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*shower water temperature is a quantum uncertainty* *you're sure crappy window unit AC is going to rattle itself out of frame and kill someone on the sidewalk* *roaches and silverfish do not even pitch in on utility bills*
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:10 |
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I'm the guy that always plays the same techno song on repeat with my new sound system almost every day. Turns out the guy with the best drat parking spot with shade had abandoned that car there months ago. Happy to see it towed.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:22 |
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No I can't quiet down, 2AM is the only time my lovely band can practice up here! Cmmon man what am I gonna do?!??
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:26 |
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My neighbor had a pretty smart scam going where instead of paying his power bill he would just run an extension cord from his apartment to an outlet in the hallway.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:34 |
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*buys an awesome surround sound system but can't use it because the neighbors who are always screaming at each other filed a noise complaint when you watched Batman with the subwoofer barely on*
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:27 |
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*Moves in because of forgetting to type "Stay safe poverty ghost"*
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:29 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:My neighbor had a pretty smart scam going where instead of paying his power bill he would just run an extension cord from his apartment to an outlet in the hallway. I feel like this scheme is not actually all that workable.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:53 |
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*complex has more 911 calls than any other complex in town* *cops tell white people to go back inside, line up every black person in four buildings and interrogate them* *black teenager next door calls you his "second mama" because you actually give a poo poo about whether he graduates* *half the people in your side of the complex have been arrested over the course of a year* *every single boy and man over 14 in complex sells weed* *complex decides to do renovations mid-lease, replaces good dishwasher with lovely one and tries to get people to move all their furniture to replace carpets* *can't tell if gunshots or fireworks* *roving gang of chihuahuas prevents maintenance from doing anything for weeks until owners are evicted* *you become really good with tools because the sun will burn out and kill us all before maintenance actually comes to fix anything* Austin, ladies and gentlemen.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:58 |
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oldpainless posted:I feel like this scheme is not actually all that workable. It isn't. We in the industry discover it and basically rape your wallet over it. Had a guy who got redtagged that plugged into his neighbor's outlet on his porch. We found it and had to tell the neighbor because they're basically getting stolen from. It can get really nasty when you wade in them waters, people are really defensive about their utility bills. E: I guess that's not really us doing the financial damage there, but I have seen a guy get kicked out because he got caught doing the above, and then did it to a different neighbor the next day. poo poo people just pay your bills and keep your drat power on. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 25, 2015 |
# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:59 |
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It's 3am and I'm the young black kid who screams "SWEAR TA GOD I'MA KILL SOMEONE TONIGHT" while kicking on his girlfriend's car door until security shows up and tells me to cut that poo poo out.
90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 26, 2015 |
# ? Aug 26, 2015 02:13 |
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*shotguns beers in the stairwell nightly* *designates a row of tall shrubs down the street as "pee bushes" to use during parties* *guy gets set on fire and thrown out the third story of parking garage a block away* *parked cars get bombed and set on fire on a near-weekly basis* *roommate's dumbass friend gets hammered and stands in the middle of the street with a baseball bat, shattering mirrors and windows of cars that drive by* *friendly neighbor named Pancho offers to help me move a couch in, then invites me over for carne asada. A week later cops knock on the door, ask if I know anything about him because he has been murdered* gently caress living near universities
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 03:12 |
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*a (bad) graffiti of a dick is painted on the side of the building directly opposite my window* *ventilation for the bathroom is actually a shaft running the length of the building, when in the shower I hear the neighbours showering with me*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:09 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:*shotguns beers in the stairwell nightly*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:12 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:*friendly neighbor named Pancho offers to help me move a couch in, then invites me over for carne asada. A week later cops knock on the door, ask if I know anything about him because he has been murdered*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:21 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:*shotguns beers in the stairwell nightly* I mean, murdering your neighbor probably deserves its own thread, don't be shy.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:21 |
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I once said something to my lovely apartment neighbor about not picking up her big dog's poo poo, but afterword I think she just kept it on her tiny balcony in piles of its own poo poo. It still smelled like poo poo at my door and the dog had it worse off too.
