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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
call me a hipster but you pretty much need to wear glasses like this:



or else you look like this:












what are some other kinds of glasses that don't make you look like you touch kids? don't say transition lenses

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
All glasses are pedo glass

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

All glasses are pedo glass

yes i must agree. Someone report the OP

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

rimless obv

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

All glasses are pedo glass

oh poo poo noooooo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

All glasses are pedo glass

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Contacts are good if you don't want to gently caress a child.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Real recognize real!!!

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
gotta wear contacts otherwise its assumed u "contact" the children

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
lol who wears glasses anymore what is this 1930 get back in ur polio machine

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Penile contact, with a human

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Contacts are good if you don't want to gently caress a child.

i got stimagisms or whatever tho lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

i got stimagisms or whatever tho lol

would you rather have stigmatism or stigma from loving children?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
stigmatism? i dunno

my eyes is hosed (unlike any kids who i interact with)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I wear prescription athletic goggles wherever I go

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
But would you rather have stigmatism, stigma from loving children or stigmata?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

[pedo catholic priest joke]

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ok this is prob the least rapey answer

do you think Target Optical carries them??

shreks machine
May 24, 2015
if ur a hipster u can wear anythinf ironicly #lifehacks

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Go grab yourself a pair of these bad boys

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

swampland posted:

Go grab yourself a pair of these bad boys



what's up with his lovely little teeth

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
it is a child it has child teeth

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nefarious posted:

what's up with his lovely little teeth

Worn away by Catholicism

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

omg what

shreks machine
May 24, 2015

Nefarious posted:

what's up with his lovely little teeth

whatz wrong with your teeth

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

yeah editor-style glasses are good

i think those are going to be my next pair


also Falling Down and Michael Douglas are badass

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

yeah editor-style glasses are good

i think those are going to be my next pair


also Falling Down and Michael Douglas are badass

Wifebeater yes. Paedophile no.


Sun bleach yes.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

stigmatism? i dunno

my eyes is hosed (unlike any kids who i interact with)

Do you have trouble discerning someones age because you can't see them properly?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

amityville anus posted:

Wifebeater yes. Paedophile no.


i'm cool with looking like a devilishly handsome wifebeater


Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Do you have trouble discerning someones age because you can't see them properly?

i go by how tight they feel on my dick

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
Check out the options on that optical4less site advertised in SAMart. I've bought some $15 pairs and they're not bad.. of course they have more expensive options than the cheapest.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

amityville anus posted:

Wifebeater yes. Paedophile no.


Sun bleach yes.

Michael Gross no.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
How do you feel about 20 years of sun bleach due to being stuck in traffic?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TwoFire posted:

Check out the options on that optical4less site advertised in SAMart. I've bought some $15 pairs and they're not bad.. of course they have more expensive options than the cheapest.

cheap glasses that don't make me look like a chomo? hell yeah yes please

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


ephebephile spotted

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
u ever wish ur hair was made out of plastic

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