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don't worry op. you'll turn 30 soon enough, and then it will all be over
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Yo bitch, You want sum fuk?
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Aug 22, 2015 00:51
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I met all my girls out on here, "something awful"
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Aug 22, 2015 00:51
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vug posted:don't worry op. you'll turn 30 soon enough, and then it will all be over it will never be over for OP or at least the OP will never be over it
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Aug 22, 2015 00:51
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I met my first girlfriend in gbs, my second in e/n, third fyad... lots and lots of women
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Lichy posted:it will never be over for OP i did thi k as i clicked the post button that that might ring slightly hollow
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VendaGoat posted:Yo bitch, You want sum fuk?
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Casey who works at the Gulf station, you're sort of cute in a sad way. You don't look like you're very happy to be working there but i saw you smiled back when I smiled at you while you were ringing up my Poland Cranberry Lime Selzer so I hope that made yoru day better.You look old enough that you should be in college or have graduated alraedy, maybe you couldn't afford to go or your parents couldn't afford to send you, you're probably upset your stuck working that lovely dead end job instead of at college or working somehwere else. you don't look stupid. I saw your car in the parking lot and it looks beat to poo poo but I bet you bought it with your own money without any help from your parents. I can't help but think about you after i stop by on my way to work and I hope things turn out better for you. I would definitely give you a big hug if you wanted because you always look so beat down when I see you. You'll make a better life for yourself someday, I would bet on it.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:01
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I read most of the thread title best way is with a rag and some chloroform
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Aug 22, 2015 01:12
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Stick your dick in a beehive.
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carrion kit posted:Casey who works at the Gulf station, you're sort of cute in a sad way. You don't look like you're very happy to be working there but i saw you smiled back when I smiled at you while you were ringing up my Poland Cranberry Lime Selzer so I hope that made yoru day better.You look old enough that you should be in college or have graduated alraedy, maybe you couldn't afford to go or your parents couldn't afford to send you, you're probably upset your stuck working that lovely dead end job instead of at college or working somehwere else. you don't look stupid. I saw your car in the parking lot and it looks beat to poo poo but I bet you bought it with your own money without any help from your parents. I can't help but think about you after i stop by on my way to work and I hope things turn out better for you. I would definitely give you a big hug if you wanted because you always look so beat down when I see you. You'll make a better life for yourself someday, I would bet on it. 
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Really the best way to find a potential partner is to inform your friends in a casual way that you want to get back into the dating game. Hopefully they will be able to set you up on some low stress, casual dates with no real expectations. Overlapping social circles also helps maintain a relationship and foster honesty, i.e. you are more likely to tell the truth if you know the truth might get to them through mutual friends and vice versa. Basically, go over to e/n with all the other sadbrains faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart e: im gay
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Aug 22, 2015 01:41
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when she asks what you do for fun make something up instead of admitting that you've been addicted to hiring prostitutes for the last decade
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Aug 22, 2015 01:52
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Germstore posted:Stick your dick in a beehive. This song is full of glaring factual errors.
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Well is someone gonna answer the op for real? Haha just asking.
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Real answer: ask them if they have stairs in houses then explain the humors of shitposting eternally
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TCM2 is a good date film.
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carrion kit posted:Casey who works at the Gulf station, you're sort of cute in a sad way. You don't look like you're very happy to be working there but i saw you smiled back when I smiled at you while you were ringing up my Poland Cranberry Lime Selzer so I hope that made yoru day better.You look old enough that you should be in college or have graduated alraedy, maybe you couldn't afford to go or your parents couldn't afford to send you, you're probably upset your stuck working that lovely dead end job instead of at college or working somehwere else. you don't look stupid. I saw your car in the parking lot and it looks beat to poo poo but I bet you bought it with your own money without any help from your parents. I can't help but think about you after i stop by on my way to work and I hope things turn out better for you. I would definitely give you a big hug if you wanted because you always look so beat down when I see you. You'll make a better life for yourself someday, I would bet on it. Casey sounds like she tries and doesn't need a jerk like jon pop dragging her down
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a guy talked to me a few times at the gym and then we traded numbers after a few weeks. same day after we finished in the gym he said "you wanna get something to eat" and I said yes.
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Aug 22, 2015 14:24
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go on grindr and make your only standard 'wear a wig'
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i slyly let my penis peek out of my short shorts in the vicinity of women
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Kyashi posted:a guy talked to me a few times at the gym and then we traded numbers after a few weeks. same day after we finished in the gym he said "you wanna get something to eat" and I said yes. careful he may have aids
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Aug 22, 2015 16:48
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Cuckoo posted:Fix your horrible brain problems
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Don't do it OP. It might seems like asking her out is the hard part, but then you gotta spend, like, 2-3 ours with her !! Then you will know true dread ( only go if you have strong benzos on hand - alcohol wouldn't hurt either)
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learn nlp and use ~~pyschology~~ to make her ask you out
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very carefully
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im the saw chain troubleshooting guide
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No, all of these suggestions are wrong. When I see a girl I like, I get an immediate boner, detach it, and throw it at her like Poseidon's trident. That's how you loving ask a girl out. Next question.
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ideally it's someone you've at least had a conversation with so you both at least have a vibe that you're into each other or similar things, then you just ask someone if they want to go somewhere and hang out but it sounds like you're the type of guy to never say a word to someone and just silently stare at women from across the room while forming elaborate scenarios and conversations in your mind, then running up and blurting out something really forward and dumb when you've never even said hi to the person. in that case you need to do even more facebook stalking and creepy research so she's super impressed when you ask her out. she'll dig a guy who does research, it shows you're into planning for the future
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwrHGO7ljR0
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practice on asking men out first, op
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Poetic Justice posted:practice on asking men out first, op Too easy
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i show her my dick n' balls
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Zeroville posted:Too easy Have you considered my proposal in the other thread that you stop posting and reading things online, and see if that helps improve your life?
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Ocean Book posted:Have you considered my proposal in the other thread that you stop posting and reading things online, and see if that helps improve your life? I have tried going cold turkey and nothing really changed. I was bored with no friends to call and no girl to gently caress. And it's not like a late twenties guy can just go to the mall and find someone to hang out with like back in highschool.
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Zeroville posted:I have tried going cold turkey and nothing really changed. I was bored with no friends to call and no girl to gently caress. And it's not like a late twenties guy can just go to the mall and find someone to hang out with like back in highschool. Jon Pop please check your bank account and report back with an answer to the question re: how much money youve spent on making accounts for this website? According to Saclopedia its at least 300+ dollars, but they dont seem to have all your accounts, and I am curious.
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