hawowanlawow fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Aug 26, 2015 |
# ? Aug 26, 2015 05:40 |
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a guy outside is going to get punched in the face for being a loving dick
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:11 |
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radiatinglines posted:I once said something to my lovely apartment neighbor about not picking up her big dog's poo poo, but afterword I think she just kept it on her tiny balcony in piles of its own poo poo. It still smelled like poo poo at my door and the dog had it worse off too.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1zIhVICwA ((I always wanted to be 'that neighbor', for just one night//day.)) Freakbox fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Aug 26, 2015 |
# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:14 |
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im the guy that works for landscapeing weed wacking at 7 am sharp.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:17 |
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H.H posted:*ventilation for the bathroom is actually a shaft running the length of the building, when in the shower I hear the neighbours showering with me* Yes, this is what happens in my building as well, we have no less than two bathroom ventilation shafts spanning through 18 floors of the apartment tower. The bathrooms act as mechanical amplifiers (not unlike a sound horn) and if you're lucky, you can hear a chorus of people pooping noisily in there.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 07:13 |
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*morning after thanksgiving, kitchen sink has overflowed with upstairs neighbor's table scraps*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 07:29 |
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*the garbage chute has been clogged since 1972 when some enterprising moron jammed the whole thing with a christmas tree* *someone keeps stealing lightbulbs from hallway fixtures* *neighbors senile dog keeps peeing in a zigzag pattern all over the hall* *the upstairs guy likes to toss marbles (or metal ball bearings) in the bathroom at 2AM* *woof. woof. AROOOOO! woof. woof. AROOOOO!*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 07:54 |
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im the constant 90 degree temp in the hallway
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:04 |
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*neighbor's strung-out guest shits in the hallway because the toilet was saying mean things to him*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:04 |
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Marble sounds are actually more like belt buckles hitting the hardwood floor. Hth
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:05 |
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BRAAAAAAAPPPPPP someone didn't pull the shower knob hard enough
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:13 |
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the next door tenant throws noisy crack parties every night and keeps an unsocialized BYB pitbull in his studio apartment, until one fateful night one of the patrons OD's on lord knows what and dies in the apartment, his crackhead buddies are like wtf and they just stuff the body in the dumpster and continue partying as if nothing important happened. this happened 22 years ago and I wish I was making this poo poo up.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:21 |
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Hobohemian posted:Holy gently caress no. I would live on the street before dealing with that poo poo. are you under the impression that brown recluses are agoraphobic or what
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:30 |
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oh, my upstairs neighbor is pissing again.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 09:21 |
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Steak posted:oh, my upstairs neighbor is pissing again. i hope your landlord fixes that leak in your ceiling soon bruh
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 09:56 |
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The White Dragon posted:i hope your landlord fixes that leak in your ceiling soon bruh *places repair order* *two and a half years pass* *turd residue begins leaking as well*
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 09:57 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:im the constant 90 degree temp in the hallway
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 11:48 |
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zooted heh posted:im the guy that works for landscapeing weed wacking at 7 am sharp. Well gently caress you then, rear end in a top hat. I hate you.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 11:49 |
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When I was in high school, my dad and I lived in a complex with several prolific dealers. One evening I went into the hallway, where I saw numerous police officers in POLICE body armor, guns drawn making their way up the landings. One of them jerked his head at me, motioning me back inside. I was incarnate
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 12:49 |
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Car alarm at 6:55 am on a Saturday. Too early to want to start the day, too late to fall back asleep. Worn down brown carpeting looks like a dogs mangy rump. Tiny white Honda with a huge muffler, every interior item removed down to the metal, save for a stereo faceplate, phone charger cradle, and a 5 point racing harness. Nicest car in the lot. Kids toys on every balcony. Cigarette butts everywhere.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:03 |
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50 units, 30 cars in parking lot, only 5 leave for 8 hours a day.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:37 |
I'm the paper thin drywall that turns complex into Penthouse Forums every night
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:28 |
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I'm the four inches of spackle coating every wall
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:46 |
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"It's not a leak. It's just condensation."
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:49 |