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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

is there really a whole lotta rape in prison? i know that's the stereotype, but any non bitch person i've heard speak about it says it's not really a problem unless maybe you're a huge nancy boy or everyone hates you or something

or are they just talking poo poo because they were raped and dont' want anyone to know? guess i'll just have to go to prison and get to the bottom (heh) of this

depends where you are I think

minimum security and medium security it's probably not all that bad rape wise (im sure it happens though).

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CyborgLincoln
Aug 21, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

nah, i doubt that. just give it 20-30 years.

for one thing I bet you you've already met trans people and had no idea they were trans so how are you gonna treat them by their 'biological' gender unless you're checking everyone's genitals?

Very true, by that point medical science will have advanced to the point where sex changes are so detailed and intricate that no one will be able to tell if you were born a male or female.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

CyborgLincoln posted:

Very true, by that point medical science will have advanced to the point where sex changes are so detailed and intricate that no one will be able to tell if you were born a male or female.

by that point we'll be living in the worldwide islamic caliphate, so uh, no

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Moridin920 posted:

depends where you are I think

minimum security and medium security it's probably not all that bad rape wise (im sure it happens though).

yeah probably, i bet consensual sex in prison is at a way higher rate than rape though but then again i am talking out of my rear end (heh) here

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CyborgLincoln posted:

Very true, by that point medical science will have advanced to the point where sex changes are so detailed and intricate that no one will be able to tell if you were born a male or female.

well not in casual interaction anyway

CyborgLincoln
Aug 21, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

well not in casual interaction anyway

I'm optimistic about the future, I believe in 20 years we will be able to give trans people the vagina or penis of their dreams and you'd never be able to tell the difference between real genitalia or artificial. It'll be the next big breakthrough in science, on the same level as the Moon landing even.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

CyborgLincoln posted:

I'm optimistic about the future, I believe in 20 years we will be able to give trans people the vagina or penis of their dreams and you'd never be able to tell the difference between real genitalia or artificial. It'll be the next big breakthrough in science, on the same level as the Moon landing even.

But then people will demand to have both penis and a vagina because, hey, it's possible and why not. I hope I will still be alive during those blessed times

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
you guys are really letting loose with the weird fantasies itt huh

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

depends where you are I think

minimum security and medium security it's probably not all that bad rape wise (im sure it happens though).

In the longer term minimum or post sentencing minimum prisons, no one causes any poo poo like that because it means going to a higher security area or serving more time.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

you guys are really letting loose with the weird fantasies itt huh

gonna transplant my head onto a female body and there ain't poo poo you can do about it buddy



i need all the immunosuppressants plz


altho tbh in 30 years hopefully I can just be a cyborg none of this meatbag bullshit.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Transgender Fender Bender would be a pretty good band name, imo

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Moridin920 posted:

altho tbh in 30 years hopefully I can just be a cyborg none of this meatbag bullshit.

if you want a picture of the future, imagine hot trans cyberladies 69ing each other, forever.

-george orwell, 1984

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Xe'll do 48 hours maximum in the Lindsey Lohan wing of the celebrity jail.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Ramsus posted:

is there really a whole lotta rape in prison? i know that's the stereotype, but any non bitch person i've heard speak about it says it's not really a problem unless maybe you're a huge nancy boy or everyone hates you or something

or are they just talking poo poo because they were raped and dont' want anyone to know? guess i'll just have to go to prison and get to the bottom (heh) of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Constant Hamprince posted:

if you want a picture of the future, imagine hot trans cyberladies 69ing each other, forever.

-george orwell, 1984

if i don't get my dystopia corporate cyber punk future I'm just going to go murder billionaires when I hit 50 because what's even the point otherwise?

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

thread is rapidly becoming dumb as gently caress

Coincidentally you are rapidly posting in it more. hmm makes you think

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Andorra posted:

Coincidentally you are rapidly posting in it more. hmm makes you think

lol "think"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bruce Jenner bad

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Is it too late to request death by firing squad?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Hehe more like Bruce Gender am I rite guys

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Constant Hamprince posted:

Hehe more like Bruce Gender am I rite guys

lol, yeah

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Constant Hamprince posted:

Hehe more like Bruce Gender am I rite guys

:eyepop:

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
honest question: are the sexual organs of MtF trans people fully functioning? Like can I put my penis inside it and it'll feel just like a cis woman's vag or is it mostly just for show and you can't really use it? do they have working clits?

