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Uh oh, sounds like the middle aged gay couple across the hall is in another screaming match.
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Wicker Man posted:Uh oh, sounds like the middle aged gay couple across the hall is in another screaming match. That is literally every apartment
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Aug 21, 2015 19:15
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Cantaloupe posted:That is literally every apartment Well the big brown stain on my ceiling is spreading, and starting to look like a dead body.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:16
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. *laugh track*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:18
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Wicker Man posted:Well the big brown stain on my ceiling is spreading, and starting to look like a dead body. Quit making GBS threads on the ceiling then dummy
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Aug 21, 2015 19:19
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Please keep this door closed AT ALL TIMES
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Aug 21, 2015 19:20
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*says hello to homeless man who keeps on breaking into building to sleep in hallway*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:21
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I just got off probation for a name dropping thread and boy are my arms tired But I've learned my lesson On topic: why the gently caress are rats in my kitchen
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Aug 21, 2015 19:22
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Pudding Huxtable posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. 
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Aug 21, 2015 19:22
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*Post on SA gow terrible home ownership is*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:23
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*watches cockroaches race across the comforter. *
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Aug 21, 2015 19:23
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"SHUT-UP LITTLE MAN!"
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Aug 21, 2015 19:24
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*hits bong*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:26
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Chinatown posted:*hits bong* I'm the dork that keeps calling the office on you if I so much as see a slight glow in the dark from your window.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:27
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Chinatown posted:*hits bong* *hallways smell like weed literally 24/7*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:27
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*scores weed from the building owner*
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Aug 21, 2015 19:28
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Desetr Eagle posted:*scores weed from the building owner* wait that's if it was an awesome and very un-lovely apartment complex
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Aug 21, 2015 19:29
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(Every Sunday morning) *BUMP BUMP BUMP* Police department, wellness check... *BUMP BUMP BUMP* Police department...
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Aug 21, 2015 19:34
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*Meets rifle toting police squad asking if the next door lady is black* That was a weird 530 am.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:37
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Fire alarm goes off 5 times a night. superintendent doesn't know how to shut it off.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:53
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We have a brown recluse infestation? Oh, I know. I told the landlord about it a few months ago. Don't worry, no one's been bitten I don't think. And they'll go away once we hit winter.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:57
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Lives next door to seemingly normal people, never bother to introduce myself, when I walk by them checking the mail, keep my head down and pretend to reading the mail or looking at my phone.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:00
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*landlord is more drunk than you on friday night*
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Aug 21, 2015 20:02
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No imagination necessary for me on this one.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:04
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the entrance is full of cops again
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Aug 21, 2015 20:05
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Acid Haze posted:We have a brown recluse infestation? Oh, I know. I told the landlord about it a few months ago. Don't worry, no one's been bitten I don't think. And they'll go away once we hit winter. Holy gently caress no. I would live on the street before dealing with that poo poo.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:05
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*is landlord with uncanny ability to drop  s on any motherfucker unfortunate enough to cross him*
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Aug 21, 2015 20:06
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there's a guy in a respirator in the hallway so either I missed a zombie apocalypse or the bedbugs are back
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Aug 21, 2015 20:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU
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Aug 21, 2015 20:07
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brown recluses don't exist, especially wherever you live
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Aug 21, 2015 20:09
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it's 3:00am and there's a crazy lady yelling obscenities at the dumpster
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Aug 21, 2015 20:10
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*steps over dog poo poo in the hallway on the way to the elevator*
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Aug 21, 2015 20:14
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elevator smells like cedar chips and BO
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Aug 21, 2015 20:17
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the entrance is full of cops again I live in quad style Apartments and the one across from me had all kinds of emergency services the other day, but apparently over like nothing. It was some hispanic guy who doesn't speak any English and for the first time in the history of his residency he was the only one in the apartment. He called 911 for some medical thing apparently. Some firefighters showed up but none of them spoke Spanish so they all just kind of talked with exaggerated words and gestures for a couple minutes. Then the firefighters called in for a cop to come out who could speak some Spanish. When the guy heard "cops" he started freaking out a bit but they able to communicate to him the cop was only coming for translation, nothing else. That calmed him down. Then a cop arrived and said he didn't speak any Spanish said but another one was on the way who did. The firefighters got a chuckle out of that. Eventually that fucker arrived and they were able to ascertain neighbor has some problem with his neck. They asked if he wanted an ambulance. He did not want an ambulance. They asked if he was sure, he was. Then they basically told him good luck and went on their merry way and the guy went back inside. I'm really not sure what the whole point of the encounter was. Maybe the dude had heard racist Republican propaganda somewhere about illegals getting free rides and free healthcare and actually believed it? So like he thought calling 911 for a minor medical issue would get him taken care of him no questions asked and with no expense? Once it became clear that they only thing they could do for him was call an ambulance and that he would be paying for it you could tell the whole encounter was instantly deflated. I don't know.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:17
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I don't know, that's clearly decent NYC real estate. Maybe it's lovely if your all your friends are multi-millionaires?
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Aug 21, 2015 20:17
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*3 AM, possible drug dealer next door is still blasting '90s techno*
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Aug 21, 2015 20:19
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hey look someone pipe bombed another garage across the alley.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:20
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SmokaDustbowl posted:it's 3:00am and there's a crazy lady yelling obscenities at the dumpster About two weeks ago my marine neighbor was drunk as hell at 3:00 AM and having an extremely loud conversation with his grandma, who he also had on speaker loud enough for me to hear. Apparently granny embezzled about $100,000 out of a medical scholarship fund and was going to jail. And let me tell you Mr. Marine really loves his granny was none too loving happy about this. He offered to go AWOL and drive her to Canada to escape prosecution. She declined. He said she should flee on her own to Mexico. She said she would not. He said he would go to Kansas himself and shoot the prosecutor in her case. She said please do not do that. Eventually he started sobering up a bit and stopped making crazy threats like murder of a court offical. Then the conversation progress to his marine career. He does not like his marine career and wants to get out. Also he told her about the way the constitution has been disgraced in recent years and how a revolution is coming to this country and he will be ready. She should be ready too.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:22
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Wicker Man posted:Uh oh, sounds like the middle aged gay couple across the hall is in another screaming match. Can I be Brotha Man from the 4th floor?
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*drunk urinates in the alley right under your window at 2am... and then pukes violentally, and then decides while i'm at it to take an explosive poo poo against the wall under your window*
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