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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Hollywood? More like Holly-WEIRD!

New York? More like Jew-York!

Red states? More like Redneck States!

GBS? More like faggotville!

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poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Kid you just blew the lid off this whole mess.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Washington Dick Cuck

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Miami? More like My-Amy . . . . gently caress! (harder than it looks)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Indiana? In Diana!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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amityville anus posted:

Indiana? In Diana!

Diana sounds like a skank!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The only people who really care about LA are the people in LA. They are flabbergasted when they discover most of the world doesn't give a poo poo about LA.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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BigBoss posted:

The only people who really care about LA are the people in LA. They are flabbergasted when they discover most of the world doesn't give a poo poo about LA.

So the exact same as the Bay area and the Pacific Northwest

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Hollywood is a cesspool of homeless people. I find it funny that people would come visit LA just to see Hollywood. I sometimes wish I could read their minds as they pass the upteenth cardboard box home on Hollywood blvd.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I'm from Toilet, PA.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tony Homo posted:

Hollywood is a cesspool of homeless people. I find it funny that people would come visit LA just to see Hollywood. I sometimes wish I could read their minds as they pass the upteenth cardboard box home on Hollywood blvd.

lol


LA is pretty good though as long as you live in a not lovely part like Hollywood or Van Nuys or something

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nooner posted:

lol


LA is pretty good though as long as you live in a not lovely part like Hollywood or Van Nuys or something

LA is fine so long as you live in San Diego, Palm Springs or Santa Barbara and never go to LA

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

lol


LA is pretty good though as long as you live in a not lovely part like Hollywood or Van Nuys or something

You mean Northridge or Sherman Oaks or Porter Ranch. Van Nuys blows.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
how about, NO, and shut up california BITCHES

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Ooh boy here come the West coast goons trying to rationalize living in their cesspits.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Nooner posted:

lol


LA is pretty good though as long as you live in a not lovely part like Hollywood or Van Nuys or something

someone already beat me to it but I want to reiterate you're a loving moron for thinking VAN NUYS of all places is cool

like holy poo poo

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
One time I had a guy give another guy a handjob in the backseat of the car I was driving. We were stuck in traffic so they had plenty of time

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
It's where you go after you strike oil while shooting at food.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


DeusExMachinima posted:

someone already beat me to it but I want to reiterate you're a loving moron for thinking VAN NUYS of all places is cool

like holy poo poo

its where he goes to school :kiddo:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

DeusExMachinima posted:

someone already beat me to it but I want to reiterate you're a loving moron for thinking VAN NUYS of all places is cool

like holy poo poo

lol okay that was written poorly, those were my examples of lovely parts

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
im the mass of encamped homeless people one block away from where white people go to art galleries

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Actually I have a Van Nuys story, when I got a new phone it like wasnt working and google said that the t-mobile store in Van Nuys was the closest one to me even though it totally wasnt and so I went there to get it fixed and it was all sketchy and I was afraid someone would kill me cause Im white but after I got my phone fixed I went back to my car and there was a $200 all folded up and clipped together with one of those little office binder clips in the street right next to my car door, I assumed it was drug money cause, you know, Van Nuys, so I kept it and used it to pay for my smog/registration which was due

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

BigBoss posted:

The only people who really care about LA are the people in LA. They are flabbergasted when they discover most of the world doesn't give a poo poo about LA.

Nah, we don't give a poo poo about you guys.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Booblord Zagats posted:

So the exact same as the Bay area and the Pacific Northwest

And NYC

DeusExMachinima posted:

someone already beat me to it but I want to reiterate you're a loving moron for thinking VAN NUYS of all places is cool

like holy poo poo

Is he saying Hollywood and Van Nuys are the lovely parts or the not-lovely parts

I know nothing of these things as I have never been to California

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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raditts posted:




Is he saying Hollywood and Van Nuys are the lovely parts or the not-lovely parts

I know nothing of these things as I have never been to California

lovely parts.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
new york's alright if you wanna get pushed in front of a subway

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
new york's alright if you wanna freeze to death

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i want to show that i also live somewhere being discussed , , ,,

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
new york's alright if you wanna get raped, robbed, or murdered

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
new york's alright if you like saxophones

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

lol if you posted:

new york's alright if you like saxophones

:sax:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
LA is great SD is pretty good

southern california is excellent

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Boston is a loving dump with their lovely accents and stupid Boston Strong saying. gently caress Bostonians.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Moridin920 posted:

LA is great SD is pretty good

southern california is excellent

SD>SB>Palm>the garbage that is the rest of California

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
i smell failed actor

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

rear end is my canvas posted:

i smell failed actor

Worse, west coast Marine who spent 4 years at Edwards AFB with a reserve unit

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Booblord Zagats posted:

SD>SB>Palm>the garbage that is the rest of California

San Diego is a poo poo-show of bros and conservatives.

Santa Barbara is the land of the bourgeois.


QED: You don't know poo poo about California

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Manifest posted:

San Diego is a poo poo-show of bros and conservatives.

Santa Barbara is the land of the bourgeois.


QED: You don't know poo poo about California

You are the human trash that ruins the West Coast. Please go collect welfare back East or live a meaningless life in Iowa, tia

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Manifest posted:

San Diego is a poo poo-show of bros and conservatives.

Santa Barbara is the land of the bourgeois.

this is true tho but SB is still very nice to visit or go check out.

and palm springs is a testament to the hubris of man

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i lived in san diego for a couple of years. it was fun. now i live in LA. it is not fun.

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