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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
tbh I was neither growing up when it comes to physical appearance I look for a pretty face with good skin and hair and a generally trim athletic body on a woman. Though I think I might be turning into an rear end-man. But then again boobs seem nice. Why can't I be both?

What I really want to know is if there is a female equivalent, such as "Beard-woman vs. Bicep-woman". Or maybe it's more personality-based, like "Christian Man-Woman vs. Jewish Man-Woman"

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I don't know if I should share this information with you, but here's the truth:

Its all about the wrists, or the ankles.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Dick chick

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Account-women vs Size-women. Bank and dick respectively. Of course.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Earlobe-women vs Nostril-women

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
giver vs receiver

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Honest answer gleaned from years of (GASP) talking with women.

Abs vs Butt vs Arms.


Comedy GBS answer.
Comically Oversized, Circus Dick Vs Dreamy eyes. :swoon:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Chest hair women vs smooth chest women

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
women looks at me and says "ooooooooooh, you have nearly half of your hair! oh my!" and swoon away hth

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

if youve got a good bulge rock it

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Boob man = Pec girl

rear end man = Belt girl (meaning the "Adonis" belt)

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Actually I'm wrong because women aren't objectifying douche bags who hyper focus on a single physical attribute as being of supreme importance.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Chomp8645 posted:

Actually I'm wrong because women aren't objectifying douche bags who hyper focus on a single physical attribute as being of supreme importance.
Don't message if you're under 6'2

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
women dont actually care that much about dick size it has more to do with rhythm than size

source: i have a massive dick and still cannot satisfy a woman

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ArbitraryC posted:

Don't message if you're under 6'2

jon pop sleeper account located, ban please

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

greg sexyvibes posted:

Account-women vs Size-women. Bank and dick respectively. Of course.

you could have said 'account-women vs dick-women' and then they both would have been in reference to size. bad job.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

Don't message if you're under 6'2

All women are Height supremacists :hitler:

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Chomp8645 posted:

Actually I'm wrong because women aren't objectifying douche bags who hyper focus on a single physical attribute as being of supreme importance.

I talked to women and she says thanks

CrimsonSaber
Dec 27, 2005
Metaphysicist

Fojar38 posted:

women dont actually care that much about dick size it has more to do with rhythm than size

source: i have a massive dick and still cannot satisfy a woman

Feel-good post of the week.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Chest hair women vs smooth chest women

Does anybody really like chest hair?

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Ocean Book posted:

you could have said 'account-women vs dick-women' and then they both would have been in reference to size. bad job.

I failed the related rates test.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

satanic splash-back posted:

I don't know if I should share this information with you

What makes you hesitate?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

boom boom boom posted:

Does anybody really like chest hair?

I got some thick chest hair and let me tell you it's popular in certain circles.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The kind of girls that would be breast men if they were men are into butts on guys. The kind of girls that would be rear end men if they were men are into arms. This is because the vag inverted relative to a dong, speaking totally scientifically and factually and not at all like a 19th century psychologist.

raton fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Aug 21, 2015

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Maybe girls that prefer the more rough and tumble ruggedly manly men vs the lithe, sensitive, and artistic kinda man?

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

ArbitraryC posted:

Maybe girls that prefer the more rough and tumble ruggedly manly men vs the lithe, sensitive, and artistic kinda man?

So theoretically would a combination of both be better than just one or the other to the extreme, like a nice juicy butt with some nice juicy boobs?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
length-woman vs chode woman

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ArbitraryC posted:

Maybe girls that prefer the more rough and tumble ruggedly manly men vs the lithe, sensitive, and artistic kinda man?

what was ernesto hemingway

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dick-Girls vs. Ball-Girls

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I worked with a girl from Guyana who only talked about her house, money and getting white dick. She was also hyper aggressive and a decent person, like a Germanic battle wench from 400AD.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Sheep-Goats posted:

I worked with a girl from Guyana who only talked about her house, money and getting white dick.

Which one did you give her?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

I worked with a girl from Guyana who only talked about her house, money and getting white dick. She was also hyper aggressive and a decent person.

paging wolf-nuts to the corporation thread :siren:

also for the record, im a "hair man"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chomp8645 posted:

Which one did you give her?

I had a long term gf I was trying to be nice to so we would work together to extract stupid amounts of money from the dumb trash in her section of the nightclub. In retrospect I should have burnt both fukken ends of that candle.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

I had a long term gf I was trying to be nice to so we would work together to extract stupid amounts of money from the dumb trash in her section of the nightclub. In retrospect I should have burnt both fukken ends of that candle.

hey wolf-nuts, would you mind helping me out on page 4 of the "corporation" thread please ? t.i.a.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Frostwerks posted:

jon pop sleeper account located, ban please

nah, jon pop would've posted this:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Swipe left means pass, right?

drat, that's a cold rear end honkey.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Sorry I often forget how Tindr works because I haven't used it.

Some men cast their fishing lines there, I take my whaling boat to OkCupid.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Chomp8645 posted:

Swipe left means pass, right?

drat, that's a cold rear end honkey.

What a surprise, she likes a huntin', a fishin', and 4 wheelers. What do you want to bet she also likes muddin' and Jesus?

I am shocked that the white trash girl with white trash hobbies is a racist

ArbitraryC posted:

Don't message if you're under 6'2

As a 5'3" woman I don't get other girls' obsession with height, especially if they're short too. Why yes when kissing I'd love to stand on tippy-toe to maybe reach your chin like a child. I love being eye height with your nipples. It's awesome having some sex positions be really weird/uncomfortable due to massive height differences.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cuckoo posted:

As a 5'3" woman I don't get other girls' obsession with height, especially if they're short too. Why yes when kissing I'd love to stand on tippy-toe to maybe reach your chin like a child. I love being eye height with your nipples. It's awesome having some sex positions be really weird/uncomfortable due to massive height differences.

Date a few guys shorter than you, report back.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bicep Bitch

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