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Do It Once Right posted:Nah, they know if I did I wouldn't be able to drive my company car to get to meetings. Get off my road when you "excersise" human being I'll hit you when your checking your fit bit
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JB50 posted:Heh bicyclists: 
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JB50 posted:Heh bicyclists: fuckin lol
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