ITT you are a hipster getting cucked

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Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

*enters starbucks to see wife getting railed by a randy half negroid*

I wanted a caramel machiato, not a cuck-from-a-mulatto!!!

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Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Idiot.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:15

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Sorry, I mean Civilization 5, the hit game from the man himself, Sid Meier. I don't know what you're going on about

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:16

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

a bit overshot, but i commend your effort. B+

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:16

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I was in her before everyone else

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

*watches his girl getting violently spit roasted*

*strokes hipster beard, bemusedly*

"Ah yes, that is some good pussy or at least it was when I discovered it 3 years ago. Now everyone's acting like it's the best thing ever and I'm so over it."

*sips flat white coffee*

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Aug 20, 2015

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:19

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

lil b can gently caress my bitch

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:21

Silvah: Aug 27, 2004; s0me

This is the new intellectual thing. I mean, all the great intellectuals are doing it. I bet Ayn Rand was into this. I mean, I knew about it before it was cool, now it's getting kinda mainstream and boring to me.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:26

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

*watches his girl getting violently spit roasted*

*strokes hipster beard, bemusedly*

"Ah yes, that is some good pussy or at least it was when I discovered it 3 years ago. Now everyone's acting like it's the best thing ever and I'm so over it."

*sips flat white coffee*

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:24

naem: May 29, 2011

The luelinks "eti" smooty chicken :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:27

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

Eh, I cheated before it was cool. Poser bitch.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:35

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Al Nipper posted:

*enters starbucks to see wife getting railed by a randy half negroid*

I wanted a caramel machiato, not a cuck-from-a-mulatto!!!

Lol

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:38

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

It would be really loving ableist of me to complain about it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:09

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

*Ironically wears t-shirt with picture of the cucker on it with "WORLD'S GREATEST FRIEND" printed below*

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:13

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Hmmmmm?

*remains unemployed*

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:25

ASIC v Danny Bro: May 1, 2012; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL

Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Al Nipper posted:

I wanted a caramel machiato, not a cuck-from-a-mulatto!!!

I don't go to Starbucks, I go to another coffee joint.

You've probably never heard about it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:30

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I came into my wife before it was cool

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:38

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

i'm poly

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:39

Aryu Kiddimeh: Nov 9, 2012

Oh yea, this is paradise

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:23

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

Wizard Master posted:

Idiot.

Wrong

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:28

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

*walks in on girlfriend being railed by 5 grad students*

"Hold on, this isn't the women's studies class???"

"Actually honey, it is."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FodfkqfJrhQ

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:33

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Free coffee I guess.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:34

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Roy posted:

*walks in on girlfriend being railed by 5 grad students*

"Hold on, this isn't the women's studies class???"

"Actually honey, it is."

fast car would have fit so much better

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:38

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

*Sips Macchiato*

It's a good thing I'm a feminist or I might take offense to my wife having sex with strangers in a relationship that wasn't explicitly open until this very moment. Huffington Post is going to love me for the article I'm about to submit!

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:42

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

holy cow, i did not expect the cuck meme, out of nowhere in gbs! for the fweaking win!!

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:48

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

for the win used to be a bannable offense

how far we've fallen

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:49

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

for the win used to be a bannable offense

how far we've fallen

at least we've made it a few minutes without a loving image macro

those were just as dumb in 2003.. and often made nearly as much sense.

oh man monkey cheez

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:51

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Every time someone posts about cucking my immediate thought is that they're projecting

Is there a term in psychology for that more specific than "projecting?"

# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:57

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

im going to kill you with a stanley knife, OP

# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:00

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Xaris posted:

holy cow, i did not expect the cuck meme, out of nowhere in gbs! for the fweaking win!!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:52

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
(and can't post for 2 years!)

me, sitting on a beanbag chair whilt viewing my droopy eyed partner getting facefucked by my pal Daryl: my aching heart brings out the bitterness of my organic free trade pumpkin spice expresiatio but im glad to see my two best friends act so empowered and also i have a sad boner that aims downwards

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:57