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Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

I went to a lame rear end beer tasting bar which was drat near empty that was the pinnacle of excitement in denver

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Welcome to LA, Gringo. or as i call it "Pound Town" cuz thats where I pound brewskies and pussy! BAMF!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Killer Low Life posted:

Denver is loving lame, boring rear end town no wonder pot got legalized. Enjoy your overpriced rear end schwag i get bomb medical for half the price or less

but it has gandalf on the 16th street mall

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i hear techie douches have invaded venice though and that makes me sad :(


tell those stupid fuckheads to :getout:

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

i hear techie douches have invaded venice though and that makes me sad :(


tell those stupid fuckheads to :getout:

The infection took root in Santa Monica and they have been slowly creeping down the coast like a cancer ever since, leaving in their wake endless nail salons, boring corporate retail, and oppressive city ordinances. The entire area is now being called Silicon Beach by this human garbage, matter of time before that part of town is completely consumed by starbucks and subways

My area once gave the world the mighty Black Flag and had dope record stores and venues, now all that was once dope is being eaten away by frat boys and tasteless NIMBY fuckfaces with unholy amounts of money, once they infest your town they ban smoking in public and tattle to cops with noise complaints before the sun goes down

Wish we would take a page from Oakland and kick their loving asses in the street on sight

Killer Low Life fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Aug 21, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
silicon beach wtf


i hope raiders fans give them a right good kicking :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

this is supremely accurate, fyi

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Chinatown posted:

this is supremely accurate, fyi

He should to go downtown LA he'd have a field day

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

I was an alcoholic mess when I lived in Long Beach but I almost miss it. Mile long nightly bar crawl, shows and afterparties any night on the weekend, plenty of blow to go around too. Get your drink orders in by 2, drink em up til' round 4-5am, short break then back to the V Room when they opened up at 6 for irish coffees, rinse repeat. Good times

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
LA is a cool place to be profoundly emotionally disturbed because all things considered you'll still be more functional and less self-loathing than the entire rest of the city and it will make you feel better about yourself

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

lol if you posted:

LA is a cool place to be profoundly emotionally disturbed because all things considered you'll still be more functional and less self-loathing than the entire rest of the city and it will make you feel better about yourself

Reminds me of a conversation I had

Friend: "why do so many people run here?"

Me: "theyre running from their insecurities"

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

who the hell would willingly live on the wc? yeah uuuh let me just walk down to the corner store oh wait that's a 30 minute drive in perfect traffic

oh man i wanna go out and get wild tonight oh wait everyone's tucked in bed by 10 pm on the west coast lmao

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Sorry youre living in a podunk rathole which colors your view of the rest of the world but that sounds nothing like this place. If youre driving 30 minutes for booze youre either in the tourist trap or functionally retarded and ill bet on the latter. A majority of neighborhoods here have liquor stores on every corner.

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Also youre blind and dumb or a loving nerd if you cant find poo poo to do after 10. Youre thinking about Denver.

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me

Moridin920 posted:

i hear techie douches have invaded venice though and that makes me sad :(


tell those stupid fuckheads to :getout:

It's Snapchat's fault

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

i hear techie douches have invaded venice though and that makes me sad :(

of all the trash that inhabits venice you complain about the employed non drug addicted residents?

LA making me loving lol

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Chinatown posted:

of all the trash that inhabits venice you complain about the employed non drug addicted residents?

LA making me loving lol

Depends on your definition of trash, for every good burrito shop or street vendor we lose to a panera Id rather see the techies lynched. Venice's local color is inifinitely more entertaining than the boring homogenization that the techies bring with them

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chinatown posted:

this is supremely accurate, fyi

Bill Burr complains about LA despite relocating their for work and the better weather vs Boston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLnZwt3iYLE

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

etalian posted:

Bill Burr complains about LA despite relocating their for work and the better weather vs Boston.

Boston is dogshit

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
So cal is a shithole full of useless assholes. I'm glad el nino is going to gently caress their poo poo up big time. Enjoy your mudslides and floods douchebags.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Texas? More like Tax-rear end!

Dallas is a surprisingly alright place. People aren't the savage assholes TV makes you think. Ft Worth as a whole really brings down the "No we built a modern city here" vibe though

Houston is a poo poo hole on par with New Orleans

San Antonio wants to be San Diego so bad I'm sure they're trying to plan a way on setting their surroundings on fire every summer

Austin is cool right up until you talk to anyone who A.)Rides a bike B.) Is carrying a guitar case and/or C.) is wearing Birkenstocks

El Paso honest to God reminds me of every city in every third-world country I've been to

If I left anything out it's because it doesn;t matter

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Giraffe posted:

So cal is a shithole full of useless assholes. I'm glad el nino is going to gently caress their poo poo up big time. Enjoy your mudslides and floods douchebags.

