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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
http://streamable.com/37le

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
wow nice farmers tan idiot

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he uses vines to lash together the framework of his little hut but then doesn't know how to use them to make a bow to use to turn the stick he started that fire with?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to gently caress some corrugated iron

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
whats he eating

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I don't understand how some dude living in a mud hut is better than me. Was his last home destroyed by ogres or something?

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

whats he eating

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
a child could learn how to do all that poo poo in an afternoon
especially when there are all those useful materials and resources just lying around

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

vug posted:

a child could learn how to do all that poo poo in an afternoon

you couldnt do 90% of that if someone had a gun to your head

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i went to cub scouts

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
nm

Khorne
May 1, 2002
it looks like he's stroking a giant dick when he builds the chimney

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
why did he make such a small house when he could make one where you stand up inside

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I haven't watched Survivor in ages but those people always just built lame twig tents and starved while trying to make fire. So most people don't seem to be very good at this sort of thing.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

if i could move that fast i could do a lot of things

gently caress you OP

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Macasaurus posted:

if i could move that fast i could do a lot of things

gently caress you OP

You could be the modern day keystone cop.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
ITT: suburban archnerds are amazed by really basic poo poo kids can do

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
voat.co

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

ITT: suburban archnerds are amazed by really basic poo poo kids can do

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
He hosed the feng shui all up. Good luck prospering without a water source in the southeast corner.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i'll give him the starting a fire bit

actually i won't because i'm in the PNW and everything is sopping wet so it would probably be easy to start a fire like that in the jungle

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I never understood how people in Naked and Afraid let themselves get to the point they are so hungry they start getting delirious but in the same sentence complain about the bugs

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
eat the bugs

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Decent hooch, but nothing that anyone couldn't learn to bang out in an afternoon.

SomePacifist
Sep 4, 2009
He didn't even make a door. What a slacker.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm a retard city boy but when my cousin's Scout troop needed an extra adult to go along on their overnight canoe trip I was the first one to get my tent up.So I'm not sure they'd be out there building mudhuts out of nothing.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
i bet your tent was up as soon as you were invited

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:siren: not watching that

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I'm better than him because my home, as opposed to my post history, doesn't consist of mud and poop.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Welcome to like 5 months ago

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Just because anyone could learn it doesn't mean it isn't kinda cool really

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

that's a good skillset if your not literate

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*puts "really good at constructing a poop hovel" at top of resumé*

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


wrong thread lol

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
the land

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OP is objectively a bitch made poster

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
tbh if I could survive the rain forest and have a bunch of tapir hunting knowledge, maybe I'd not be this malcontent.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
drat, I watched every season of Naked and Afraid and it's nothing like this. why didn't they get this guy?!

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013
gently caress this dickhole why doesn't he go get a job

being in a jungle isn't a job

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prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs.

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