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I'm the strange sound coming from upstairs at 11 PM while you're trying to sleep that can only be described as the "bicycle chain from hell"
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Lived in a huge old house where the rooms were converted to studio apartments in college once. I was on the ground level and when you walked out of my front (only) door facing south there was a door to another studio apartment to my right that faced east. The lady that lived there was an old Vietnamese woman who drove a lovely moped everywhere. This godamned lady. . .she would putter down to the grocery store down the street and pull every scrap of old bread out of the dumpster, then crumble it all up all over where I parked. Every bird, squirrel, chipmunk, stray cat and dog ever were constantly scrambling around my truck. She had about 7 cats and on her front door she hung polaroids of each cat. Some of these cats stayed outside, enjoying the warmth and comfort of the engine compartment or hood of my truck. Several times I would go out and see cat puke, mostly in the grill of the hood near the windshield wipers. She cooked something that smelled like cabbage and leather all the time. She called the police on me once because my cat that I had not fixed yet was mewling because she was in heat. She told the cops I was torturing it. One day when she was outside spreading chunks of bread and I went outside with a BB gun pistol. I looked at her, scanned the alley and saw a lovely squirrel, aimed and shot it in the head killing it. Then I looked at her for about 4 seconds, turned around and went back inside. I didn't see her much after that.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:46
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Sounds like the psycho neighbor is you, friend
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Sep 15, 2015 20:59
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Sounds like the psycho neighbor is you, friend 
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Sep 15, 2015 21:05
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The apartment south of me I don't think has anyone living it it because they were renovating it. However late at night I swear to god I hear someone stomping around in there. I've put my ear to the wall that I share with it and there's definitely something going on in there. I look out my window to see if any lights are on in it or not but its always pitch black. It is pretty freaky.
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Sep 15, 2015 23:09
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PureEvil6_13 posted:One day when she was outside spreading chunks of bread and I went outside with a BB gun pistol. I looked at her, scanned the alley and saw a lovely squirrel, aimed and shot it in the head killing it. Then I looked at her for about 4 seconds, turned around and went back inside. 
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Sep 16, 2015 00:19
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Picture of poster in question: 
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Sep 16, 2015 00:25
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JB50 posted:Picture of poster in question: the mad king of yuba city
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Sep 16, 2015 00:40
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PureEvil6_13 posted:One day when she was outside spreading chunks of bread and I went outside with a BB gun pistol. I looked at her, scanned the alley and saw a lovely squirrel, aimed and shot it in the head killing it. Then I looked at her for about 4 seconds, turned around and went back inside. you need jesus
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Sep 16, 2015 00:41
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Legend says if you walk down my street late at night you can see the rats scurry. Granted its chicago so thats pretty much any street at night.
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Sep 16, 2015 00:42
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Chinatown posted:*hits bong* *hits stem*
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Sep 16, 2015 01:54
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*I'm the used maxi-pad stuck to the communal dryer wall after you've already run your clothes that you then immediately re-wash. *Im the tow truck driver that must park his truck in the regular parking so that the back end sticks halfway out into the driveway. *I'm the guy that insists on doing 45mph through the tight parking lot that almost hits you while you're backing out blind because some shithead parked his tow truck next to you. *We're the drunk rednecks that party in the pool all day talking about NASCAR. *I'm the creepy old lady that sits out by the pool every morning smoking cigarettes and calling you to bring your dog over so I can pet it and the speak words of wisdom from "Mah Daddy" while you try not to stare at my full on mustache.
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Sep 16, 2015 02:33
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I'm the young iraqi kid in the pool drowning while the mother in a burka just stands there screaming. someone got him out
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Sep 16, 2015 03:42
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PureEvil6_13 posted:One day when she was outside spreading chunks of bread and I went outside with a BB gun pistol. I looked at her, scanned the alley and saw a lovely squirrel, aimed and shot it in the head killing it. Then I looked at her for about 4 seconds, turned around and went back inside. SQUIRREL DAY
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Sep 16, 2015 16:27
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Lived in a huge old house where the rooms were converted to studio apartments in college once. I was on the ground level and when you walked out of my front (only) door facing south there was a door to another studio apartment to my right that faced east. The lady that lived there was an old Vietnamese woman who drove a lovely moped everywhere. stdh.txt
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Sep 16, 2015 16:37
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thathonkey posted:stdh.txt I used this kind of bb gun 
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Sep 16, 2015 20:35
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My 6 year old has those he is a strate thug.
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Sep 16, 2015 20:42
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okay so this happened a while ago and it's vaguely related to this thread and I wanna know what goons think. we were getting back to my cousins apartment in brooklyn. he lives in a crack neighborhood so there are always cops around but they had closed the street on this particular night. just before we got to the corner we saw a police car roll up and stop in front of two mexican dudes. they flashed their lights at them and they stopped right in front of them. they were both talking for about a minute before the dude jumped back and the car sped off down the street. the dude was screaming "gwah de fok mang! gwah de fok!" in broken english and holding his hand in the air. we went up to him and apparently the cop had sprayed his hand with some yellow liquid?? it was like butter yellow and no it wasn't pepper spray. were the police marking him? was some weird men in black poo poo going on there
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Sep 16, 2015 20:52
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momerath posted:okay so this happened a while ago and it's vaguely related to this thread and I wanna know what goons think. Special police-issue anti-Latino spray. He'll wake up the next day as a clean-cut, clean-shaven white man.
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Sep 16, 2015 21:06
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momerath posted:okay so this happened a while ago and it's vaguely related to this thread and I wanna know what goons think. piss spray just as effective as pepper spray
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Sep 17, 2015 00:12
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movie popcorn butter, a heinous crowd deterrent
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Sep 17, 2015 00:16
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I used this kind of bb gun i had this exact gun
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Sep 17, 2015 00:19
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This is one of the worst threads ever, all these apartments sound like they're in Russia or The Wire. Is the US really as bad as that? And those of you who posted prices, those seemed extremely high for living in such squalor? Don't know anything about living situations in the US, but jesus some of these are bad. Please post photos when you have them. The only thing I can come up with to contribute is something that happened at a friend of mines place: *I'm the guy across the street from you watching porn on my bigass flatscreen TV. You really spooked me for a while when you brought that laserpointer to gently caress with me everytime I was masturbating, but I got you back in the end by buying my own laserpointer and using it right back at you nude and fully erect everytime you've tried to gently caress with me since*
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Sep 17, 2015 00:31
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prinneh posted:This is one of the worst threads ever, all these apartments sound like they're in Russia or The Wire. Is the US really as bad as that? And those of you who posted prices, those seemed extremely high for living in such squalor? Don't know anything about living situations in the US, but jesus some of these are bad. Please post photos when you have them. Pro-tip: A lot of these stories are from outside the USA. Apartments attract a disproportionate amount of crazies.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:01
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 if you think lovely apartments with lovely neighbors are specific to one countryAlso lovely apartment neighbors are WAAAAAAAAY better than lovely house neighbors because you can always just pack up and leave if things get too bad. If you end up with bad neighbors in a proper neighborhood you are in for a hellride.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I used this kind of bb gun Picsanditstilldidnthappen.post
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