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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The standalone movies or whatever are just essentially the same loving timeframe of the Episodes 1-3.

The Boba fett one is Attack of the clones and Revenge of the Sith.

The Vader movie is all three prequel movies.


Guess who's not in it?

loving Jar-Jar, he has been erased.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nice, cant wait for this, thanks op, feeling good now

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
*in a lateral lisp* shtar warsh

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



We's a gonna war?!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I thought Disney was bankrupt. Who is loaning them money to make poo poo movies?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I thought Disney was bankrupt. Who is loaning them money to make poo poo movies?

scrooge mcduck

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I thought Disney was bankrupt. Who is loaning them money to make poo poo movies?

the people who paid 8 billion dollars to see the avengers.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK10F6iA8E

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Seriously there's going to be so many star wars movies that Red letter Media will go bankrupt from spending all their budget making plinket reviews.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
the new sw movies should star mickey mouse, that would be so cool!!!!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I also like that Abrams paid a bunch of asian people to fake outrage that Star Wars did not have any asians in there so 1) It would get the attention of china and also build up to where he revealed that some chinese action movie guy would be in the second movie 2) get those sweet white guilt dollars.

It just goes to show that the franchise is being headed by very responsible businessmen instead of whatever George Lucas was.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Taint Reaper posted:

I also like that Abrams paid a bunch of asian people to fake outrage that Star Wars did not have any asians in there so 1) It would get the attention of china and also build up to where he revealed that some chinese action movie guy would be in the second movie 2) get those sweet white guilt dollars.

It just goes to show that the franchise is being headed by very responsible businessmen instead of whatever George Lucas was.

if anyone responds to this they are admitting they like getting taint reaped

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

A misanthrope posted:

if anyone responds to this they are admitting they like getting taint reaped

Seriously guilting white people out of their money is a lucrative market. Just look at Hillary Clinton's campaign video that was leaked.

We all really are sinners. That was something that Yoda said.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
if anyone here responds i'm going to make fun of you

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

A misanthrope posted:

if anyone here responds i'm going to make fun of you

Oh boy there's nothing more than I fear in this world than someone's dull wit.

Hold on let me melt some loving butter, maybe then we'll finally find something that it can cut.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
eagerly awaiting the erotic adventures of yoda movie

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I heard that the Rock was going to play the young yoda

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
star wars is terrible. because the fans are terrible.

yes.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
that bob fatt sure is cool cant wait for a whole movie about him

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

I just think the idea of boba fett working his way up to bounty hunter by being a space coyote ugly dancer is passé...

Bosch: boba... I can't respect you if you do this...
Boba: I... I need the money....

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
in empire they send the walkers down to destroy the shield generators because the shields keep the big ships from just bombing the gently caress out of snow world and then when the generators blow up i guess they just forgot what the plan was because vader just beams down for a stroll or whatever the gently caress i don't even know

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Luke... I am your black father

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

that bob fatt sure is cool cant wait for a whole movie about him



Small side character with only a handful of lines throughout the series; gets punkd down into the sarlacc on accident by loving lando

Yep wanna see a whole movie bout this dude he sure is fierce...

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

um EXCUSE ME

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

to be fair Han didn't do much else in the movie and this one thing he DID do he did while blind and on accident like a retard

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
this gif sums up jedi for me

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
next thing they'll remake is Frozen so that the blonde girls lesbianism is more overt and in your face

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Heh heh whoopsie !!! Sorry star wars fans but ive never seen the ot, just the prequals and i thought theyre pretty swell

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

that bob fatt sure is cool cant wait for a whole movie about him



mods?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

this gif sums up jedi for me



he's using the force with his feet you rear end in a top hat

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

this gif sums up jedi for me



Look at this scrub who doesn't know what a force kick is.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think they should make a remake of roots with binx instead of levar.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

unpacked robinhood posted:

he's using the force with his feet you rear end in a top hat


Demonachizer posted:

Look at this scrub who doesn't know what a force kick is.

loving star wars apologists :argh:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
When disney runs out of action oriented fodder from the sw universe I hope they make a movie thats like a faux biopic about the band at mos eisley.

Or maybe a rom com about how luke's aunt bureau and uncle owen got together.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

thathonkey posted:

aunt bureau

um EXCUSE ME

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

They should cross star wars with marvel to piss off both fan bases and make trillions

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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I like jar jar i think hes a cool character. I was hoping for some more back story to flesh out the character a little more gently caress jj gaybrams

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