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


If the A/T threads from prison goons are any indication she'll be the most popular woman on the mens prison block.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

The Saurus posted:

honest question: are the sexual organs of MtF trans people fully functioning? Like can I put my penis inside it and it'll feel just like a cis woman's vag or is it mostly just for show and you can't really use it? do they have working clits?

apparently you can gently caress a tranny vagina but you have to bring lube

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Saurus posted:

honest question: are the sexual organs of MtF trans people fully functioning? Like can I put my penis inside it and it'll feel just like a cis woman's vag or is it mostly just for show and you can't really use it? do they have working clits?

Ever stick your dick in a gaping wound?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

PCOS Bill posted:

Ever stick your dick in a gaping wound?

well they do call it a "gash"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Constant Hamprince posted:

Hehe more like Bruce Gender am I rite guys

:eyepop: :kingsley: :eyepop:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i think a little well deserved time in the joint for killing another person with a car should at least quickly resolve that whole now that ive changed into a woman im confused about who i want to gently caress hmm maybe this wasnt very well thought out issue which has captivated the nation - eliminating the need to have an entire tv miniseries about this e/n personal problem. should of became a drag queen instead, drag queens are awesome (but prob require real skill and commitment, instead of just being rich and delusional)
:goonsay:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 22, 2015

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

The Saurus posted:

honest question: are the sexual organs of MtF trans people fully functioning? Like can I put my penis inside it and it'll feel just like a cis woman's vag or is it mostly just for show and you can't really use it? do they have working clits?

yes, i have no idea, no, and yes

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Saying that gender dysphoria shouldn't be in the 4th edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual because witch doctors used to jam onions up people's asses to cure demonic possession is retarded. You knew that argument was retarded when you made it. If I used the exact same logic to argue against any other psychological diagnosis, you would think I was retarded. People only make arguments like that when they know that they are railing against both common sense and medical opinion.

Bruce Jenner, a human with a dick, balls and XY chromosomes, says he's a woman. Great. That's fashionable stuff these days if I understand the cover of Vogue magazine correctly. Inmate B02574, who is a human with a dick, balls, and XY chromosomes, insists he's a penguin. Let's have a doctor confirm that Inmate B02574 is a human male, and have a state-appointed shrink confirm that Bruce Jenner doesn't suffer from gender dysphoria and we can throw one in the zoo and one in a woman's prison.

Otherwise, gently caress it let the editor of Vogue make the call.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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penis

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I've been to a ton of prisons. I do computer stuff for the fingerprint booking machines and have to come visit prisons a lot. What's funny is there are a bunch of PSA type posters everywhere with a dude crying in the background, and another dude in the foreground looking all hard with his arms crossed. The text says, "Don't stay silent. Report rape."

Just the look on the crying dudes face makes me laugh every time I see it

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

anchoress posted:

by that point we'll be living in the worldwide islamic caliphate, so uh, no

Iran pays for transgender surgery and changes all legal documents to the person in question's preferred gender up to and including birth certificates.

Right before stoning the gays to death.


So uh, you should watch your back is what I'm saying.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dave_Indeed posted:

I've been to a ton of prisons. I do computer stuff for the fingerprint booking machines and have to come visit prisons a lot. What's funny is there are a bunch of PSA type posters everywhere with a dude crying in the background, and another dude in the foreground looking all hard with his arms crossed. The text says, "Don't stay silent. Report rape."

Just the look on the crying dudes face makes me laugh every time I see it

rapist spotted

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Anatharon posted:

Iran pays for transgender surgery and changes all legal documents to the person in question's preferred gender up to and including birth certificates.

Right before stoning the gays to death.


So uh, you should watch your back is what I'm saying.

just start calling it what it is forced castration or death and maybe progressives will stop calling them enlightened.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Between being ok with trans people and looking down on laziness, goons are pretty much screwed if Islam takes over the world.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Jenner went trans to avoid being sent to a men's prison.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Tujague posted:

Saying that gender dysphoria shouldn't be in the 4th edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual because witch doctors used to jam onions up people's asses to cure demonic possession is retarded. You knew that argument was retarded when you made it. If I used the exact same logic to argue against any other psychological diagnosis, you would think I was retarded. People only make arguments like that when they know that they are railing against both common sense and medical opinion.

Bruce Jenner, a human with a dick, balls and XY chromosomes, says he's a woman. Great. That's fashionable stuff these days if I understand the cover of Vogue magazine correctly. Inmate B02574, who is a human with a dick, balls, and XY chromosomes, insists he's a penguin. Let's have a doctor confirm that Inmate B02574 is a human male, and have a state-appointed shrink confirm that Bruce Jenner doesn't suffer from gender dysphoria and we can throw one in the zoo and one in a woman's prison.

Otherwise, gently caress it let the editor of Vogue make the call.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I'm really surprised that goons came out for noted conservative bruce/Caitlyn Jenner. Really warms my heart seeing people step outside their closed political spectrum to support someone in their time of need.

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