Preseason Week 2: I love my dumb gay team.

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Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Santheb posted:

It seems like McCoy has actual instincts when it comes to playing QB. Robert, aside from that first magical season, has always seemed kind of lost.

Yup that's the thing. RG3 just seems like he can't feel the pocket for poo poo and can't move in it for poo poo. Not that his line helped but still

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:53

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Tyrod Taylor is the third best QB in the AFC East

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:53

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I don't even know how I could stand to watch football before Pylon Cam

Same

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:54

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Lions special teams bad.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:54

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Primetime posted:

I feel like getting arbys today was a good omen for Darby today

Arby�s, you�re the only food classified as a war crime
Arby's, You taste like if a stomach could get punched in the balls.
Arby�s: It�s like shock and awe for your bowels.
Arby�s: You think pain and grief are hard to digest.
Arby�s: For when you�re wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies.
Arby�s: See? A lot of things cause diarrhea.
Arby's: Full stomach, empty soul.
Arby's: Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn�t mean it has to change
Arby�s: Because your hunger is stronger than your memory.
Arby�s: Still making sandwiches filled with sliced � something
Arby�s: Isn�t there anywhere else we can eat?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:54

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Burger Trench posted:

Tyrod Taylor is the third best QB in the AFC East

1) Brady
2a) Edelman
2b) Tannehill
3) Tyrod Time

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:55

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I want to see Tyrod2Sammy and it is feasible and likely that I may never

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:55

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

McCown's getting benched, Cassel's getting benched, Geno's hurt. Alex Smith is now the worst starting QB in the league lol

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:55

Leonard Ghostal: Apr 26, 2006

RIP Lions preseason dynasty

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:55

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Burger Trench posted:

I want to see Tyrod2Sammy and it is feasible and likely that I may never

Fear not. One day, soon, it will be TyWat Time

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:56

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

I would buy that Gronk commercial if he was rippin shots in the locker room.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:57

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

LOL, wish that had gone for a touchdown.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:58

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

God dammit I wanted a fat guy TD

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:58

Amergin: Jan 29, 2013; THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

Is Manziel not on the docket for tonight?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:59

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

redskins.play

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:59

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

"We're the Aristocra-, I mean, 'The Washington Redskins'"

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:59

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Like, the reason McCown and Cassel are starters is because they're "safe" and you can expect a certain floor from them, right? That's the logic

There is no goddamn way that Tyrod and Manziel's floors can be lower than their respective entrenched starters.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:00

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

"exotic pressure"

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:01

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Levitate posted:

Yup that's the thing. RG3 just seems like he can't feel the pocket for poo poo and can't move in it for poo poo. Not that his line helped but still

I'd like to see RG held out of the next game due to the injury and let Kirk go against the 1's. I don't think Gruden has much of a choice if he wants to keep his job. Griffin just can't operate this offense effectively. He really might just need a change of scenery.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:01

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Burger Trench posted:

Like, the reason McCown and Cassel are starters is because they're "safe" and you can expect a certain floor from them, right? That's the logic

There is no goddamn way that Tyrod and Manziel's floors can be lower than their respective entrenched starters.

Manziel's floor is below Ryan Lindley's

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:04

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the bills should've stopped that

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:05

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Raku posted:

Manziel's floor is below Ryan Lindley's

Manziel's floor is one of the lowest in the league. I'm not convinced it's lower than McCown's.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:06

Primetime: Jul 3, 2009

Duke Chin posted:

Arby’s, you’re the only food classified as a war crime
Arby's, You taste like if a stomach could get punched in the balls.
Arby’s: It’s like shock and awe for your bowels.
Arby’s: You think pain and grief are hard to digest.
Arby’s: For when you’re wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies.
Arby’s: See? A lot of things cause diarrhea.
Arby's: Full stomach, empty soul.
Arby's: Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn’t mean it has to change
Arby’s: Because your hunger is stronger than your memory.
Arby’s: Still making sandwiches filled with sliced … something
Arby’s: Isn’t there anywhere else we can eat?

No joke, that ad (and the daily show) made me eat arbys for the first time in ~10 years.

Also agreed tyrod is the truth. Gonna be so sad to see him behind cassel

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:06

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Goddamn Dareus dgaf

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:07

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

IK sighting!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:07

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

The Browns should start Manziel because if he's horrible you can draft a new QB next year and get to the rebuild faster, but if he looks good you might actually have a guy capable of holding down the job for a while.

The absolute best case scenario for Josh McCown is that he looks ok this year and next, then you need a new QB anyways.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:07

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Dareus is going to get fuckin paid

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:08

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Burger Trench posted:

Goddamn Dareus dgaf

just beat Mack and Bitonio drat

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'm pretty optimistic about the new Bills defense

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:09

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I remember early on people were saying Dareus was a bad pick relative to the talent around him

Lol

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:09

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Uch. Just got home. How bad? Real bad?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MonsterWalk posted:

Uch. Just got home. How bad? Real bad?

not horrible

mcgown's only been sacked, what, 3 times this half?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:10

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

MonsterWalk posted:

Uch. Just got home. How bad? Real bad?

The first two Browns possessions ended in McCown throwing picks.

The second was a jump ball to a 5'7'' receiver.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:10

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

not horrible

mcgown's only been sacked, what, 3 times this half?

only two picks, too. looking good.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:10

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Santheb posted:

He really might just need a change of scenery.

And new knees.

And probably an ego check.

And possible a new league. I hear Canada is nice.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:12

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ricky Seele probably won't get a regular season carry in his life, IMO

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:13

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

It's not like McCown is facing the most ideal situation out there guys

that first pick wasn't even him

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:13

AutomaticPrince: Jun 14, 2013

Quiet Feet posted:

Why in the poo poo is Bills/Browns blacked out in Massachusets?

A little late but it's on ESPN here, not NFL network.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:14

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Seriously though...

real chat...

Tyrod Taylor is just a loving great football name.

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Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

I swear to gently caress if this stadium plays Turbulence one more time

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