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so due to my everlasting chagrin and dismay the paranormal/conspiracy subforum has been shut down, muzzled like so many activists at the hands of that most oppressive regime of moderation. so in tribute i'd like to post some brand new conspiracy theories the likes of which the forms have never seen!! to begin: -that aliens have invaded the planet is a bit of a misnomer, as it turns out that people are the planet and earth is the alien invasion -mongolia doesn't really exist -joseph stalin was a fictional character played by a cia plant to discredit communism -the cia was actually formed in 1907, not 1947 -everything that ever could be already was due to the nature of infinity, everything is predetermined and we have already died and currently reside in what mortals call hell -9/11 was a hoax, and will one day be considered a textbook case of mass hysteria. if you look closely, you will discover that the twin towers are actually still standing -jesus christ was right and god is real, but the rapture actually already happened in in the 5th century, spurring the fall of the roman empire -vinyl actually provides a degree of warmth in audio not present in digital media -gluten supports higher order intelligence, and the fad against it is a plot by the elite to promote mass ignorance well that's my ideas goons, let me know what you think
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This poo poo thread isn't actually poo poo
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Aug 20, 2015 02:31
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none of us are real we're just posting bots and you can't prove otherwise
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jesus is jewish
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conspiracy busted
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Moridin920 posted:none of us are real we're just posting bots and you can't prove otherwise descartes would like a word
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Doctor J Off posted:descartes would like a word you can prove you exist to yourself but you can't prove that I exist furthermore, I don't think you exist
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i think you need to get a clue
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Doctor J Off posted:descartes would like a word
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Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers was actually a government plot to brainwash children into liking cheese in order to better support the dairy industry
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PotatoManJack posted:Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers was actually a government plot to brainwash children into liking cheese in order to better support the dairy industry i watched that show, and now i eat brie cheese? what the hell?
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:This poo poo thread isn't actually poo poo
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i dont know if you are somehow "conspiring" against everyone on this forum, but i find this thread and the facts within it to be very "murky" and "racist"
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dad gay. so what posted:i dont know if you are somehow "conspiring" against everyone on this forum, but i find this thread and the facts within it to be very "murky" and "racist" a conspiracy is by definition made up of multiple people so i cant personally conspire against the forums
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Doctor J Off posted:a conspiracy is by definition made up of multiple people so i cant personally conspire against the forums you, the cubans, the mob, the CIA.
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forum user "dad gay. so what"'s account has been acquired for distribution amongst the people. do not fear, for soon you will see that the change benefits the many at the expense of only the few
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the rapture on is legit good
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The government does not have the best interests of the citizens in mind
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Doctor J Off posted:forum user "dad gay. so what"'s account has been acquired for distribution amongst the people. do not fear, for soon you will see that the change benefits the many at the expense of only the few whatever. im gonna go back to my adjustable bed, i have esophagus cancer and i have a morphine drip that helps me swallow. you made me swallow really hard for a second though.
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:This poo poo thread isn't actually poo poo i'll do my best to change this
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angerbeet posted:The government does not have the best interests of the citizens in mind bernie sanders and donald trump are the same person a la mrs. doubtfire
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dad gay. so what posted:you made me swallow really hard for a second though. 
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the government is releasing infected bedbugs into buildings, and when you get bit they inject a mind control drug
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What's the deal with forum poster "Doctor J Off?" What kind of game is he playing?
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the illuminati is real but not really a secret cabal with a name, but more so just whenever a couple of rich fucks get together at a party or golf and decide to gently caress everybody else. wait a sec
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Women are an alien life form that are collectively formed of the earth to drain the life force of men, who were free angels drawn to nectar like bees, and have installed taps on all men Angels to drain their soul and bind them to gravity forever. Also, nasa is gay.
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the sun only provides the earth with light. heat comes from the earth's magma core. seasons are explained by the tilting of the earth on it's axis, causing the magma to shift. this is my Geothermal Theroum.
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They don't make space suits for large chested women. Why should women with huge breasts not be allowed in space?
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the guy who killed jfk was a micronaut cooking meth inside of the presidents head, and his lab exploded, back and to the left, back and to the left
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jews didnt do 9/11
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there's a russian moon base just on the edge of the dark side of the moon, nobody acknowledges it because it would cost too much to bring the corpses back to earth
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Aug 20, 2015 05:10
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Every time you jack it, a Satan gets its horns.
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FYAD is a figment of niggerstomper58's imagination
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mdm posted:FYAD is a figment of niggerstomper58's imagination This one is true
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your posting is actually good
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PotatoManJack posted:Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers was actually a government plot to brainwash children into liking cheese in order to better support the dairy industry
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Aug 20, 2015 05:21
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farts are actually unstately humors leaving the body on their way to Cleveland
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Chip companies promote Moore's Law because they can just sit on technological advances and only need to double every 18 months.
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Doctor J Off posted:descartes would like a word sartre would like a word
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- hi