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KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
https://news.yahoo.com/animal-rights-activist-beaten-duck-spain-135054948.html

quote:

Madrid (AFP) - An animal rights activist was beaten with a duck by a Spanish woman defending one of the country's most bizarre and controversial festival traditions.

The man was whacked with the bird while he filmed the annual "duck chase" in the Catalonian seaside town of Roses, where every August ducks are thrown into the Mediterranean and then caught and brought back to the shore by swimmers.

"Continue, continue. Continue to abuse, I am filming you. A little bit of empathy for the animals. They also have a life, like your children or your family," the man who was filming can be heard saying in a video of the incident released by animal rights group Animal Rescue Espana.

The footage shows a young woman wearing a white bathing suit attack the man with a duck -- holding it by the legs as she repeatedly lashes him with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vDp13WJK4

KewlBiens fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Aug 20, 2015

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KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
he should have ducked

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
This would not have happened if he had a duck.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

god drat son

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





she hit him once with the duck it wasn't a repeated lashing what lovely loving journalism

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

Goldmine

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
ducks are really lightweight so I doubt it would hurt that much to get hit by one

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
animal rights animal lefts

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Threw ducks in water? Pretty hosed up if you ask me.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
such a poultry act

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Fowl play was suspected.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Just goldmine this thread before it devolves into horrible puns

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Tom Brady posted:

Just goldmine this thread before it devolves into horrible puns

That bitch is quackers, and a bit of a loon.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*in Jim bob voice*: Looks like that whore got duckered.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Minimalist Program posted:

*in Jim bob voice*: Looks like that whore got duckered.

He didn't react immediately because he was blinded.

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

Don't even care if you made this thread for that post.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Hopefully she picks up the bill for his injuries

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Spain isn't known for it's animal rights history.

At least the bulls seem to be fighting back now.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
if he had to go to the hospital i hope he sends her the bill



:madmax:

E:F:B

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
This video outta ruffle some feathers

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
these stupid puns are bringing the whole place down

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Tumblr suddenly declares the Spanish to be white so they can criticize them.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I hope she used a rapist duck and not a rape victim duck

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
woman hits man with cock

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ducks are notorious rapists and so i think she was raping that man and that is hosed up the government and law enforcement never bring up the men being raped by ducks

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Personally I think it's not sporting to chase a defenceless duck. Maybe if it was a bear they had to swim after or a crocodile I'd support the tradition because there's a good chance the bear or crocodile kills a bunch of mother fuckers.

In their defence though like 7 guys died in the festival of the bulls this year so that was great.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Kitchner posted:

Personally I think it's not sporting to chase a defenceless duck. Maybe if it was a bear they had to swim after or a crocodile I'd support the tradition because there's a good chance the bear or crocodile kills a bunch of mother fuckers.

In their defence though like 7 guys died in the festival of the bulls this year so that was great.

HOW MANY BULLS DIED

b0bS4get
Apr 3, 2009
Classic. The duck meme.












Wait......that's not right.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
um ducks are p cool why are spanish such assholes to ducks?


guys it wasn't the duck that crashed your economy back in 1600 alright don't be mad at them bc you live in a poo poo country

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

Well, poo poo, thread's over.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if some bitch tried to hit me with a duck I'd sock her in the face and I wouldn't even feel bad about it

call me an internet tough guy all you want, that just means you'd get ducked like a bitch

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

What a mallardjusted individual.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Cowman posted:

she hit him once with the duck it wasn't a repeated lashing what lovely loving journalism

It was more of a smack than a hit, really.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that is pretty hosed up tbh

using the duck as a weapon, i mean

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Moridin920 posted:

if some bitch tried to hit me with a duck I'd sock her in the face and I wouldn't even feel bad about it

call me an internet tough guy all you want, that just means you'd get ducked like a bitch

all the dudes woulda fought him

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www
Aug 4, 2010

what the duck

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