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texaholic posted:*WEARING TANK TOP THAT PROUDLY SAYS "I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo"* this idiot was so alpha male that he did a domestic abuse in a big way and now he is completely hosed for the rest of his life
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i have an mma AV, ama
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Aug 20, 2015 02:06
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DGAF knuckle tattoos are way cool
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Aug 20, 2015 02:08
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exethan posted:DGAF knuckle tattoos are way cool is that what he tunes his ukulele?
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ROFLburger posted:this idiot was so alpha male that he did a domestic abuse in a big way and now he is completely hosed for the rest of his life I feel like anyone with a neck tattoo has already hosed up their life anyway
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i would never fight my mama
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Aug 20, 2015 04:32
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Does anyone know my last name? I can't remember since the tattoo is on my back and the one on my stomach is upside down when I look at it
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exethan posted:DGAF knuckle tattoos are way cool These dudes will fight anytime, anywhere.
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Aug 20, 2015 05:09
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*Spends entire fight 69ing with opponent*
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Aug 20, 2015 05:24
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Aug 20, 2015 05:32
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*throws fights* *keeps it a secret for maybe another five years*
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Aug 20, 2015 05:33
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*Talks a bunch of poo poo about training and technique* *still loses to GSP superman punch*
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Aug 20, 2015 05:37
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I am calling out michael bisping
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Aug 20, 2015 06:30
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i made $8000 last year.
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Aug 20, 2015 06:36
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Agag posted:i made $8000 last year. I'm glad dana white took away fighters ability to get ad contracts. I feel like they weren't fighting hard enough but now they're gonna have to fight much harder.
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Bip Roberts posted:I'm glad dana white took away fighters ability to get ad contracts. I feel like they weren't fighting hard enough but now they're gonna have to fight much harder. "Kill yourselves for my amusement, monkeys. I beat off to KOs." - Dana White
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1)Gets in front mount 2)Punches person in zygomatic facial nerve 3)Gets paid by sponsors to endorse energy drink/poison in a can 4)Gets arrested for beating up chicks and being a jabroni 5)Goes to Prison and gets punched in zygomatic facial nerve
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Aug 20, 2015 06:44
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The "dog wiping its rear end on the carpet" is a top level mma move On stevia and weed I am faster and a better fighter than I was in my 20's Proceeds to get my rear end handed to me in most fights
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crazycarl posted:The "dog wiping its rear end on the carpet" is a top level mma move That's Shinya Aoki and that technique is called "butt-scooting" it is an very honorable zhoo-zitsu technique. Shinya Aoki is hilarious 
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Aug 20, 2015 07:34
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future generations will be so confused about why there's so much gay foreplay porn with no payoff from this era
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The Protagonist posted:future generations will be so confused about why there's so much gay foreplay porn with no payoff from this era 
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this is a great example, look at the guy jumping in from the left and pointing at the boner, like "there it is! there's the boner! I'm not even gonna touch it I'm just gonna point at it!" and this will drive the future equivalent of millennials crazy
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"Without Testosterone Replacement Therapy, I literally couldn't do this. I wouldn't even be able to get up in the morning. I might not even be alive." -TRT is BANNED- "Yeah, I'm still fighting. It's cool."
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Aug 20, 2015 08:16
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*starts to bleed for no reason*
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*BENCH PRESSES FOR 10 HOURS*
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Aug 20, 2015 08:35
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Aug 20, 2015 08:46
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Nicely done
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Aug 20, 2015 08:57
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*todo list* take him down impose my will leave it all in the ring
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Aug 20, 2015 08:58
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whoflungpoop posted:*todo list* lol none of that poo poo's gonna work if you don't have "that look in your eyes" bro
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Aug 20, 2015 09:01
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*cosplays as Bane*
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Aug 20, 2015 09:18
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post the Russian mafia dudes with dead eyes please
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Aug 20, 2015 09:36
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lets rub our cocks toghetr
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Aug 20, 2015 09:43
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i'd like to do an mma but i'm terrified of physical confrontation and i dont want people to see my tiny pecker through the lycra shorts.
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