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Inoman
Aug 9, 2015
Anybody else think Glorious Leader is finally going to forcibly convert the southern savages?

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Airlift the Korean peninsula and drop it in eastern europe, imo

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Please evacuate Samsung and LG before the nukes start flying, I still want to buy cheap flatscreen TVs and android phones after the war.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Lol north Korea is so fuckin pathetic nobody can help but pretend it's a threat to anyone

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Hey now North Korea is a nuclear power aw poo poo the silo power went out again hey can we get a battery kettle next time?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

North Korea will nuke your rear end, just wait until they get the mule team hitched up to tow the bomb to you.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
when reunification happens itll be a mess and the south is deffo not gonna just open up the border theyre gonna heavily restrict movement and therell be a huge waiting list to reunite families and all the north koreans will basically be slave labor for south korean chaebols

that said it'll still be a marked improvement. also its still gonna bankrupt the south forever lol

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

China probably has more to worry about if the DPRK collapses.
I mean, if you're a starving Nork who's been indoctrinated your whole life to hate everything about South Korea, where do you think you're going to flee to when the time comes? The more porous border of your 'communist' 'ally' or brave the no-man's-land of the DMZ?

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
North korea best korea! Earth day champions 60 years running.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Nill posted:

China probably has more to worry about if the DPRK collapses.
I mean, if you're a starving Nork who's been indoctrinated your whole life to hate everything about South Korea, where do you think you're going to flee to when the time comes? The more porous border of your 'communist' 'ally' or brave the no-man's-land of the DMZ?

china is literally just going to start shooting everyone who crosses the border on sight. gonna make donald trump look like a softie

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Strategic Tea posted:

Hey now North Korea is a nuclear power aw poo poo the silo power went out again hey can we get a battery kettle next time?

Did the tortoise wander off the wheel again?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Nill posted:

China probably has more to worry about if the DPRK collapses.
I mean, if you're a starving Nork who's been indoctrinated your whole life to hate everything about South Korea, where do you think you're going to flee to when the time comes? The more porous border of your 'communist' 'ally' or brave the no-man's-land of the DMZ?

you're right that china has more to worry about, but at least the south welcomes north korean refugees

north koreans get their south korean soap operas via chinese flash drives/dvds

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
best korea is basically this big diseased growth and nobody wants to pop it and get the pus all over them

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Whatever happens it's gonna make some good television.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

And this poo poo has already fallen off below the fold on most of the news pages.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
my rear end and your face

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


its like a teen who "attempts" suicide constantly. a very serious problem thats hard to take seriously because of repeated, ultimately failed or attention seeking action

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
they eat dogs 🐕

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