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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Old friday gently caress thread got archived, so I am posting a new one. IT is friday, and it is time to gently caress.

I wrote this on a pillar at the park, earlier today, to let people know what is up.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
small gently caress time:

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
its saturday here and not yet time to gently caress. soon tho

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gimme ur mom's numnber OP

I dropped my phone I lost my contacts list

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Not sure if you should risk Ashley Madison right now OP.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
I elect to not gently caress, thanks op

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
Repeatedly jerking it instead. Jerking supremacy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

virgin friday :smithicide:

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Let's gently caress! I'll gently caress anything that moves!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Vim Fuego posted:

Repeatedly jerking it instead. Jerking supremacy

loving is better by itself, but jerking leaves more time for video games.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Delsaber posted:

Not sure if you should risk Ashley Madison right now OP.

What are the odds the hackers are going to refresh the database before they leak more though, now is probably the best time

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night were we usually make love.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Aralan posted:

What are the odds the hackers are going to refresh the database before they leak more though, now is probably the best time

Im deffo getting on there, while the time is ripe. Its time for gently caress. Its gently caress time, and I am going to be on time.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
heck yes i can't wait to have heterosexual fucks with a beautiful woman right in her vagina

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Did you ever consider you might be missing out on people with different gently caress times from you?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
gently caress on your time zone or get cucked by the rest of the world

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
when i'm loving a beautiful female woman i like to kiss and stroke her big breasts

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Nefarious posted:

when i'm loving a beautiful female woman i like to kiss and stroke her big breasts

squeeze dem sandbags

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
ops grandma just got the early bird special

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Its time for the op to gently caress off.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Took my hand out to a romantic candlelit dinner and we're gonna get busy afterwards.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Guess what. It is friday and time to gently caress.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Does the writing fade if it isn't Friday? Pretty irresponsible if it don't.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
thanks for bumping your five month old thread op

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Airborne Viking posted:

thanks for bumping your five month old thread op

ITs friday, idiot bitch.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

virgin friday :smithicide:

really?

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Vim Fuego posted:

I elect to not gently caress, thanks op

Sorry, you don't have a choice in this. It's gently caress time.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Aww man, the cute Pepsi rep was in today and I would have asked her if she had any plans for gently caress day Friday if I had known.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Infidel Castro posted:

Aww man, the cute Pepsi rep was in today and I would have asked her if she had any plans for gently caress day Friday if I had known.

what the hell is your life that you know a pepsi rep?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

well not anymore but

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the hell is your life that you know a pepsi rep?

Assistant manager of a gas station.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

well not anymore but

you got laid? Awesome!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
All the Pepsi Reps friends ditch her immediately

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
A controversial take: getting to sex is p cool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
tell me about it

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
this thread is about symbolic getting laid.
lets hear it buddy!

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KatnipSix
Jan 23, 2016
Where can I gently caress?

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