Yea im especially excited to see this fucker drown myself. Clean slate this bitch, viva el nino!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

of all the trash that inhabits venice you complain about the employed non drug addicted residents?

LA making me loving lol

bro the drug addict crazy people are the best ones

the techies just whine and drive up prices


one time I was in Venice and some black dude was standing in front of a stick hut thing wearing a grass skirt holding a spear and I asked him what he was doing and he said 'just out here scaring the white folk'

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 21, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Moridin920 posted:




one time I was in Venice and some black dude was standing in front of a stick hut thing wearing a grass skirt holding a spear and I asked him what he was doing and he said 'just out here scaring the white folk'

The history of his ancestors shows pretty well that his strategy is an extremely ineffective one

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Manifest posted:

Pasadena is home to the landed elite in Los Angeles.
Not the Beverly Hills money, the OLD money.

And then a bunch of working class white people who fled there when restrictive covenants were lifted in the city of Los Angeles.

Pasadena's also surprisingly integrated for a Southern California town. It was one of the few localities that didn't practice racial housing discrimination.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Killer Low Life posted:

Denver is loving lame, boring rear end town no wonder pot got legalized. Enjoy your overpriced rear end schwag i get bomb medical for half the price or less

Why is the legal weed so expensive in other states, it's crazy?

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
Eh, I like LA just fine. I grew up out here, and have lived in Oregon, Oklahoma, New Mexico and Colorado. All of those places had something severely wrong with them. LA, if I don't like a particular place, I can move 20 miles away and it's like a different world, while still having access to everything I need.

I guess the only thing I'd note is now that the movie industry has been forced out of town, and the music industry has collapsed, and porn can't be produced here, we really don't have much in the way of industry.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

The history of his ancestors shows pretty well that his strategy is an extremely ineffective one

maybe but the middle/upper class whiteys were walking around him very carefully it was funny as gently caress

Hobohemian posted:

Why is the legal weed so expensive in other states, it's crazy?

taxes

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

Texas? More like Tax-rear end!

Dallas is a surprisingly alright place. People aren't the savage assholes TV makes you think. Ft Worth as a whole really brings down the "No we built a modern city here" vibe though

Houston is a poo poo hole on par with New Orleans

San Antonio wants to be San Diego so bad I'm sure they're trying to plan a way on setting their surroundings on fire every summer

Austin is cool right up until you talk to anyone who A.)Rides a bike B.) Is carrying a guitar case and/or C.) is wearing Birkenstocks

El Paso honest to God reminds me of every city in every third-world country I've been to

If I left anything out it's because it doesn;t matter

But El Paso has Chicos Tacos so gently caress off.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Killer Low Life posted:

West LA sux dix, Downtown is p. cool. I live south of LAX by the beach and I love it. Only commute 20 minutes each way and I get home before rush hour, then I surf til sundown. Then I can go to a cool bar or hit a show pretty much any night of the week and its cracking. So if you hate LA good stay the gently caress out so there's more room for me. The only immigrants we need to deport are you east coast fuckstains who don't know how to drive and loving complain about EVERYTHING. Locals only bitch (except Mexicans because we need more 50 cent street tacos, theyre loving amazing)

Actually West side owns I can ride a bike from Marina del Rey and Santa Monica and have sexy times with hipster girls

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

1st AD posted:

Actually West side owns I can ride a bike from Marina del Rey and Santa Monica and have sexy times with hipster girls

yeah I loving love me some hipster girls though

(im imagining all my posts being read out loud by mitt romney it's p great)

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I'm pretty familiar with LA, I've played lots of GTA

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Also the west side even has a mini Asia town on Sawtelle with karaoke rooms and ramen houses. You literally never need to leave to get anything.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Tony Homo posted:

But El Paso has Chicos Tacos so gently caress off.

Psst. Kid... I got something here for you


Taco Cabana is better

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

LA is basically combining suburbia with long cat, it just goes on forever

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
washington deez nuts

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
As a kid, when passing LA, it looked like a war zone, overpasses collapsed and wrecked buildings and abandoned cars. I think it was a few years after the earthquake.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Moridin920 posted:

bro the drug addict crazy people are the best ones

the techies just whine and drive up prices


one time I was in Venice and some black dude was standing in front of a stick hut thing wearing a grass skirt holding a spear and I asked him what he was doing and he said 'just out here scaring the white folk'

I'm friends with these two brothers who are like second generation Nigerian immigrants and sometimes they like to go to the real fratty bars here in South Carolina and pretend to get in a fight with each other it's p great

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

As a kid, when passing LA, it looked like a war zone, overpasses collapsed and wrecked buildings and abandoned cars. I think it was a few years after the earthquake.

to live and die in LA

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