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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
i hope it happens. soon

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
proibably has some dope hang going on

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
I vote suicide.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Over/Under on him being found hanging by a bedsheet in his cell?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Yeah lets be honest he's gonna suicide.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Kinda odd someone with hundreds of thousands of dollars can't hire good mental healthcare specialists.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Kinda odd someone with hundreds of thousands of dollars can't hire good mental healthcare specialists.

guess he figured why hire the metal healthcare specialist when he could just hire the guy who is trafficking child sex victims :shrug:

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
How old were the girls he had sex with? We're they 7 or 17? I think that might determine his chances at getting a whuppin.

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


Mad Monk posted:

Wonder if he's gotten a prison foot long yet.

5

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

actually, it's 12"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Libelous Slander posted:

actually, it's 12"

actually it is an 11"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

actually it is an 11"

its 5 dollars though, starting in Subtember! rape lol

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
oh i thought this guy was an original jokester, but turns out the joke was ripped from the very pages of GBS????

Vintimus Prime posted:

Hope he likes those foot longs he will be getting in the slammer

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
check this out

take a child

now take sex

now combine the 2

lol!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
wait WHAT THE gently caress

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
That can't be for real, is it?

Edit: Holy poo poo it is! :vince:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
perhaps he can be a spokesman for doobie's doghouse in reform, alabama

five dollar long dogs lol

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
We live in a great society

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Mad Monk posted:

That can't be for real, is it?

http://nypost.com/cover/

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

what do u think his skin looks like

he doesn't have skin, just scales

reptilians and all

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Yeah lets be honest he's gonna suicide.
Nah he'll just "find God" in jail like most paedo scum.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

jBrereton posted:

Nah he'll just "find God" in jail like most paedo scum.

Huh, I didnt know "God" was A FOOTLONG PENIS IN YOUR BUTT!!!! LOL

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I wonder if he'll get fat again cuz of unhealthy prison food and lack of low cal sandwiches

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation :smug:

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Mad Monk posted:

That can't be for real, is it?

Edit: Holy poo poo it is! :vince:

NY post

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
i love hearing long island jewish italian soccer moms talk about how bubba is going to gently caress a white man in the rear end

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

jBrereton posted:

Nah he'll just "find God" in jail like most paedo scum.

hahaha nice!

hey you know what? what if he gets to prison and the cell is dark and he hears a voice from the shadows say "Jared, have you ever been where no man has gone before?" Then the owner of the voice leans into the light and it's Aatrek?!! :laffo:

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Prison rape.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

hehe

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
"Dont drop the soap!!" - suburban housewife who hasnt had sex in 35 years

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

"Dont drop the soap!!" - suburban housewife who hasnt had sex in 35 years

dont sign your posts

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
fuckk

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
Fred DeLuca has gone to jail?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


veggie delite

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/obama-to-entertainers-stop-making-jokes-about-prison-rape/

B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama posted:

“We should not tolerate conditions in prison that have no place in any civilized country,” Obama said to applause. “We should not be tolerating overcrowding in prison. We should not be tolerating gang activity in prison.”

“We should not be tolerating rape in prison, and we shouldn’t be making jokes about it in our popular culture,” Obama added. “That is no joke. These things are unacceptable.”

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tbqh it seems to me that we should use different words for people who rape babies and people who pay 17-year-olds for sex

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Mozi posted:

tbqh it seems to me that we should use different words for people who rape babies and people who pay 17-year-olds for sex

while we are at it we should do the same thing for nonconsenting sex in differing circumstances. if you have sex with a minor we'll call it rape, if you are forcibly penetrated by an inmate with a 12 inch penis it can be called "judicial administration!" lol :c00lbutt:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Libelous Slander posted:

while we are at it we should do the same thing for nonconsenting sex in differing circumstances. if you have sex with a minor we'll call it rape, if you are forcibly penetrated by an inmate with a 12 inch penis it can be called "judicial administration!" lol :c00lbutt:

Or "welcome to cell block C"

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old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
I hope they rape jerd ayy lmao.

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