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rule number one, don't let anyone know how much money you have from selling crack because your peers will hold contempt for you this goes double if your friends smoke crack themselves, they'll likely rob you for it edit: seriously Mandator fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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Eagerly awaiting the other 9 drug rules
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Aug 20, 2015 04:15
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rule number two, show discretion, your enemies will trust me, i've had to defend myself
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Aug 20, 2015 04:16
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rule number four, never consume drugs that you have purchased with the intent of selling, for you will instead consume all of your drugs that were intended to be your source of income and then have no money with which to buy more drugs, be either for profit or recreation
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Aug 20, 2015 04:17
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rule number three, be careful who you trust even your mother will turn you in if properly compensated
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Aug 20, 2015 04:18
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rule number five, don't sell crack from your house, regardless of how much money you stand to make. if you are pressured by your customers, just tell them to leave
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Aug 20, 2015 04:20
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this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. gently caress you op
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Aug 20, 2015 04:30
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PromethiumX posted:this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. rule number six, this guy sucks dix
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Aug 20, 2015 04:33
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PromethiumX posted:this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. rule number seven, i hope somebody kills you and you don't go to heaven
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Aug 20, 2015 04:34
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Mandator posted:rule number six, this guy sucks dix He's right. You're probably as old and white as your avatar.
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Aug 20, 2015 04:34
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PromethiumX posted:this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. rule number eight, it's your posts that i hate
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Aug 20, 2015 04:34
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i commanded your mom to take a crack at my dick last night, op.
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Aug 20, 2015 04:34
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PromethiumX posted:this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. rule number nine, i'm going to gently caress your rear end from behind
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Aug 20, 2015 04:35
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PromethiumX posted:this is a lame rear end attempt at intellectualizing rap lyrics. rule number ten, i'd do 9 again, then i'd cum on your chin
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Aug 20, 2015 04:35
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gotta go, gotta go
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Aug 20, 2015 04:36
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Mandator posted:rule number nine, i'm going to gently caress your rear end from behind that's more of a buttcrack commandment
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Aug 20, 2015 04:37
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Hell Yeah posted:i commanded your mom to take a crack at my dick last night, op. keep talking poo poo and see what happens
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Aug 20, 2015 04:49
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*pops trunk*
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Aug 20, 2015 04:51
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uhhn
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Aug 20, 2015 04:52
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never do two illegal things at once no smell no tell no sell
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Aug 20, 2015 04:53
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uhhnsubscribe from somethignawful
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Aug 20, 2015 04:54
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always ask, "ARE YOU A COP?! BECAUSE YOU GOTTA TELL ME IF YOU ARE"
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Aug 20, 2015 05:01
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GentlemanofLeisure posted:He's right. You're probably as old and white as your avatar. uh, mods? blatant agism and sexism itt
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Aug 20, 2015 05:04
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op did you spill your seed?
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Aug 20, 2015 05:31
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gas
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Aug 20, 2015 05:50
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rule # 7 while doing rips off tin foil is convenient and easily disposable, you will get a much better hit if you get some steel wool, a stem and a bottle and assemble yourself a proper crack pipe
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Aug 20, 2015 12:07
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I suspect ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack
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Aug 20, 2015 12:25
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Rule #10: Break all the rules.
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Aug 20, 2015 12:30
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Whatever happened to 'Don't get high on your own supply'?
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Aug 20, 2015 12:57
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Mandator posted:keep talking poo poo and see what happens Roses b red Violets is blue Ain't nobody here A feared of you Crack b whack Coke is too Ain't you a beta I'm a cucking you
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Aug 20, 2015 13:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frlio33bxJY
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Aug 20, 2015 13:01
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I got blood running down my thighs and I'm feeling remorse/ blood's coming out my rear end cos i hosed a horse/ -kenneth pinyan, 9/11/01
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Aug 20, 2015 13:51
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if you don't have the client base to sell this kilogram of financed cocaine quickly, pay cash up front instead. the lenders will want their capital back. hmm, good advice.
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Aug 20, 2015 14:55
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Bokito posted:Whatever happened to 'Don't get high on your own supply'? Rule #4, buddy. Jeez, somebody needs to go to remedial sunday school.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:53
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little munchkin posted:Rule #10: Break all the rules. 
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Aug 20, 2015 17:59
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Never let a crackhead crash on your sofa, or work on your car. Paranoia is a bitch. Smoke weed instead you assholes!
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Sep 5, 2015 11:56
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easiest way to get crack is to sell crack
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Selling crack to yourself sounds like a good plan.
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