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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that, i'll roll in around noon or whatever
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anybody else not going? it's boring nad it sucks and i hate it maybe if we all don't go they'll just cancel it?
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Aug 20, 2015 14:14
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my boss lives over a thousand miles away, he wouldn't notice if i didn't go in
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Aug 20, 2015 14:16
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Where's Mandator? I'm to inform everyone that Shirley from accounts receivable brought in doughnuts for everyone, have you seen Mandator?
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Aug 20, 2015 14:18
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ashgromnies posted:my boss lives over a thousand miles away, he wouldn't notice if i didn't go in got a similar sitch going on
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Aug 20, 2015 14:19
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i'm on a two hour lunch break i already worked five hours this morning
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Aug 20, 2015 14:19
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don't bother you've already been fired and replaced 
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Aug 20, 2015 14:23
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My boss isn't going to be there today so of course I'm going, can't wait to get paid to post all day long
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Aug 20, 2015 14:57
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Aug 20, 2015 14:58
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im quitting today
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Aug 20, 2015 14:58
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not even joking, meeting at 11:30am wherein i discuss leaving the company
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Aug 20, 2015 14:58
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good for you man
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Aug 20, 2015 15:00
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that sounded kind of snarky, but it is probably the most genuine thing i've said on gbs
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Aug 20, 2015 15:00
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Anyone else work for Jews? *everyone's hands go up* Yup, thought so.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:01
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Mandator posted:that sounded kind of snarky, but it is probably the most genuine thing i've said on gbs thanks
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Aug 20, 2015 15:01
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What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down What is life? I'm tired of life
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Aug 20, 2015 15:04
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Don't have to work today. Sitting in my boxers enjoying my morning coffee, thinking about getting a second cup.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:06
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kill your boss
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Aug 20, 2015 15:07
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I'm not going in because I'm sick. you should try that op. whether you actually are sick or not doesn't matter
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Aug 20, 2015 15:15
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I basically just shitpost at work and have a meeting every now and then
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Aug 20, 2015 15:16
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TEAYCHES posted:not even joking, meeting at 11:30am wherein i discuss leaving the company Stick it to the man!
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Aug 20, 2015 15:31
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TEAYCHES posted:not even joking, meeting at 11:30am wherein i discuss leaving the company Countdown to THS's future funemployment!
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Aug 20, 2015 15:32
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One of the most devastating moments of my life was realizing how as accurate this movie was 15 years later, which means it's still going to be accurate well after I'm dead and buried.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:35
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i just started grad school and it looks like a lot of scary work
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Aug 20, 2015 15:36
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It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my rear end off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:36
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The trick is to befriend certain key figures while appearing at least halfway competent and then you get promoted eventually.
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notZaar posted:One of the most devastating moments of my life was realizing how as accurate this movie was 15 years later, which means it's still going to be accurate well after I'm dead and buried. its worse now because there arent even cubicles and lumbergh pretends to be your best friend
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It's 16:43 and I have 100% mentally checked out Gonna go to the gym to reboot the body
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Aug 20, 2015 15:43
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does anyone else sometimes wish they could just do nothing with their lives until they die
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Aug 20, 2015 15:45
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Frog Act posted:does anyone else sometimes wish they could just do nothing with their lives until they die Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do poo poo.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:46
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Frog Act posted:does anyone else sometimes wish they could just do nothing with their lives until they die but for real, god yes, every day, yes
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Aug 20, 2015 15:47
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Frog Act posted:does anyone else sometimes wish they could just do nothing with their lives until they die That's what people who work in an office do, m8.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:47
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i want to get a lazy office bureaucrat job one day
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Aug 20, 2015 15:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMpsiVPQzU
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Aug 20, 2015 15:52
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i actually have a poo poo ton to do i just can't do it anymore not today anyway
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Aug 20, 2015 15:54
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just finished my masters now its time to sit on my balls for 3 months looking for a job unsuccesfully until i resign myself to doing a phd unless i get lucky and get run over and die lol gently caress this gay earth
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Aug 20, 2015 15:58
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babypolis posted:just finished my masters now its time to sit on my balls for 3 months looking for a job unsuccesfully until i resign myself to doing a phd unless i get lucky and get run over and die lol gently caress this gay earth Give yourself six months if you are actually trying to get a job.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:59
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Anyone else work for Jews? our ceo is a very white man who lives in a big mansion if anyone is "the man" i've often heard about it is him
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A misanthrope posted:our ceo is a very white man who lives in a big mansion
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