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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
What did you want to be when you grew up?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
garbageman

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
old jewish comedian

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well, not this.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
your killer

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
be a hot shiksa

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Detective. Like Dick Tracy, not Helldump internet detective.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
A dragonball Z character

android 18 would be my wife. gently caress krillin

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

old jewish comedian

I didn't want to post it but I have to



:gas:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Nfl defensive coordinator

salut pussy sensei
Aug 20, 2014
prolific internet comedy forum poster

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
a big fatso

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I wanted to be an old nasty bastard with a mean dog that lived on a tugboat.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


A good person.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Marine biologist

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gently caress YOU OP

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
That's a very personal question...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a cook on a cruise ship. i have never been on a cruise ship and only went on a boat at all as an adult, so i dont know where that came from.

Zeroville
Aug 21, 2015

by Ralp
To have friends, a girlfriend, and work in the film industry. HA!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


to be an entomologist and have a bug called the sid vicious bug

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Zeroville posted:

To have friends, a girlfriend, and work in the film industry. HA!

U didnt manage to do it ?

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

I wanted to build a time machine when I was 12.


Too much Back to the Future I guess.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Marine biologist

me 2

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

firetruck

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
a botanist


i smoke a lot of weed so technically yes? i achieved a goal?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
a doctor.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
postin in another bad inri thread

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

is there any other kind

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

my life's dream was to read a good inri post, alas dreams are fleeting

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Blue Train posted:

my life's dream was to read a good inri post, alas dreams are fleeting

it's not the post it's the replies. Now just tell me why you never became a concert cellist

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Blue Train posted:

my life's dream was to read a good inri post, alas dreams are fleeting

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
dead by 21

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Thats grim. Why are u all so miserable? ewll , not that I really wanna know or anything.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
i lied: i wanted to be dead by 22 so i could have a year or so of going to whatever bar i wanted

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
It's probably easier not to be miserable if you believe and trust in God.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

A misanthrope posted:

postin in another bad inri thread



You got some cool dogs like newfie or something?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

dogcrash truther posted:

It's probably easier not to be miserable if you believe and trust in God.

i'm such a lovely gambler that i can't even win at pascal's wager

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

dogcrash truther posted:

It's probably easier not to be miserable if you believe and trust in God.

I agree

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hobohemian posted:

You got some cool dogs like newfie or something?

sorry pugs are the only cool dogs

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I really wish God would toss this ole dog a bone

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