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HEY EVERYONE IM AN MMA FIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW IM AN MMA FIGHTER?????????? WELL YOU WILL BECAUSE I WONT EVER SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT IT
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*is Johny Hendricks* *gently cradles Robbie Lawler's balls with the back of his neck for two rounds*
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Aug 19, 2015 14:53
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Can I hire you to protect my famil I owe the mafia 60k in gambling debts can't exactly pay you right now but i've got several hundred down on a cert at 3:30
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Aug 19, 2015 14:55
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Beats the absolute poo poo out of ex girlfriend. Blames her from prison
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Aug 19, 2015 14:56
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tap out bro
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Aug 19, 2015 14:56
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*spends more time cuddling sweaty dudes than the average hooker*
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Aug 19, 2015 15:09
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its not gay if its mma
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Aug 19, 2015 15:10
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Hey do you guys like my tapout singlet
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Aug 19, 2015 15:11
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*WEARING TANK TOP THAT PROUDLY SAYS "I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo"*
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Aug 19, 2015 15:12
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Gotta killer new Tap Out sticker on my Monte Carlo, wanna check it out brah?
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Aug 19, 2015 15:12
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"This technique was evolved by himalayan scherpa-monks in the secrecy of their mountain moanstery and is more lethal than kung-fu" *hugs other dude to punch his balls*
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Aug 19, 2015 15:13
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*waits for other guy to slip on sweaty floor, flails fists in general direction of unconscious mans face like a 4year old* SO ALPHA MALE!
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Aug 19, 2015 15:15
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Aug 19, 2015 15:20
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Time to get some really bad tats and beat my spouse I guess. After I guess I'll talk about how its all about putting food on the table for my kids on twitter.
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Aug 19, 2015 15:22
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i can't relate to the op because ive never experienced an mma fighter talking about mma fighting
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Aug 19, 2015 15:23
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- hi
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Ocean Book posted:i can't relate to the op because ive never experienced an mma fighter talking about mma fighting i knew a few mma fighters from university, one was a flatmate from my first year. all were pretty cool and didn't constantly spout mma stuff like the op suggests so dunno 
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Aug 19, 2015 15:26
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what kind of shakes do you drink
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Aug 19, 2015 15:37
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I'm sure mma fans are a lot worse than the actual fighters. Have you ever been to a bar that regularly shows pay per view mma fights then watch all the bros in the parking lot calling each other out afterwards? It's a shameful site to behold.
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Aug 19, 2015 15:38
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*grows up in a trailer*
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Aug 19, 2015 15:49
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maybe a favela
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Aug 19, 2015 15:49
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most manly athlete fighter. *gestures with both hands "Bring it on, bitch"
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Aug 19, 2015 15:58
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lol
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Aug 19, 2015 16:00
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*gets brained damaged for money*
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Aug 19, 2015 16:06
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Oberleutnant posted:*gets brained damaged for money* this is also true of any job in corporate, whether it's dealing with idiots or drinking yourself into oblivion to cope with the poo poo
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Aug 19, 2015 16:07
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Hey I'm not judging.
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Aug 19, 2015 16:07
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that chick from 10 things i hate about you got loving swole, i tell you what
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Aug 19, 2015 16:43
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*punches* *kisck*
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Aug 19, 2015 23:01
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those ears tho
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Aug 19, 2015 23:02
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do i even train?
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Aug 19, 2015 23:05
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mooey thai
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Aug 19, 2015 23:09
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Is MMA real, or fake?
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Aug 19, 2015 23:34
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Yes hello, I'm a very powerful MMA fighter. Would you like to advertise your company on my crotch or rear end?
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Aug 19, 2015 23:41
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In High School we called Wrestling Fag Tag. That's my story.
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Aug 19, 2015 23:43
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Yeah, it's a very long and proud tradition. Welp off to train at Mad Dog'z Anger Factory
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Aug 20, 2015 00:11
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I'm old, shity, and retarded, but I'm gonna gently caress you up in the octagoon
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Aug 20, 2015 00:18
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bends forward, exposes winklejohn
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Aug 20, 2015 00:19
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has there ever been a fighter pilot turned mma fighter? or vice versa
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Aug 20, 2015 00:23
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Vanessa subtly checkin her out also is so hot god. Unrelated but do you have a bigger version of this, asking for a friend.
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Aug 20, 2015 01:38
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they won't let me in the club wearing ed hardy?? that's loving bullshit man! *punches a stop sign* yo, he started it.
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