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http://streamable.com/37le
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:08 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:04 |
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wow nice farmers tan idiot
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:10 |
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he uses vines to lash together the framework of his little hut but then doesn't know how to use them to make a bow to use to turn the stick he started that fire with?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:13 |
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im going to gently caress some corrugated iron
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:35 |
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whats he eating
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:39 |
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I don't understand how some dude living in a mud hut is better than me. Was his last home destroyed by ogres or something?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 17:08 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:whats he eating
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 17:19 |
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a child could learn how to do all that poo poo in an afternoon especially when there are all those useful materials and resources just lying around
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:05 |
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vug posted:a child could learn how to do all that poo poo in an afternoon you couldnt do 90% of that if someone had a gun to your head
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:06 |
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i went to cub scouts
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:07 |
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nm
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:07 |
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it looks like he's stroking a giant dick when he builds the chimney
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:09 |
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why did he make such a small house when he could make one where you stand up inside
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:13 |
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I haven't watched Survivor in ages but those people always just built lame twig tents and starved while trying to make fire. So most people don't seem to be very good at this sort of thing.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:55 |
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if i could move that fast i could do a lot of things gently caress you OP
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:58 |
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Macasaurus posted:if i could move that fast i could do a lot of things You could be the modern day keystone cop.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:59 |
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ITT: suburban archnerds are amazed by really basic poo poo kids can do
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:02 |
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voat.co
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:08 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:ITT: suburban archnerds are amazed by really basic poo poo kids can do
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:30 |
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He hosed the feng shui all up. Good luck prospering without a water source in the southeast corner.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:33 |
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i'll give him the starting a fire bit actually i won't because i'm in the PNW and everything is sopping wet so it would probably be easy to start a fire like that in the jungle
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:40 |
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I never understood how people in Naked and Afraid let themselves get to the point they are so hungry they start getting delirious but in the same sentence complain about the bugs
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:42 |
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eat the bugs
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:42 |
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Decent hooch, but nothing that anyone couldn't learn to bang out in an afternoon.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:44 |
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He didn't even make a door. What a slacker.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:50 |
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I'm a retard city boy but when my cousin's Scout troop needed an extra adult to go along on their overnight canoe trip I was the first one to get my tent up.So I'm not sure they'd be out there building mudhuts out of nothing.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:02 |
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i bet your tent was up as soon as you were invited
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:10 |
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not watching that
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:13 |
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I'm better than him because my home, as opposed to my post history, doesn't consist of mud and poop.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:14 |
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Welcome to like 5 months ago
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:17 |
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Just because anyone could learn it doesn't mean it isn't kinda cool really
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:18 |
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that's a good skillset if your not literate
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:19 |
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*puts "really good at constructing a poop hovel" at top of resumé*
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:21 |
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wrong thread lol
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:23 |
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the land
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:29 |
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OP is objectively a bitch made poster
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:30 |
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tbh if I could survive the rain forest and have a bunch of tapir hunting knowledge, maybe I'd not be this malcontent.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 22:34 |
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drat, I watched every season of Naked and Afraid and it's nothing like this. why didn't they get this guy?!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:04 |
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gently caress this dickhole why doesn't he go get a job being in a jungle isn't a job
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:11 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:04 |
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bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:11 |